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Two guys swordfighting with their cocks for a girl they want to have sex with.
...allow me to explain...
When a woman wants to have sex with two men of whom she finds very attractive. These two guys however are mortal enemies and are both competing for marrying and/or dating this woman. The woman knows a threesome is not an option at this point so she declares a foick between the two men. Only the woman can declare the foick as a last resort for the two guys who want to fuck her.
HERE ARE THE RULES
1: stabbing the opponent`s balls with your dick is an automatic win
2: NO HANDS (unless you`re jerking), no kicks either.
3: ejaculating on the opponent`s balls is an automatic rematch.
4: if you lose your erection, you lose
5: pissing and ejaculating is allowed
6: dick breaking (from extreme hardcore foicking) is a loss for both men
7: disobeying the foick rules results in a rematch
8: the woman is in full control of the foick
...allow me to explain...
When a woman wants to have sex with two men of whom she finds very attractive. These two guys however are mortal enemies and are both competing for marrying and/or dating this woman. The woman knows a threesome is not an option at this point so she declares a foick between the two men. Only the woman can declare the foick as a last resort for the two guys who want to fuck her.
HERE ARE THE RULES
1: stabbing the opponent`s balls with your dick is an automatic win
2: NO HANDS (unless you`re jerking), no kicks either.
3: ejaculating on the opponent`s balls is an automatic rematch.
4: if you lose your erection, you lose
5: pissing and ejaculating is allowed
6: dick breaking (from extreme hardcore foicking) is a loss for both men
7: disobeying the foick rules results in a rematch
8: the woman is in full control of the foick
Tashira: I want to have sex with both of you.
Kevin: I can`t stand the sight of that retard
Fred: As much as Tashira turns me on, the thought of Kevin makes my jizz go right back into my dickhole!
Tashira: Well then... I didn`t think I`d have to do this... I declare a foick to the death!
Fred: Oh it`s fucking on, asshole!
Kevin: Tashira wants my cock
*cocks clashing together*
Tashira: *masturbating to Kevin and Fred foicking*
Fred: Kevin, look! Tashira`s masturbating, isn`t it hot?
Kevin: *gets distracted* *cums*
Fred: *stabs Kevin in balls*
Kevin: Fuck! My balls hurt like fucking hell!!!
Fred: You`re just a pervert anyway, kevin!
Tashira: Now let`s fuck, Fred!
Fred: fucks Tashira right in front of Kevin.
Kevin: *commits suicide my drowning in the cum and sqirt fluid*
Kevin: I can`t stand the sight of that retard
Fred: As much as Tashira turns me on, the thought of Kevin makes my jizz go right back into my dickhole!
Tashira: Well then... I didn`t think I`d have to do this... I declare a foick to the death!
Fred: Oh it`s fucking on, asshole!
Kevin: Tashira wants my cock
*cocks clashing together*
Tashira: *masturbating to Kevin and Fred foicking*
Fred: Kevin, look! Tashira`s masturbating, isn`t it hot?
Kevin: *gets distracted* *cums*
Fred: *stabs Kevin in balls*
Kevin: Fuck! My balls hurt like fucking hell!!!
Fred: You`re just a pervert anyway, kevin!
Tashira: Now let`s fuck, Fred!
Fred: fucks Tashira right in front of Kevin.
Kevin: *commits suicide my drowning in the cum and sqirt fluid*
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic August 25, 2020
Get the foick mug.Someone who did something wrong by accident; or rather, someone who had good intentions but ended up messing up terribly. This word is derived from Henry Tandey; a British soldier who, during the first world war, stumbled upon a German soldier, wounded and helpless. Tandey simply could not bring himself to just shoot this wounded man in cold blood, and so he refused to shoot him, thinking it was an act of kindness, thus sparing the life of 29 year-old lance corporal Adolf Hitler. In summary; had Henry just shot Hitler, he'd probably had just saved over six million lives, plus the 11 million that would die as a result of the second world war (That was nearly 1% of the world's population at the time).
