JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic's definitions

Bombing run

The act of posting a message in every single chat in every Discord server you are in, as well as every personal, and group DM. This act has no known reason or benefit, although it has been thought to be able to revive dead servers.

Mike: Why do I have so many Discord notifications?
Zack: Oh, that's because Tashira went on a bombing run... again.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 27, 2021

The Urban Dictionary Challenge

A challenge created by me, in which you and another person each go on UD and press the random definition button on Urbandictionary.com, you then press any blue highlighted definition, and the chain goes on, definition after definition. The trick however, is not to land on a dirty/sexual/drug-related (depends how you play it) definition, the last one to land on a dirty definition wins. This game can also be played in a group.

Justanothersickfuckonurbandic: Hey guys! Let`s play this game I created, it`s called "The Urban Dictionary Challenge!"
Kevin: Wow, Justanothersickfuckonurbandic, what a great idea! How is it played?
*explains how to play*
Justanothersickfuckonurbandic: I bet $69,420 for whoever wins!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 6, 2021

Dongademon

A dongademon is a humanoid monster with a large penis, their cocks can be very long, perhaps ordinary looking at first, but their erections can be long, like from 7 meters to a staggering 10 thousand kilometers! Their cocks are hard but flexible and can move around like a snake. A dongademon's dick will not be penetrated by anything weaker than steel, this feature can be used for swordfighting. Dongademons can ejaculate on command and really powerful ones can shoot fire, ice and lightning out of their dicks. Extremely powerful, horny, rock hard perverted dongademons can conjure anything out of their cocks, those dongademons are very rare and are usually the leaders of a dongademon group. Every dongademon is different and there are unlimited possibilities of what powers a dongademon`s cock can possess.

(Inspired by the definition: donga)

Ellen: Oh Jack! Your cock is so huge!
Jack: I know, and I would fuck you all day and make a porno out of you and...
Ellen: Wait, Jack, it hurts! IT HURTS!!! AAAAAGH!!!
Jack (slightly more demonic voice): Holy fuck, what`s happening to my cock? It`s like 2 meters long and 4 inches thick!
Ellen: Oh... fuck...
Jack: *gets really horny*
Ellen: runs away
Jack: *thinks: why am I so horny*
*blast of cum knocks Jack off his feet*
Jack: what was that?
Dongademon (higher pitched voice): Greetings, I am Evilcock, I am a dongademon!
Jack: What`s a dongademon?
Evilcock: A dongademon is someone with a giant cock with superpowers who is really horny.
Jack: So I must be a dongademon then.
Evilcock: Yes, you are, now cum to my mansion, I will show you what it means to be a dongademon.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic January 20, 2021

Tander

Someone who did something wrong by accident; or rather, someone who had good intentions but ended up messing up terribly. This word is derived from Henry Tandey; a British soldier who, during the first world war, stumbled upon a German soldier, wounded and helpless. Tandey simply could not bring himself to just shoot this wounded man in cold blood, and so he refused to shoot him, thinking it was an act of kindness, thus sparing the life of 29 year-old lance corporal Adolf Hitler. In summary; had Henry just shot Hitler, he'd probably had just saved over six million lives, plus the 11 million that would die as a result of the second world war (That was nearly 1% of the world's population at the time).

Because the tander does not know that their good intentions are the shit that will hit the fan, they are technically innocent; depending on how one is to view the situation, of course.

Famous examples of tanders include: Henry Tandey, Qui-Gon Jinn, Alfred Nobel, and whoever cooked the bat soup.

Tashira: Why is this town so divided? I wish everyone would stop fighting and hating each-other!
Ellen: It's all Mike's fault! He started all this by writing that weird E-mail!
Cindy: Nah; Mike's a tander; he couldn't possibly have predicted this.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic March 5, 2022

The Last Name Challenge

Going to a porn site and typing your last name in the search bar, results may vary.

Zack: I did the last name challenge yesterday, thank god I found nothing!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic June 26, 2021

Digital sex

Where two people trust each other so much that they share their passwords to their email account with each other... with consent, that is. Then they look into each other`s stuff because they have nothing to hide from each other.

Mike: Me and Nova had digital sex last night!
Jack: Really? Me and Sarah have digital sex all the time! Turns out she watches the same porn as I do.
Mike: I gotta have digital sex with Nova more often!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 6, 2021

Number 4

To ejaculate; to go number four means to ejaculate, whether from a penis or a vulva. To explain the structure; number one means to urinate, number two denotes defecation, number three refers to vomiting, and number four equates to ejaculation.

Mike: Holy shit! There's Nova!
Zack: Over there?
Mike: Oh fuck! I think I'm about to go number 4! I'll be right back!
Zack: Oh, ok then!
Nova: Hi Zack! Where's Mike, he was with you a minute ago, wasn't he?
Zack: Oh yeah, he just went number 4, that's all!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic February 6, 2022