Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Snifftoberfest

A Coke party & similar drug festivities in your own hometown at the same time when some of your buddies might be enjoying Oktoberfest in Munich, mainly because you want to go there but you are so broke you can't afford the trip

Ya'll losers, let's celebrate some snifftoberfest

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

Turdmeric

A spice loved by butt burglars

Ass pirates commandeered a ship carrying a cargo of turdmeric

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021

confucKius

An ancient sex guru & a conman, believed to be third cousin of the famous Confucius

confucKius was ladies' favourite

by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 28, 2022

cuntamaran

A catamaran that will not behave properly because of many design flaws

Joe is selling his old beat-up cuntamaran. Would you like to buy it?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 22, 2021

burpista

A person who usually serves espresso, but burps into your coffee with a straw to make it frothy

Ana: My next door Starbucks just hired a new burpista. The coffee tastes better now.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

Hurricane Cuntrina

A wild untamed cunty bitch whose cuntyness possesses the destructive power of a category 5 hurricane

Simon - Hey your bitch is coming to visit you tomorrow.
Issac - Damn Hurricane Cuntrina will hit this place tomorrow.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Flatusgasted

affected with sudden and great wonder or surprise when someone rips a surprise fart
derived from flabbergasted

Samantha: I was flatusgasted when Ana ripped a lousy stanky fart

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021