Definitions by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic

The bible 

If you want to see the biggest pile of horse shit in the universe, then read the bible. It`s so full of lies and absolute BULLSHIT that you begin to question why so many people have been infected by the disease that is christianity. The bible says you can`t masturbate, that`s bullshit! The bible says you can`t swear, that`s bullshit too. The bible says you can`t be gay, that`s even bigger bullshit!

Don`t read the bible because the bible is shit

Jack: You should read the bible
Fred: You expect me to buy into that fucking shit?
Jack: It`s not shit, it`s what god wanted the world to be
Fred: well your god can suck my dick

The bible by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 26, 2020

Hell 

A heavenly place you will go if you are a Christian who lives a good (fun) life. Hell has anything you can imagine! It has games, porn and even a strip club! It has ice cream that never melts (even in hell) and you can get high without any consequences. Alas, hell is a heavenly place where it`s warm, cozy and anything is possible! You don`t have to wear clothes, you can get what you want at any time, you can even go swimming in the lava pool! You can even go to hell if you aren`t Christian, if you`re bored with death, you can travel to hell whenever you want, even if you`re still alive (don`t try that).

Jack: Go to hell!
Mike: What`s wrong with hell?
Jack: Yeah, what is wrong with hell?
Mike: Idk, sounds fun tho!

Hell by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 25, 2020

Porn 

FUCKED_UP_SHIT!... Alright, porn-watchers, that may offend you but the sad truth is that porn didn`t used to be this way. Porn actually used to be erotic and worth masturbating to. Now all it is is shit like "blonde slut chokes on big cock" or "mom fucks son" or either fucking INCEST or sex slavery which in my opinion is pretty fucked up. I mean only the stuff made by the big porn companies is fucked up. As DopamineReceptors (author on Urban Dictionary) says, "people in porn have low IQs". She/he was referencing how a woman in porn will just suck on a dick that was in her ass 10 seconds ago! This is why amateur porn is valued, it`s the real shit. It`s not fake and it doesn`t body shame people, it`s worth masturbating to. Amateur porn isn`t made by the porn industry and therefore is not evil.

Tashira: Damn, I wish I was as hot as that pornstar…
Kevin: Tashira, are you watching porn again? You know that shit`s fake! Those pornstars are like 70% plastic and put a hell of a lot of makeup on, it`s fake shit. You are perfect just the way you are!
Tashira: I guess you`re right, I don`t need this porn anyway!
Tashira: Did she just vomit? WTF!

Porn by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 14, 2020

Moaning 

Moaning is that noise that someone would make while having sex. Usually in porn and often used by immature kids who think it`s funny but it`s really just annoying. Sex doesn`t always have to have moaning though, cuz that will usually wake all your neighbors up.

*moaning*
Mike: Where the fuck is that moaning coming from?
*moaning*
Mike: Oh, Noah is probably just watching porn again.

Moaning by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 4, 2020

Titties 

Sacred life orbs that squirt milk so that babies (and sexual partners) can suck on them.

Mike: I hate this quarantine, I wish there were titties I could suck on.

Titties by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 4, 2020

Marshmallow graphics

Graphics in a game or a TV show that make every goddamn thing look shiny, rounded and bouncy like a marshmallow! There are rarely any sharp edges and every object that would be hard usually bounces off the ground. These were common attributes in 20th century cartoons, usually only making everything bouncy. So I guess putting things with sharp edges in a kid`s game is going to scare them or something? This is so damn annoying when people do this.

Mike: Imma play that hentai game!
Jack: The one with marshmallow graphics? Damn!

Marshmallow graphics by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic September 29, 2020

Order 69 

So it`s like order 66 except instead of the clone troopers hunting down and killing their Jedi generals, they rape them instead. I know, weird... pervert clones!

Darth Sidious: ...the time has come, execute Order 69...
Clone commander: yes my lord.
Jedi: the droid army is advancing to... wait what the fuck are you guys doing?!
Clones: *rape the Jedi*

Order 69 by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic August 26, 2020