the rectum
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 08, 2021
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020
Jinping + asura (जिनपिंगासुर / જિનપિંગાસુર / জিনপিংআশুর) from Asian mythology, was a monster from a far off land in the east that was known to people of that time as China. He terrorized his people & people beyond his borders. He would steal Filipino fish, Tibetan copper, East Turkestani oil & gas, American technology, Hongkongese freedom etc etc. Once he is said to have unleashed 'bad air' that killed millions of people around the world. People at that time believed that it was a result of him farting after eating bat soup. People at that time called it Wuhan virus / China plague /Jinping Pox. He would threaten the country of Taiwan the most & torture the citizens of East Turkestan & Tibet the most. The vicious demon had huge fangs that the people of that time referred to as dictatorship, large saucer sized eyes that the people of that time referred to as electronic surveillance. He could peep into living rooms of millions all at once. He had long hands & vicious claws that he used, to rip out organs of hundreds of thousands of political prisoners across the country. The hideous monster Jinpingasura's reign of terror would last many many years.
Kids, gather around, it's story time, let me tell you the tale of the hideous monster Jinpingasura. Once upon a time, in a far off land, there lived a hideous monster Jinpingasura..... (kids are engrossed in the story...)
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 20, 2021
A dumbass stupidcunt definition that gets not just accepted in UD, but becomes the word of the day while some great ass words never get accepted in UD & most certainly don't get selected as the word of the day & trending words list, thanks to editors!
Pharbheaded editors were smoking some pharb & drinking pharb-infused drinks & eating some pharb-salad today when they decided to start editing the UD!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 13, 2021
a language spoken by a billion people, but not yet available as a language option in the dropdown menu of urbandictionary.com's new word adder
Jimmy: I learnt a few hindi slang words & tried to add em to urban dictionary, but they don't seem to accept hindi words
Rohit: Yeah, they are waiting for the number of native hindi speakers to cross the 2 billion mark
Rohit: Yeah, they are waiting for the number of native hindi speakers to cross the 2 billion mark
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 15, 2021
Jimmy - I know, the purpose of the bridge is to let both parties pass at the same time, but I always pull over & let the train pass over the bridge. I visited my buddy Shyam in India & we were walking under the bridge as train was passing overhead. Then suddenly out of the blue someone gave Shyam a huge turdban. Indian trains don't have any holding tank, so out flies the turd when someone decides to relax their sphincters. He was so embarrassed adorning a turdban over his head that we have not spoken ever since. Yeah so always pull over unless you want to adorn a turdban over your head.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 03, 2021
Gordhan Ramsinh (ગોરધન રામસિંહ / गोरधन रामसिंह) is Gordon Ramsey's long lost twin. He is in fast food business & owns a food truck in Rajkot.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook October 28, 2021