Hoeflake

Feminist triggered by whatever triggers feminists (aka anything at all).

James: I liked Scarlett Johansson better with red hair.

Anita: Listen here, you scumbag cis white male human garbage.... don't body shame Scarlet Johansson for not having red hair.

Carl to James: Wow, Anita really is a triggered hoeflake, isn't she?

by Erbandickshunairy June 30, 2017

Hoeflake

1. Someone who has a large number of sexual partners but is sensitive about the topic.

2. Someone who is prolific on dating apps but flakes after they jack off.

1. Lashonda is such a hoeflake, I had to drive her to the clinic and lend her $15 dollars for a test because her parents look at her bank account

2. Michael is such a hoeflake. We’ve been talking since last summer but he has yet to actually stick it in.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020