Because the tander does not know that their good intentions are the shit that will hit the fan, they are technically innocent; depending on how one is to view the situation, of course.
Famous examples of tanders include: Henry Tandey, Qui-Gon Jinn, Alfred Nobel, and whoever cooked the bat soup.
Because the tander does not know that their good intentions are the shit that will hit the fan, they are technically innocent; depending on how one is to view the situation, of course.
Famous examples of tanders include: Henry Tandey, Qui-Gon Jinn, Alfred Nobel, and whoever cooked the bat soup.
Tashira: Why is this town so divided? I wish everyone would stop fighting and hating each-other!
Ellen: It's all Mike's fault! He started all this by writing that weird E-mail!
Cindy: Nah; Mike's a tander; he couldn't possibly have predicted this.
Ellen: It's all Mike's fault! He started all this by writing that weird E-mail!
Cindy: Nah; Mike's a tander; he couldn't possibly have predicted this.
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic March 5, 2022
Get the Tander mug.A dongademon is a humanoid monster with a large penis, their cocks can be very long, perhaps ordinary looking at first, but their erections can be long, like from 7 meters to a staggering 10 thousand kilometers! Their cocks are hard but flexible and can move around like a snake. A dongademon's dick will not be penetrated by anything weaker than steel, this feature can be used for swordfighting. Dongademons can ejaculate on command and really powerful ones can shoot fire, ice and lightning out of their dicks. Extremely powerful, horny, rock hard perverted dongademons can conjure anything out of their cocks, those dongademons are very rare and are usually the leaders of a dongademon group. Every dongademon is different and there are unlimited possibilities of what powers a dongademon`s cock can possess.
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Ellen: Oh Jack! Your cock is so huge!
Jack: I know, and I would fuck you all day and make a porno out of you and...
Ellen: Wait, Jack, it hurts! IT HURTS!!! AAAAAGH!!!
Jack (slightly more demonic voice): Holy fuck, what`s happening to my cock? It`s like 2 meters long and 4 inches thick!
Ellen: Oh... fuck...
Jack: *gets really horny*
Ellen: runs away
Jack: *thinks: why am I so horny*
*blast of cum knocks Jack off his feet*
Jack: what was that?
Dongademon (higher pitched voice): Greetings, I am Evilcock, I am a dongademon!
Jack: What`s a dongademon?
Evilcock: A dongademon is someone with a giant cock with superpowers who is really horny.
Jack: So I must be a dongademon then.
Evilcock: Yes, you are, now cum to my mansion, I will show you what it means to be a dongademon.
Jack: I know, and I would fuck you all day and make a porno out of you and...
Ellen: Wait, Jack, it hurts! IT HURTS!!! AAAAAGH!!!
Jack (slightly more demonic voice): Holy fuck, what`s happening to my cock? It`s like 2 meters long and 4 inches thick!
Ellen: Oh... fuck...
Jack: *gets really horny*
Ellen: runs away
Jack: *thinks: why am I so horny*
*blast of cum knocks Jack off his feet*
Jack: what was that?
Dongademon (higher pitched voice): Greetings, I am Evilcock, I am a dongademon!
Jack: What`s a dongademon?
Evilcock: A dongademon is someone with a giant cock with superpowers who is really horny.
Jack: So I must be a dongademon then.
Evilcock: Yes, you are, now cum to my mansion, I will show you what it means to be a dongademon.
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Kevin: Well... I`ve really never masturbated before...
Ellen: Come on! Give it a whirl!
Misunderstanding at it`s finest!!
Ellen: Come on! Give it a whirl!
Misunderstanding at it`s finest!!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 11, 2021
Get the Give it a whirl mug.The act of posting a message in every single chat in every Discord server you are in, as well as every personal, and group DM. This act has no known reason or benefit, although it has been thought to be able to revive dead servers.
