JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic's definitions

Jerkless January

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.

Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021

Number 4

To ejaculate; to go number four means to ejaculate, whether from a penis or a vulva. To explain the structure; number one means to urinate, number two denotes defecation, number three refers to vomiting, and number four equates to ejaculation.

Mike: Holy shit! There's Nova!
Zack: Over there?
Mike: Oh fuck! I think I'm about to go number 4! I'll be right back!
Zack: Oh, ok then!
Nova: Hi Zack! Where's Mike, he was with you a minute ago, wasn't he?
Zack: Oh yeah, he just went number 4, that's all!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic February 6, 2022

Digital sex

Where two people trust each other so much that they share their passwords to their email account with each other... with consent, that is. Then they look into each other`s stuff because they have nothing to hide from each other.

Mike: Me and Nova had digital sex last night!
Jack: Really? Me and Sarah have digital sex all the time! Turns out she watches the same porn as I do.
Mike: I gotta have digital sex with Nova more often!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 6, 2021

foick

Two guys swordfighting with their cocks for a girl they want to have sex with.

...allow me to explain...

When a woman wants to have sex with two men of whom she finds very attractive. These two guys however are mortal enemies and are both competing for marrying and/or dating this woman. The woman knows a threesome is not an option at this point so she declares a foick between the two men. Only the woman can declare the foick as a last resort for the two guys who want to fuck her.

HERE ARE THE RULES

1: stabbing the opponent`s balls with your dick is an automatic win
2: NO HANDS (unless you`re jerking), no kicks either.
3: ejaculating on the opponent`s balls is an automatic rematch.
4: if you lose your erection, you lose
5: pissing and ejaculating is allowed
6: dick breaking (from extreme hardcore foicking) is a loss for both men
7: disobeying the foick rules results in a rematch
8: the woman is in full control of the foick

Tashira: I want to have sex with both of you.
Kevin: I can`t stand the sight of that retard
Fred: As much as Tashira turns me on, the thought of Kevin makes my jizz go right back into my dickhole!
Tashira: Well then... I didn`t think I`d have to do this... I declare a foick to the death!
Fred: Oh it`s fucking on, asshole!
Kevin: Tashira wants my cock
*cocks clashing together*
Tashira: *masturbating to Kevin and Fred foicking*
Fred: Kevin, look! Tashira`s masturbating, isn`t it hot?
Kevin: *gets distracted* *cums*
Fred: *stabs Kevin in balls*
Kevin: Fuck! My balls hurt like fucking hell!!!
Fred: You`re just a pervert anyway, kevin!

Tashira: Now let`s fuck, Fred!
Fred: fucks Tashira right in front of Kevin.
Kevin: *commits suicide my drowning in the cum and sqirt fluid*

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic August 25, 2020

Titties

Sacred life orbs that squirt milk so that babies (and sexual partners) can suck on them.

Mike: I hate this quarantine, I wish there were titties I could suck on.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 4, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website designed specifically for people to submit definitions of things written in their own words, whether it be modern slang or otherwise. Let's face it though, nearly everyone who knows about Urban Dictionary knows that 90% of it's definitions are sexual, and those that aren't are likely either racism, retarded trends, or the names of the user's classmates. Many deem this site immature, and "dominated by 10 year olds", and while not 100% true, right to some degree. I mean, the level of vulgar things on here is exponential, and so is the thrill of all the sick fucks who post them, and I myself posted my first definition as an aspiring 10 year old. But as an Urban Dictionary user, I don't hate it, I merely find amusement in the oddity of UD's grand archive, as well as many of UD's exaggerated stereotypes. Too many people seem to assimilate Urban Dictionary with some kind of a hellhole, or a shady ally where a mass of drug dealers hang out, but this is rather exaggerated; Urban Dictionary is more like a crowded bar with drunk people that party like animals, hell, Urban Dictionary is paradise city compared to websites like Twitter and that gas chamber TikTok! But I digress, to say that I'm some kind of exception to the weirdness that controls the mind of a UD user would be like saying that climate change doesn't exist.

I mean, look at my definitions: foick, order 69, dongademon... The top definition of "TITTIES" was made by ME! Just another sick fuck on Urban Dic! So no, I'm definitely not an exception, and people who hate me (and other Urban Dics) just for being a UD user who contributes to that golden 90% are morons. Anyway, I could write a library on this topic, but unfortunately if I recall correctly, Urban Dictionary has a new character limit, so I'll have to stop here.

-Yours truly; Just Another Sick Fuck On Urban Dictionary

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 1, 2021

The bible

If you want to see the biggest pile of horse shit in the universe, then read the bible. It`s so full of lies and absolute BULLSHIT that you begin to question why so many people have been infected by the disease that is christianity. The bible says you can`t masturbate, that`s bullshit! The bible says you can`t swear, that`s bullshit too. The bible says you can`t be gay, that`s even bigger bullshit!

Don`t read the bible because the bible is shit

Jack: You should read the bible
Fred: You expect me to buy into that fucking shit?
Jack: It`s not shit, it`s what god wanted the world to be
Fred: well your god can suck my dick

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 26, 2020