Videophone

When two influencers collaborate on each-other’s accounts and the guest influencer completely outshines the main.
“Videophone” is such a cheap attempt to replicate “Telephone” and Gaga completely out-performed Beyoncé on her own song.
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Shelter-in-place

A government-funded sexual rekindling retreat for your parents
It’s week three of shelter-in-place and I can’t get the smell of my parents’ lube out of the furniture
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Social dick-sucking

Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.
Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time
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Plug fever

The irresistible urge to stick things in your butt.
There is an epidemic of Plug Fever among gay teens in the US.
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Eskimo step-siblings

When you and a buddy wank off to the same person. Derived from Eskimo siblings.
Brian and I are Eskimo step-siblings through Michael from HR
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Hallopeen

A term for roleplay sex involving men, a portmanteau of Halloween and peen.
Michael gave me Hallopeen last night. It was amazing.
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Lady of the Café

A low-grade female gold digger who exploits dates for meals. Is known to say “chivalry is dead” whenever confronted. Derived from the euphemism “Lady of the Night”, which means prostitute.
Tanya is a Lady of the Café. She’s had seven dates this week, and it’s Thursday.
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