JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic's definitions

Give it a whirl

To masturbate, it`s not rocket science.

Kevin: Well... I`ve really never masturbated before...
Ellen: Come on! Give it a whirl!

Misunderstanding at it`s finest!!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 11, 2021

Porn

FUCKED_UP_SHIT!... Alright, porn-watchers, that may offend you but the sad truth is that porn didn`t used to be this way. Porn actually used to be erotic and worth masturbating to. Now all it is is shit like "blonde slut chokes on big cock" or "mom fucks son" or either fucking INCEST or sex slavery which in my opinion is pretty fucked up. I mean only the stuff made by the big porn companies is fucked up. As DopamineReceptors (author on Urban Dictionary) says, "people in porn have low IQs". She/he was referencing how a woman in porn will just suck on a dick that was in her ass 10 seconds ago! This is why amateur porn is valued, it`s the real shit. It`s not fake and it doesn`t body shame people, it`s worth masturbating to. Amateur porn isn`t made by the porn industry and therefore is not evil.

Tashira: Damn, I wish I was as hot as that pornstar…
Kevin: Tashira, are you watching porn again? You know that shit`s fake! Those pornstars are like 70% plastic and put a hell of a lot of makeup on, it`s fake shit. You are perfect just the way you are!
Tashira: I guess you`re right, I don`t need this porn anyway!
Tashira: Did she just vomit? WTF!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 14, 2020

Snaptism

Derived from the word 'baptism', a snaptism is the day in which any given Snapchat user joins Snapchat. It's to be treated like a digital birthday of sorts.

Zack: Twelve months ago on this day, I created my Snapchat account. Therefore, today is my snaptism

Jack: Happy snaptism!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 28, 2022

Titties

Sacred life orbs that squirt milk so that babies (and sexual partners) can suck on them.

Mike: I hate this quarantine, I wish there were titties I could suck on.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 4, 2020

Moaning

Moaning is that noise that someone would make while having sex. Usually in porn and often used by immature kids who think it`s funny but it`s really just annoying. Sex doesn`t always have to have moaning though, cuz that will usually wake all your neighbors up.

*moaning*
Mike: Where the fuck is that moaning coming from?
*moaning*
Mike: Oh, Noah is probably just watching porn again.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 4, 2020

52

52 is a sexual number, much like 69, 89, and 818. 52 refers to sexual intercourse in which both parties are facing one-and-other; think of it as if the 5 and the 2 are humping each-other. There are also other numbers like 52, such as 22 (Anal sex), 62 (One-way oral sex), and 818 (Double titty fucking).

Fred: Hey! Guess what Tashira and I did last night?
Mike: What?
Fred: 52.
Mike: Nice.
Fred: It was so fucking hot! I came like three times!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic December 12, 2021

Kinkist

Being biased against one's fetishes, or kinks. Basically kink-shaming.

Sarah: I did BDSM with Jack the other day, it was so hot
Cindy: You`re into that shit? You`re such a freak!
Sarah: Shut up, you`re into piss drinking!
Ellen: You guys are so kinkist

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic December 4, 2020