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Number 4

To ejaculate; to go number four means to ejaculate, whether from a penis or a vulva. To explain the structure; number one means to urinate, number two denotes defecation, number three refers to vomiting, and number four equates to ejaculation.
Mike: Holy shit! There's Nova!
Zack: Over there?
Mike: Oh fuck! I think I'm about to go number 4! I'll be right back!
Zack: Oh, ok then!
Nova: Hi Zack! Where's Mike, he was with you a minute ago, wasn't he?
Zack: Oh yeah, he just went number 4, that's all!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic February 6, 2022
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Digital sex

Where two people trust each other so much that they share their passwords to their email account with each other... with consent, that is. Then they look into each other`s stuff because they have nothing to hide from each other.
Mike: Me and Nova had digital sex last night!
Jack: Really? Me and Sarah have digital sex all the time! Turns out she watches the same porn as I do.
Mike: I gotta have digital sex with Nova more often!
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foick

Two guys swordfighting with their cocks for a girl they want to have sex with.

...allow me to explain...

When a woman wants to have sex with two men of whom she finds very attractive. These two guys however are mortal enemies and are both competing for marrying and/or dating this woman. The woman knows a threesome is not an option at this point so she declares a foick between the two men. Only the woman can declare the foick as a last resort for the two guys who want to fuck her.

HERE ARE THE RULES

1: stabbing the opponent`s balls with your dick is an automatic win
2: NO HANDS (unless you`re jerking), no kicks either.
3: ejaculating on the opponent`s balls is an automatic rematch.
4: if you lose your erection, you lose
5: pissing and ejaculating is allowed
6: dick breaking (from extreme hardcore foicking) is a loss for both men
7: disobeying the foick rules results in a rematch
8: the woman is in full control of the foick
Tashira: I want to have sex with both of you.
Kevin: I can`t stand the sight of that retard
Fred: As much as Tashira turns me on, the thought of Kevin makes my jizz go right back into my dickhole!
Tashira: Well then... I didn`t think I`d have to do this... I declare a foick to the death!
Fred: Oh it`s fucking on, asshole!
Kevin: Tashira wants my cock
*cocks clashing together*
Tashira: *masturbating to Kevin and Fred foicking*
Fred: Kevin, look! Tashira`s masturbating, isn`t it hot?
Kevin: *gets distracted* *cums*
Fred: *stabs Kevin in balls*
Kevin: Fuck! My balls hurt like fucking hell!!!
Fred: You`re just a pervert anyway, kevin!

Tashira: Now let`s fuck, Fred!
Fred: fucks Tashira right in front of Kevin.
Kevin: *commits suicide my drowning in the cum and sqirt fluid*
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Titties

Sacred life orbs that squirt milk so that babies (and sexual partners) can suck on them.
Mike: I hate this quarantine, I wish there were titties I could suck on.
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A challenge created by me, in which you and another person each go on UD and press the random definition button on Urbandictionary.com, you then press any blue highlighted definition, and the chain goes on, definition after definition. The trick however, is not to land on a dirty/sexual/drug-related (depends how you play it) definition, the last one to land on a dirty definition wins. This game can also be played in a group.
Justanothersickfuckonurbandic: Hey guys! Let`s play this game I created, it`s called "The Urban Dictionary Challenge!"
Kevin: Wow, Justanothersickfuckonurbandic, what a great idea! How is it played?
*explains how to play*
Justanothersickfuckonurbandic: I bet $69,420 for whoever wins!
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Bombing run

The act of posting a message in every single chat in every Discord server you are in, as well as every personal, and group DM. This act has no known reason or benefit, although it has been thought to be able to revive dead servers.
Mike: Why do I have so many Discord notifications?
Zack: Oh, that's because Tashira went on a bombing run... again.
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 27, 2021
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Give it a whirl

Kevin: Well... I`ve really never masturbated before...
Ellen: Come on! Give it a whirl!

Misunderstanding at it`s finest!!
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