Mike: Why do I have so many Discord notifications?
Zack: Oh, that's because Tashira went on a bombing run... again.
Zack: Oh, that's because Tashira went on a bombing run... again.
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 27, 2021
Get the Bombing run mug.A challenge created by me, in which you and another person each go on UD and press the random definition button on Urbandictionary.com, you then press any blue highlighted definition, and the chain goes on, definition after definition. The trick however, is not to land on a dirty/sexual/drug-related (depends how you play it) definition, the last one to land on a dirty definition wins. This game can also be played in a group.
Justanothersickfuckonurbandic: Hey guys! Let`s play this game I created, it`s called "The Urban Dictionary Challenge!"
Kevin: Wow, Justanothersickfuckonurbandic, what a great idea! How is it played?
*explains how to play*
Justanothersickfuckonurbandic: I bet $69,420 for whoever wins!
Kevin: Wow, Justanothersickfuckonurbandic, what a great idea! How is it played?
*explains how to play*
Justanothersickfuckonurbandic: I bet $69,420 for whoever wins!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 6, 2021
Get the The Urban Dictionary Challenge mug.When two family members of the opposite gender have sex, resulting in the creation of a tyrant.
When you do it with your sibling of the opposite gender, your child will most certainly become a tyrant or live a life of suffering. Adolf Hitler was inbred, his dad fucked his niece, resulting in an incarnation of evil. Caillou is also inbred, he screams constantly at the littlest things and is just a general bitch, I mean why the fuck else would his parents names rhyme? If you do it with your cousin, there`s only a 50% chance it will be a piece of shit. Porn always features incest, somehow people find it hot, therefore, it is the fault of the porn industry that incest has become ever more prevalent! Even the bible (the biggest piece of horse shit in the galaxy) is against inbreeding!
When you do it with your sibling of the opposite gender, your child will most certainly become a tyrant or live a life of suffering. Adolf Hitler was inbred, his dad fucked his niece, resulting in an incarnation of evil. Caillou is also inbred, he screams constantly at the littlest things and is just a general bitch, I mean why the fuck else would his parents names rhyme? If you do it with your cousin, there`s only a 50% chance it will be a piece of shit. Porn always features incest, somehow people find it hot, therefore, it is the fault of the porn industry that incest has become ever more prevalent! Even the bible (the biggest piece of horse shit in the galaxy) is against inbreeding!
Kevin: Oh god! What are Jack and Ellen doing in there? They`re siblings!
*Kevin bursts the door open*
Jack: Kevin, what the fuck? We were having sex!!
Kevin: I`ll tell you what the fuck, you guys are doing incest!
Ellen: So?
Jack: Yeah, people do it in porn, so it`s perfectly fine!
Kevin: You trust that shit?
Jack: Yes, of course I do!
*Jack and Ellen keep fucking each other*
Jack: I`m cumming! Uuuuuuuuuuuuunnhhhh!!!
*9 months later*
Ellen: Let`s name him..... Caillou...
*Disclaimer: I do not condone incest or inbreeding, inbreeding can be very dangerous for you and the child, you don`t want your child to become like Hitler or Caillou after all.
*Kevin bursts the door open*
Jack: Kevin, what the fuck? We were having sex!!
Kevin: I`ll tell you what the fuck, you guys are doing incest!
Ellen: So?
Jack: Yeah, people do it in porn, so it`s perfectly fine!
Kevin: You trust that shit?
Jack: Yes, of course I do!
*Jack and Ellen keep fucking each other*
Jack: I`m cumming! Uuuuuuuuuuuuunnhhhh!!!
*9 months later*
Ellen: Let`s name him..... Caillou...
*Disclaimer: I do not condone incest or inbreeding, inbreeding can be very dangerous for you and the child, you don`t want your child to become like Hitler or Caillou after all.
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic January 17, 2021
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