Definitions by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic
Give it a whirl
To masturbate, it`s not rocket science.
Kevin: Well... I`ve really never masturbated before...
Ellen: Come on! Give it a whirl!
Misunderstanding at it`s finest!!
Ellen: Come on! Give it a whirl!
Misunderstanding at it`s finest!!
Give it a whirl by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 11, 2021
Digital sex
Where two people trust each other so much that they share their passwords to their email account with each other... with consent, that is. Then they look into each other`s stuff because they have nothing to hide from each other.
Mike: Me and Nova had digital sex last night!
Jack: Really? Me and Sarah have digital sex all the time! Turns out she watches the same porn as I do.
Mike: I gotta have digital sex with Nova more often!
Jack: Really? Me and Sarah have digital sex all the time! Turns out she watches the same porn as I do.
Mike: I gotta have digital sex with Nova more often!
Digital sex by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 6, 2021
The Urban Dictionary Challenge
A challenge created by me, in which you and another person each go on UD and press the random definition button on Urbandictionary.com, you then press any blue highlighted definition, and the chain goes on, definition after definition. The trick however, is not to land on a dirty/sexual/drug-related (depends how you play it) definition, the last one to land on a dirty definition wins. This game can also be played in a group.
Justanothersickfuckonurbandic: Hey guys! Let`s play this game I created, it`s called "The Urban Dictionary Challenge!"
Kevin: Wow, Justanothersickfuckonurbandic, what a great idea! How is it played?
*explains how to play*
Justanothersickfuckonurbandic: I bet $69,420 for whoever wins!
Kevin: Wow, Justanothersickfuckonurbandic, what a great idea! How is it played?
*explains how to play*
Justanothersickfuckonurbandic: I bet $69,420 for whoever wins!
The Urban Dictionary Challenge by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 6, 2021
Vampiring
To perform cunnilingus while the receiver is on their period, like how a vampire sucks blood. This act, if performed right, can be a very erotic experience and can even get rid of stress and menstrual pain!!
Fred: Yo! Where in da hell were you last night??
Jack: Oh, I was just vampiring Sarah, that`s all.
Fred: Damn yo! Dafuq is wrong with you!?
Jack: Nothing`s wrong with me, it was actually quite pleasurable, and I made her cum too!
Fred: You is damn kinky!!
Jack: And "you is" a damn retard! And besides, she really needed it!
Jack: Oh, I was just vampiring Sarah, that`s all.
Fred: Damn yo! Dafuq is wrong with you!?
Jack: Nothing`s wrong with me, it was actually quite pleasurable, and I made her cum too!
Fred: You is damn kinky!!
Jack: And "you is" a damn retard! And besides, she really needed it!
Vampiring by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 3, 2021
Dongademon
A dongademon is a humanoid monster with a large penis, their cocks can be very long, perhaps ordinary looking at first, but their erections can be long, like from 7 meters to a staggering 10 thousand kilometers! Their cocks are hard but flexible and can move around like a snake. A dongademon's dick will not be penetrated by anything weaker than steel, this feature can be used for swordfighting. Dongademons can ejaculate on command and really powerful ones can shoot fire, ice and lightning out of their dicks. Extremely powerful, horny, rock hard perverted dongademons can conjure anything out of their cocks, those dongademons are very rare and are usually the leaders of a dongademon group. Every dongademon is different and there are unlimited possibilities of what powers a dongademon`s cock can possess.
(Inspired by the definition: donga)
(Inspired by the definition: donga)
Ellen: Oh Jack! Your cock is so huge!
Jack: I know, and I would fuck you all day and make a porno out of you and...
Ellen: Wait, Jack, it hurts! IT HURTS!!! AAAAAGH!!!
Jack (slightly more demonic voice): Holy fuck, what`s happening to my cock? It`s like 2 meters long and 4 inches thick!
Ellen: Oh... fuck...
Jack: *gets really horny*
Ellen: runs away
Jack: *thinks: why am I so horny*
*blast of cum knocks Jack off his feet*
Jack: what was that?
Dongademon (higher pitched voice): Greetings, I am Evilcock, I am a dongademon!
Jack: What`s a dongademon?
Evilcock: A dongademon is someone with a giant cock with superpowers who is really horny.
