JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic's definitions
To ejaculate; to go number four means to ejaculate, whether from a penis or a vulva. To explain the structure; number one means to urinate, number two denotes defecation, number three refers to vomiting, and number four equates to ejaculation.
Mike: Holy shit! There's Nova!
Zack: Over there?
Mike: Oh fuck! I think I'm about to go number 4! I'll be right back!
Zack: Oh, ok then!
Nova: Hi Zack! Where's Mike, he was with you a minute ago, wasn't he?
Zack: Oh yeah, he just went number 4, that's all!
Zack: Over there?
Mike: Oh fuck! I think I'm about to go number 4! I'll be right back!
Zack: Oh, ok then!
Nova: Hi Zack! Where's Mike, he was with you a minute ago, wasn't he?
Zack: Oh yeah, he just went number 4, that's all!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic February 6, 2022
Get the Number 4mug. Where two people trust each other so much that they share their passwords to their email account with each other... with consent, that is. Then they look into each other`s stuff because they have nothing to hide from each other.
Mike: Me and Nova had digital sex last night!
Jack: Really? Me and Sarah have digital sex all the time! Turns out she watches the same porn as I do.
Mike: I gotta have digital sex with Nova more often!
Jack: Really? Me and Sarah have digital sex all the time! Turns out she watches the same porn as I do.
Mike: I gotta have digital sex with Nova more often!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 6, 2021
Get the Digital sexmug. When two family members of the opposite gender have sex, resulting in the creation of a tyrant.
When you do it with your sibling of the opposite gender, your child will most certainly become a tyrant or live a life of suffering. Adolf Hitler was inbred, his dad fucked his niece, resulting in an incarnation of evil. Caillou is also inbred, he screams constantly at the littlest things and is just a general bitch, I mean why the fuck else would his parents names rhyme? If you do it with your cousin, there`s only a 50% chance it will be a piece of shit. Porn always features incest, somehow people find it hot, therefore, it is the fault of the porn industry that incest has become ever more prevalent! Even the bible (the biggest piece of horse shit in the galaxy) is against inbreeding!
When you do it with your sibling of the opposite gender, your child will most certainly become a tyrant or live a life of suffering. Adolf Hitler was inbred, his dad fucked his niece, resulting in an incarnation of evil. Caillou is also inbred, he screams constantly at the littlest things and is just a general bitch, I mean why the fuck else would his parents names rhyme? If you do it with your cousin, there`s only a 50% chance it will be a piece of shit. Porn always features incest, somehow people find it hot, therefore, it is the fault of the porn industry that incest has become ever more prevalent! Even the bible (the biggest piece of horse shit in the galaxy) is against inbreeding!
Kevin: Oh god! What are Jack and Ellen doing in there? They`re siblings!
*Kevin bursts the door open*
Jack: Kevin, what the fuck? We were having sex!!
Kevin: I`ll tell you what the fuck, you guys are doing incest!
Ellen: So?
Jack: Yeah, people do it in porn, so it`s perfectly fine!
Kevin: You trust that shit?
Jack: Yes, of course I do!
*Jack and Ellen keep fucking each other*
Jack: I`m cumming! Uuuuuuuuuuuuunnhhhh!!!
*9 months later*
Ellen: Let`s name him..... Caillou...
*Disclaimer: I do not condone incest or inbreeding, inbreeding can be very dangerous for you and the child, you don`t want your child to become like Hitler or Caillou after all.
*Kevin bursts the door open*
Jack: Kevin, what the fuck? We were having sex!!
Kevin: I`ll tell you what the fuck, you guys are doing incest!
Ellen: So?
Jack: Yeah, people do it in porn, so it`s perfectly fine!
Kevin: You trust that shit?
Jack: Yes, of course I do!
*Jack and Ellen keep fucking each other*
Jack: I`m cumming! Uuuuuuuuuuuuunnhhhh!!!
*9 months later*
Ellen: Let`s name him..... Caillou...
