Definitions by Justclowntingz

Hoeflake 

1. Someone who has a large number of sexual partners but is sensitive about the topic.

2. Someone who is prolific on dating apps but flakes after they jack off.

1. Lashonda is such a hoeflake, I had to drive her to the clinic and lend her $15 dollars for a test because her parents look at her bank account

2. Michael is such a hoeflake. We’ve been talking since last summer but he has yet to actually stick it in.

Hoeflake by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Plug fever 

The irresistible urge to stick things in your butt.

There is an epidemic of Plug Fever among gay teens in the US.

Plug fever by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Stuffing season 

When you go on a seasonally-induced bottoming rampage. Ferived from “cuffing season”.

I’m having major plug fever, it must be stuffing season

Stuffing season by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Hallopeen 

A term for roleplay sex involving men, a portmanteau of Halloween and peen.

Michael gave me Hallopeen last night. It was amazing.

Hallopeen by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Lady of the Café 

A low-grade female gold digger who exploits dates for meals. Is known to say “chivalry is dead” whenever confronted. Derived from the euphemism “Lady of the Night”, which means prostitute.

Tanya is a Lady of the Café. She’s had seven dates this week, and it’s Thursday.

Lady of the Café by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Tingz 

Degeneration of “things,” but is generally used to describe a mood, situation, or event. Popularized by the Nicki Minaj song “Barbie Tingz” off of the album Queen

“I just cut my bangs down to my scalp. Crack-head tingz!”

Tingz by Justclowntingz April 16, 2020

Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck

The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery by Justclowntingz August 10, 2019