Jack: So I must be a dongademon then.
Evilcock: Yes, you are, now cum to my mansion, I will show you what it means to be a dongademon.
Jack: I know, and I would fuck you all day and make a porno out of you and...
Ellen: Wait, Jack, it hurts! IT HURTS!!! AAAAAGH!!!
Jack (slightly more demonic voice): Holy fuck, what`s happening to my cock? It`s like 2 meters long and 4 inches thick!
Ellen: Oh... fuck...
Jack: *gets really horny*
Ellen: runs away
Jack: *thinks: why am I so horny*
*blast of cum knocks Jack off his feet*
Jack: what was that?
Dongademon (higher pitched voice): Greetings, I am Evilcock, I am a dongademon!
Jack: What`s a dongademon?
Evilcock: A dongademon is someone with a giant cock with superpowers who is really horny.
Jack: So I must be a dongademon then.
Evilcock: Yes, you are, now cum to my mansion, I will show you what it means to be a dongademon.
Dongademon by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic January 20, 2021
Incest
When two family members of the opposite gender have sex, resulting in the creation of a tyrant.
When you do it with your sibling of the opposite gender, your child will most certainly become a tyrant or live a life of suffering. Adolf Hitler was inbred, his dad fucked his niece, resulting in an incarnation of evil. Caillou is also inbred, he screams constantly at the littlest things and is just a general bitch, I mean why the fuck else would his parents names rhyme? If you do it with your cousin, there`s only a 50% chance it will be a piece of shit. Porn always features incest, somehow people find it hot, therefore, it is the fault of the porn industry that incest has become ever more prevalent! Even the bible (the biggest piece of horse shit in the galaxy) is against inbreeding!
When you do it with your sibling of the opposite gender, your child will most certainly become a tyrant or live a life of suffering. Adolf Hitler was inbred, his dad fucked his niece, resulting in an incarnation of evil. Caillou is also inbred, he screams constantly at the littlest things and is just a general bitch, I mean why the fuck else would his parents names rhyme? If you do it with your cousin, there`s only a 50% chance it will be a piece of shit. Porn always features incest, somehow people find it hot, therefore, it is the fault of the porn industry that incest has become ever more prevalent! Even the bible (the biggest piece of horse shit in the galaxy) is against inbreeding!
Kevin: Oh god! What are Jack and Ellen doing in there? They`re siblings!
*Kevin bursts the door open*
Jack: Kevin, what the fuck? We were having sex!!
Kevin: I`ll tell you what the fuck, you guys are doing incest!
Ellen: So?
Jack: Yeah, people do it in porn, so it`s perfectly fine!
Kevin: You trust that shit?
Jack: Yes, of course I do!
*Jack and Ellen keep fucking each other*
Jack: I`m cumming! Uuuuuuuuuuuuunnhhhh!!!
*9 months later*
Ellen: Let`s name him..... Caillou...
*Disclaimer: I do not condone incest or inbreeding, inbreeding can be very dangerous for you and the child, you don`t want your child to become like Hitler or Caillou after all.
*Kevin bursts the door open*
Jack: Kevin, what the fuck? We were having sex!!
Kevin: I`ll tell you what the fuck, you guys are doing incest!
Ellen: So?
Jack: Yeah, people do it in porn, so it`s perfectly fine!
Kevin: You trust that shit?
Jack: Yes, of course I do!
*Jack and Ellen keep fucking each other*
Jack: I`m cumming! Uuuuuuuuuuuuunnhhhh!!!
*9 months later*
Ellen: Let`s name him..... Caillou...
*Disclaimer: I do not condone incest or inbreeding, inbreeding can be very dangerous for you and the child, you don`t want your child to become like Hitler or Caillou after all.
Incest by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic January 17, 2021
Kinkist
Sarah: I did BDSM with Jack the other day, it was so hot
Cindy: You`re into that shit? You`re such a freak!
Sarah: Shut up, you`re into piss drinking!
Ellen: You guys are so kinkist
Cindy: You`re into that shit? You`re such a freak!
Sarah: Shut up, you`re into piss drinking!
Ellen: You guys are so kinkist
Kinkist by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic December 4, 2020