JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic's definitions

Chaos whore

Someone who tries to cause as much drama and havoc as they possibly can purely for their own entertainment. A chaos whore will do almost anything to cause chaos in their nearby environment depending on how bored they are; they will destroy friendships, ruin lives, and burn down nations simply for the thrill of the drama it creates. Chaos whores will go as far as to lie, steal, cheat, kill, and sabotage just to entertain themselves. Stay safe out there, folks!

Zack: Did you hear the rumors?
Ellen: What rumors?
Zack: That Jack killed Tashira!
Ellen: And who told you that?
Zack: Kevin, he said Jack told him he did it.
Ellen: You believed Kevin? That fucking chaos whore lies all the time!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 11, 2021

Give it a whirl

To masturbate, it`s not rocket science.

Kevin: Well... I`ve really never masturbated before...
Ellen: Come on! Give it a whirl!

Misunderstanding at it`s finest!!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 11, 2021

Urban Dic

An Urban Dictionary user; usually a more proud and prominent one, like me, or "A WHITE GUY" (UD user, check him out). Many Urban Dics only post one or a few more definitions, which somehow end up on the front page of UD, while others are more dedicated to their Urban Dictionary careers. A lot of professional, more experienced Urban Dics will have a dozen or more definitions, maybe even thousands! Those Urban Dics are very dedicated and the characters featured in their example of definition page may sometimes be found on other definitions they have written. Not only that, but we also embrace what a royally-screwed up site this is, as well as it's odd culture; we embrace our new words, despite the fact that they are most rather NSFW than not. After all though, this site was designed for it's users to define new slang words, and if those slang words must be "foick," "order 69," "vampiring," or "dongademon" then so be it! Anyway, if a YouTube user can be a "YouTuber", and a Reddit user can be a "Redditor," then from here on out, a UD user will be known as an "Urban Dic!"

Ellen: "Cookie puss?" I wonder who wrote that one.
Cindy: Probably some Urban Dic.
Sarah: That's not just any Urban Dic, that's JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic!!
Cindy: I know, that's what I said.
Sarah: No, not "just another sick fuck on Urban Dic," JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic! The guy who created us.
Ellen: Cindy, don't fall for her bullshit, we so obviously weren't made by an Urban Dic.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 27, 2021

Carry the 1

A phrase used to acknowledge something obvious that another has been missing, similar in nature to "Use your head" or "Read between the lines."

Darth Vader: No, I am your father!
Luke: No, that`s not true, that`s impossible!!
Darth Vader: Carry the 1, Luke, I thought it was obvious!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic June 20, 2021

Minor

A stupid made -up word by the government for people who`s will they don`t recognize, the reason that porn and other such things have retarded things called age restrictions on them. If such restrictions were implemented based on maturity, knowledge, and ability instead of age (with the exception of smoking, vaping, and drinking), this world would be a much greater place.

Zack: Yo, can I buy this condom?
Cashier: Sorry, you can`t buy this, you`re a minor.
Zack: So the fuck what? That doesn`t matter, I can be responsible!
Cashier: Well, I wish I could let you, but if I did, I`d be jailed for life.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 16, 2021

Hell

A heavenly place you will go if you are a Christian who lives a good (fun) life. Hell has anything you can imagine! It has games, porn and even a strip club! It has ice cream that never melts (even in hell) and you can get high without any consequences. Alas, hell is a heavenly place where it`s warm, cozy and anything is possible! You don`t have to wear clothes, you can get what you want at any time, you can even go swimming in the lava pool! You can even go to hell if you aren`t Christian, if you`re bored with death, you can travel to hell whenever you want, even if you`re still alive (don`t try that).

Jack: Go to hell!
Mike: What`s wrong with hell?
Jack: Yeah, what is wrong with hell?
Mike: Idk, sounds fun tho!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 25, 2020

Jerkless January

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.

Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021