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Hoeflake 

Feminist triggered by whatever triggers feminists (aka anything at all).
James: I liked Scarlett Johansson better with red hair.

Anita: Listen here, you scumbag cis white male human garbage.... don't body shame Scarlet Johansson for not having red hair.

Carl to James: Wow, Anita really is a triggered hoeflake, isn't she?
Hoeflake by Erbandickshunairy June 30, 2017
Words you can keep

Hoeflake 

1. Someone who has a large number of sexual partners but is sensitive about the topic.

2. Someone who is prolific on dating apps but flakes after they jack off.
1. Lashonda is such a hoeflake, I had to drive her to the clinic and lend her $15 dollars for a test because her parents look at her bank account

2. Michael is such a hoeflake. We’ve been talking since last summer but he has yet to actually stick it in.
Hoeflake by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
Related Words

Hotflake & Snowflake 

The best power couple there is. Characterized by a hot, charming male partner and a sweet, but unique female counterpart. Alike in many ways, they both share the same energetic and enthusiastic qualities that make people extremely jealous of their relationship.
1. Damn did you see Phil and Emily? They're forsure a Hotflake & Snowflake couple.

2. Brad is so hot and funny, and Carina is so likeable! They would make a perfect Hotflake & Snowflake couple!
Hotflake & Snowflake by 1005perfect February 7, 2013
A special type of female who thinks all of her problems are unique and special like snowflakes. But really she is just a whack as ho and no one gives a shit about her problems.
"do you hear Tina bitching again about her Boss? she thinks people care but she doesn't understand she is just a Hoflake."
hoflake by Brimbly23 March 11, 2016

Homeflake 

Man who spews his load all over his bedsheets after love making.
After a nice time of passionate love making, the homeflake had a terrible night tossing and turning in his soaked bedsheets.
Homeflake by Ninja. July 9, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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