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A french teenager who plays for PSG. He only speaks french and would make the perfect french teacher. Zidane wants to buy everyone so Mbappe might not be moving just yet.
by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019
Get the Mbappemug. The best Argentinian footballer ever to play in the English Premier League! This unstoppable striker is Greatness in Argentina and the Premier League.
by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019
Get the Agueromug. by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019
Get the Dictionarymug. A fat faker who likes to party. He doesn't like PSG. He is a bad influence for Mbappe,n and worst of all, he's brazillian.
Fan: Get off the bloody floor Neymar! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019
Get the Neymarmug. Boy:"Mum! It's Red! Now it's Green! And now it's Orange!! I love the traffic lights"
Mum:"Nobody does!"
Mum:"Nobody does!"
by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019
Get the Traffic Lightsmug. by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019
Get the Lukemug. Gabriel is the kindest and funniest person you could ever meet. He could cheer up anybodies day with only one word. If you ever fall in love with a Gabriel, never ever let him go or you will regret it for the rest of your life. His beautiful brown eyes and hair will always have the girls looking twice. He is very fit and loves sport. Gabriel is such a handsome and cool guy, so never ever ever let him go if you fall in love with one. All the other boys are jealous of him. All the girls are jealous of the girl he is with.
Gabriel is so handsome!
I know, I couldn't help myself. I had look back at his beautiful brown eyes.
I know, I couldn't help myself. I had look back at his beautiful brown eyes.
by Jupiter82 June 25, 2019
Get the Gabrielmug.