Jupiter82's definitions

Mbappe

A french teenager who plays for PSG. He only speaks french and would make the perfect french teacher. Zidane wants to buy everyone so Mbappe might not be moving just yet.

Who's your French teacher?
Umm, Mbappe?

by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019

Aguero

The best Argentinian footballer ever to play in the English Premier League! This unstoppable striker is Greatness in Argentina and the Premier League.

Aguero is Amazing! Did you see his amazing goal on the weekend?

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Dictionary

A place to store all your unwanted Dicks.

Have you seen the dictionary? It's so full!

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Neymar

A fat faker who likes to party. He doesn't like PSG. He is a bad influence for Mbappe,n and worst of all, he's brazillian.

Fan: Get off the bloody floor Neymar! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Traffic Lights

Teach kids colours. Specifically red, orange and green

Boy:"Mum! It's Red! Now it's Green! And now it's Orange!! I love the traffic lights"
Mum:"Nobody does!"

by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019

Luke

A boy who never does his top button up.

"Luke, is your top button not done up again?"
"No! I'm sure I did it this morning!

by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019

Gabriel

Gabriel is the kindest and funniest person you could ever meet. He could cheer up anybodies day with only one word. If you ever fall in love with a Gabriel, never ever let him go or you will regret it for the rest of your life. His beautiful brown eyes and hair will always have the girls looking twice. He is very fit and loves sport. Gabriel is such a handsome and cool guy, so never ever ever let him go if you fall in love with one. All the other boys are jealous of him. All the girls are jealous of the girl he is with.

Gabriel is so handsome!
I know, I couldn't help myself. I had look back at his beautiful brown eyes.

by Jupiter82 June 25, 2019