JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic's definitions

Carry the 1

A phrase used to acknowledge something obvious that another has been missing, similar in nature to "Use your head" or "Read between the lines."

Darth Vader: No, I am your father!
Luke: No, that`s not true, that`s impossible!!
Darth Vader: Carry the 1, Luke, I thought it was obvious!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic June 20, 2021

Minor

A stupid made -up word by the government for people who`s will they don`t recognize, the reason that porn and other such things have retarded things called age restrictions on them. If such restrictions were implemented based on maturity, knowledge, and ability instead of age (with the exception of smoking, vaping, and drinking), this world would be a much greater place.

Zack: Yo, can I buy this condom?
Cashier: Sorry, you can`t buy this, you`re a minor.
Zack: So the fuck what? That doesn`t matter, I can be responsible!
Cashier: Well, I wish I could let you, but if I did, I`d be jailed for life.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 16, 2021

Chaos whore

Someone who tries to cause as much drama and havoc as they possibly can purely for their own entertainment. A chaos whore will do almost anything to cause chaos in their nearby environment depending on how bored they are; they will destroy friendships, ruin lives, and burn down nations simply for the thrill of the drama it creates. Chaos whores will go as far as to lie, steal, cheat, kill, and sabotage just to entertain themselves. Stay safe out there, folks!

Zack: Did you hear the rumors?
Ellen: What rumors?
Zack: That Jack killed Tashira!
Ellen: And who told you that?
Zack: Kevin, he said Jack told him he did it.
Ellen: You believed Kevin? That fucking chaos whore lies all the time!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 11, 2021

Urban Dic

An Urban Dictionary user; usually a more proud and prominent one, like me, or "A WHITE GUY" (UD user, check him out). Many Urban Dics only post one or a few more definitions, which somehow end up on the front page of UD, while others are more dedicated to their Urban Dictionary careers. A lot of professional, more experienced Urban Dics will have a dozen or more definitions, maybe even thousands! Those Urban Dics are very dedicated and the characters featured in their example of definition page may sometimes be found on other definitions they have written. Not only that, but we also embrace what a royally-screwed up site this is, as well as it's odd culture; we embrace our new words, despite the fact that they are most rather NSFW than not. After all though, this site was designed for it's users to define new slang words, and if those slang words must be "foick," "order 69," "vampiring," or "dongademon" then so be it! Anyway, if a YouTube user can be a "YouTuber", and a Reddit user can be a "Redditor," then from here on out, a UD user will be known as an "Urban Dic!"

Ellen: "Cookie puss?" I wonder who wrote that one.
Cindy: Probably some Urban Dic.
Sarah: That's not just any Urban Dic, that's JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic!!
Cindy: I know, that's what I said.
Sarah: No, not "just another sick fuck on Urban Dic," JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic! The guy who created us.
Ellen: Cindy, don't fall for her bullshit, we so obviously weren't made by an Urban Dic.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 27, 2021

Number 4

To ejaculate; to go number four means to ejaculate, whether from a penis or a vulva. To explain the structure; number one means to urinate, number two denotes defecation, number three refers to vomiting, and number four equates to ejaculation.

Mike: Holy shit! There's Nova!
Zack: Over there?
Mike: Oh fuck! I think I'm about to go number 4! I'll be right back!
Zack: Oh, ok then!
Nova: Hi Zack! Where's Mike, he was with you a minute ago, wasn't he?
Zack: Oh yeah, he just went number 4, that's all!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic February 6, 2022

Digital sex

Where two people trust each other so much that they share their passwords to their email account with each other... with consent, that is. Then they look into each other`s stuff because they have nothing to hide from each other.

Mike: Me and Nova had digital sex last night!
Jack: Really? Me and Sarah have digital sex all the time! Turns out she watches the same porn as I do.
Mike: I gotta have digital sex with Nova more often!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 6, 2021

Titties

Sacred life orbs that squirt milk so that babies (and sexual partners) can suck on them.

Mike: I hate this quarantine, I wish there were titties I could suck on.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 4, 2020