JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic's definitions

Alpha Bitch

Someone who is bossy, rude, bitchy, and has no rivals/bullies. While they are almost always found in schools, they can also be found in similar places. An alpha bitch is usually seen as a responsible, inspiring, and helpful leader in the eyes of their superiors (whether that be their teachers, their boss, etc), but that couldn't be farther from the truth, for when their superiors aren't around, they feel like they can rule over everyone and impose restrictions on other people. I should also mention the fact that they feel the need to snitch on people whenever they get the chance, and that can be for the smallest thing, like swearing or breaking the most retarded rule ever, and then they just turn around and do the same god-damned thing, because they know nobody is going to snitch on them, because if they did, their superiors would never believe that the "responsible, helpful, leader" did something bad. An alpha bitch will also, at times, insult people, and when they do, many people around them usually start to laugh, the alpha bitch will continue to roast you like a chicken for however long they please; but god-forbid you EVER have the AUDACITY to insult them back, for if you do, they will play the victim like crazy, then they, along with their friends, will give you a beating for the ages!

Ellen: Hey, Zack, take that retarded bracelet off before I kick you in the balls!
Zack: Why?
Ellen: Why? Because, or else I'll fuck your mom!
*Everyone except for Zack erupts in laughter*
Zack: You have no reason to tell me that, you have no authority over me you stupid retard!
Ellen: Oh my god! We do not say that word! Do you have any idea what that means?
Zack: You said it like one minute ago!
Ellen: It doesn't matter!
*Ellen's friend snitches on Zack*
Kevin: Zack, you idiot! She's an alpha bitch!
Zack: So....?

Kevin: Not only are you in deep shit for saying the R-word, but she's gonna beat you to death for insulting her.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic July 30, 2021

Tander

Someone who did something wrong by accident; or rather, someone who had good intentions but ended up messing up terribly. This word is derived from Henry Tandey; a British soldier who, during the first world war, stumbled upon a German soldier, wounded and helpless. Tandey simply could not bring himself to just shoot this wounded man in cold blood, and so he refused to shoot him, thinking it was an act of kindness, thus sparing the life of 29 year-old lance corporal Adolf Hitler. In summary; had Henry just shot Hitler, he'd probably had just saved over six million lives, plus the 11 million that would die as a result of the second world war (That was nearly 1% of the world's population at the time).

Because the tander does not know that their good intentions are the shit that will hit the fan, they are technically innocent; depending on how one is to view the situation, of course.

Famous examples of tanders include: Henry Tandey, Qui-Gon Jinn, Alfred Nobel, and whoever cooked the bat soup.

Tashira: Why is this town so divided? I wish everyone would stop fighting and hating each-other!
Ellen: It's all Mike's fault! He started all this by writing that weird E-mail!
Cindy: Nah; Mike's a tander; he couldn't possibly have predicted this.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic March 5, 2022

Give it a whirl

To masturbate, it`s not rocket science.

Kevin: Well... I`ve really never masturbated before...
Ellen: Come on! Give it a whirl!

Misunderstanding at it`s finest!!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 11, 2021

Minor

A stupid made -up word by the government for people who`s will they don`t recognize, the reason that porn and other such things have retarded things called age restrictions on them. If such restrictions were implemented based on maturity, knowledge, and ability instead of age (with the exception of smoking, vaping, and drinking), this world would be a much greater place.

Zack: Yo, can I buy this condom?
Cashier: Sorry, you can`t buy this, you`re a minor.
Zack: So the fuck what? That doesn`t matter, I can be responsible!
Cashier: Well, I wish I could let you, but if I did, I`d be jailed for life.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 16, 2021

Jerkless January

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.

Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021

Bombing run

The act of posting a message in every single chat in every Discord server you are in, as well as every personal, and group DM. This act has no known reason or benefit, although it has been thought to be able to revive dead servers.

Mike: Why do I have so many Discord notifications?
Zack: Oh, that's because Tashira went on a bombing run... again.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 27, 2021

Urban Dic

An Urban Dictionary user; usually a more proud and prominent one, like me, or "A WHITE GUY" (UD user, check him out). Many Urban Dics only post one or a few more definitions, which somehow end up on the front page of UD, while others are more dedicated to their Urban Dictionary careers. A lot of professional, more experienced Urban Dics will have a dozen or more definitions, maybe even thousands! Those Urban Dics are very dedicated and the characters featured in their example of definition page may sometimes be found on other definitions they have written. Not only that, but we also embrace what a royally-screwed up site this is, as well as it's odd culture; we embrace our new words, despite the fact that they are most rather NSFW than not. After all though, this site was designed for it's users to define new slang words, and if those slang words must be "foick," "order 69," "vampiring," or "dongademon" then so be it! Anyway, if a YouTube user can be a "YouTuber", and a Reddit user can be a "Redditor," then from here on out, a UD user will be known as an "Urban Dic!"

Ellen: "Cookie puss?" I wonder who wrote that one.
Cindy: Probably some Urban Dic.
Sarah: That's not just any Urban Dic, that's JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic!!
Cindy: I know, that's what I said.
Sarah: No, not "just another sick fuck on Urban Dic," JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic! The guy who created us.
Ellen: Cindy, don't fall for her bullshit, we so obviously weren't made by an Urban Dic.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 27, 2021