Traffic Lights

Teach kids colours. Specifically red, orange and green

Boy:"Mum! It's Red! Now it's Green! And now it's Orange!! I love the traffic lights"
Mum:"Nobody does!"

by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019

Kin gian un

A guy who likes missiles. And using binoculars in wars

Army: Why does Kin gian un have binoculars? He can see us without them. He knows that, right?

by Jupiter82 June 27, 2019

scrolling

What my Mum does all day on the couch, using Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and every type of online platform the possibly is.

"Mum! Stop scrolling! Can we have dinner now??"

by Jupiter82 September 09, 2020

Granny Theft Auto

A weird game which includes Grannies robbing banks, throwing hot gravy onto innocent people, and stealing Toyota Yaris'.

Boy: Damn! That old Granny killed me in Granny Theft Auto! And she stole my Toyota!!!

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Luke

A boy who never does his top button up.

"Luke, is your top button not done up again?"
"No! I'm sure I did it this morning!

by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019

Gabriel

Gabriel is the kindest and funniest person you could ever meet. He could cheer up anybodies day with only one word. If you ever fall in love with a Gabriel, never ever let him go or you will regret it for the rest of your life. His beautiful brown eyes and hair will always have the girls looking twice. He is very fit and loves sport. Gabriel is such a handsome and cool guy, so never ever ever let him go if you fall in love with one. All the other boys are jealous of him. All the girls are jealous of the girl he is with.

Gabriel is so handsome!
I know, I couldn't help myself. I had look back at his beautiful brown eyes.

by Jupiter82 June 25, 2019

Dictionary

A place to store all your unwanted Dicks.

Have you seen the dictionary? It's so full!

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019