Social dick-sucking

Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.

Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Tingz

Degeneration of “things,” but is generally used to describe a mood, situation, or event. Popularized by the Nicki Minaj song “Barbie Tingz” off of the album Queen

“I just cut my bangs down to my scalp. Crack-head tingz!”

by Justclowntingz April 16, 2020

Bloomer

Former Hippies who are indeed still hip (derived from Boomer + Flower child)

I was expecting Jimmy’s grandpa to be as pretentious as the rest of his family, but turns out he’s a Bloomer!

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck

The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

by Justclowntingz August 10, 2019

Eskimo step-siblings

When you and a buddy wank off to the same person. Derived from Eskimo siblings.

Brian and I are Eskimo step-siblings through Michael from HR

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Hoeflake

1. Someone who has a large number of sexual partners but is sensitive about the topic.

2. Someone who is prolific on dating apps but flakes after they jack off.

1. Lashonda is such a hoeflake, I had to drive her to the clinic and lend her $15 dollars for a test because her parents look at her bank account

2. Michael is such a hoeflake. We’ve been talking since last summer but he has yet to actually stick it in.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Judge Judy

A term for a verbal degradation kink; When one is sexually aroused by being verbally abused by their partner. It may also be applied to specific role-play situations.

1. I’m such a Judge Judy, I love talking shit in bed.
2. Michael Judge Judy’d me last night and it was kind of hot

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020