JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic's definitions

Porn

FUCKED_UP_SHIT!... Alright, porn-watchers, that may offend you but the sad truth is that porn didn`t used to be this way. Porn actually used to be erotic and worth masturbating to. Now all it is is shit like "blonde slut chokes on big cock" or "mom fucks son" or either fucking INCEST or sex slavery which in my opinion is pretty fucked up. I mean only the stuff made by the big porn companies is fucked up. As DopamineReceptors (author on Urban Dictionary) says, "people in porn have low IQs". She/he was referencing how a woman in porn will just suck on a dick that was in her ass 10 seconds ago! This is why amateur porn is valued, it`s the real shit. It`s not fake and it doesn`t body shame people, it`s worth masturbating to. Amateur porn isn`t made by the porn industry and therefore is not evil.

Tashira: Damn, I wish I was as hot as that pornstar…
Kevin: Tashira, are you watching porn again? You know that shit`s fake! Those pornstars are like 70% plastic and put a hell of a lot of makeup on, it`s fake shit. You are perfect just the way you are!
Tashira: I guess you`re right, I don`t need this porn anyway!
Tashira: Did she just vomit? WTF!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 14, 2020

Chaos whore

Someone who tries to cause as much drama and havoc as they possibly can purely for their own entertainment. A chaos whore will do almost anything to cause chaos in their nearby environment depending on how bored they are; they will destroy friendships, ruin lives, and burn down nations simply for the thrill of the drama it creates. Chaos whores will go as far as to lie, steal, cheat, kill, and sabotage just to entertain themselves. Stay safe out there, folks!

Zack: Did you hear the rumors?
Ellen: What rumors?
Zack: That Jack killed Tashira!
Ellen: And who told you that?
Zack: Kevin, he said Jack told him he did it.
Ellen: You believed Kevin? That fucking chaos whore lies all the time!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 11, 2021

Give it a whirl

To masturbate, it`s not rocket science.

Kevin: Well... I`ve really never masturbated before...
Ellen: Come on! Give it a whirl!

Misunderstanding at it`s finest!!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 11, 2021

Urban Dic

An Urban Dictionary user; usually a more proud and prominent one, like me, or "A WHITE GUY" (UD user, check him out). Many Urban Dics only post one or a few more definitions, which somehow end up on the front page of UD, while others are more dedicated to their Urban Dictionary careers. A lot of professional, more experienced Urban Dics will have a dozen or more definitions, maybe even thousands! Those Urban Dics are very dedicated and the characters featured in their example of definition page may sometimes be found on other definitions they have written. Not only that, but we also embrace what a royally-screwed up site this is, as well as it's odd culture; we embrace our new words, despite the fact that they are most rather NSFW than not. After all though, this site was designed for it's users to define new slang words, and if those slang words must be "foick," "order 69," "vampiring," or "dongademon" then so be it! Anyway, if a YouTube user can be a "YouTuber", and a Reddit user can be a "Redditor," then from here on out, a UD user will be known as an "Urban Dic!"

Ellen: "Cookie puss?" I wonder who wrote that one.
Cindy: Probably some Urban Dic.
Sarah: That's not just any Urban Dic, that's JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic!!
Cindy: I know, that's what I said.
Sarah: No, not "just another sick fuck on Urban Dic," JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic! The guy who created us.
Ellen: Cindy, don't fall for her bullshit, we so obviously weren't made by an Urban Dic.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 27, 2021

Carry the 1

A phrase used to acknowledge something obvious that another has been missing, similar in nature to "Use your head" or "Read between the lines."

Darth Vader: No, I am your father!
Luke: No, that`s not true, that`s impossible!!
Darth Vader: Carry the 1, Luke, I thought it was obvious!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic June 20, 2021

Minor

A stupid made -up word by the government for people who`s will they don`t recognize, the reason that porn and other such things have retarded things called age restrictions on them. If such restrictions were implemented based on maturity, knowledge, and ability instead of age (with the exception of smoking, vaping, and drinking), this world would be a much greater place.

Zack: Yo, can I buy this condom?
Cashier: Sorry, you can`t buy this, you`re a minor.
Zack: So the fuck what? That doesn`t matter, I can be responsible!
Cashier: Well, I wish I could let you, but if I did, I`d be jailed for life.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 16, 2021

Moaning

Moaning is that noise that someone would make while having sex. Usually in porn and often used by immature kids who think it`s funny but it`s really just annoying. Sex doesn`t always have to have moaning though, cuz that will usually wake all your neighbors up.

*moaning*
Mike: Where the fuck is that moaning coming from?
*moaning*
Mike: Oh, Noah is probably just watching porn again.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 4, 2020