*Disclaimer: I do not condone incest or inbreeding, inbreeding can be very dangerous for you and the child, you don`t want your child to become like Hitler or Caillou after all.
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic January 17, 2021
Get the Incestmug. Graphics in a game or a TV show that make every goddamn thing look shiny, rounded and bouncy like a marshmallow! There are rarely any sharp edges and every object that would be hard usually bounces off the ground. These were common attributes in 20th century cartoons, usually only making everything bouncy. So I guess putting things with sharp edges in a kid`s game is going to scare them or something? This is so damn annoying when people do this.
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic September 29, 2020
Get the Marshmallow graphicsmug. If you want to see the biggest pile of horse shit in the universe, then read the bible. It`s so full of lies and absolute BULLSHIT that you begin to question why so many people have been infected by the disease that is christianity. The bible says you can`t masturbate, that`s bullshit! The bible says you can`t swear, that`s bullshit too. The bible says you can`t be gay, that`s even bigger bullshit!
Don`t read the bible because the bible is shit
Don`t read the bible because the bible is shit
Jack: You should read the bible
Fred: You expect me to buy into that fucking shit?
Jack: It`s not shit, it`s what god wanted the world to be
Fred: well your god can suck my dick
Fred: You expect me to buy into that fucking shit?
Jack: It`s not shit, it`s what god wanted the world to be
Fred: well your god can suck my dick
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 26, 2020
Get the The biblemug. To perform cunnilingus while the receiver is on their period, like how a vampire sucks blood. This act, if performed right, can be a very erotic experience and can even get rid of stress and menstrual pain!!
Fred: Yo! Where in da hell were you last night??
Jack: Oh, I was just vampiring Sarah, that`s all.
Fred: Damn yo! Dafuq is wrong with you!?
Jack: Nothing`s wrong with me, it was actually quite pleasurable, and I made her cum too!
Fred: You is damn kinky!!
Jack: And "you is" a damn retard! And besides, she really needed it!
Jack: Oh, I was just vampiring Sarah, that`s all.
Fred: Damn yo! Dafuq is wrong with you!?
Jack: Nothing`s wrong with me, it was actually quite pleasurable, and I made her cum too!
Fred: You is damn kinky!!
Jack: And "you is" a damn retard! And besides, she really needed it!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 3, 2021
Get the Vampiringmug. A website designed specifically for people to submit definitions of things written in their own words, whether it be modern slang or otherwise. Let's face it though, nearly everyone who knows about Urban Dictionary knows that 90% of it's definitions are sexual, and those that aren't are likely either racism, retarded trends, or the names of the user's classmates. Many deem this site immature, and "dominated by 10 year olds", and while not 100% true, right to some degree. I mean, the level of vulgar things on here is exponential, and so is the thrill of all the sick fucks who post them, and I myself posted my first definition as an aspiring 10 year old. But as an Urban Dictionary user, I don't hate it, I merely find amusement in the oddity of UD's grand archive, as well as many of UD's exaggerated stereotypes. Too many people seem to assimilate Urban Dictionary with some kind of a hellhole, or a shady ally where a mass of drug dealers hang out, but this is rather exaggerated; Urban Dictionary is more like a crowded bar with drunk people that party like animals, hell, Urban Dictionary is paradise city compared to websites like Twitter and that gas chamber TikTok! But I digress, to say that I'm some kind of exception to the weirdness that controls the mind of a UD user would be like saying that climate change doesn't exist.
I mean, look at my definitions: foick, order 69, dongademon... The top definition of "TITTIES" was made by ME! Just another sick fuck on Urban Dic! So no, I'm definitely not an exception, and people who hate me (and other Urban Dics) just for being a UD user who contributes to that golden 90% are morons. Anyway, I could write a library on this topic, but unfortunately if I recall correctly, Urban Dictionary has a new character limit, so I'll have to stop here.
-Yours truly; Just Another Sick Fuck On Urban Dictionary
-Yours truly; Just Another Sick Fuck On Urban Dictionary
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 1, 2021
Get the Urban Dictionarymug.