Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Cuntman Sucks

A financial institution is Manhattan responsible for the 2008 financial crisis & for misleading their clients into making bad investments

Cuntisha was a star trader for Cuntman Sucks

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

turdisha

turd-lover bitch

turdisha loves diaper play & wears the largest most humongous buttplug available in market. She even got botox treatment for her sphincters.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 4, 2021

Cuntpeh

A Tempeh batch gone bad.

I was trying to make some Tempeh, but after 2 days I opened the food container & was surprised to find cuntpeh instead

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

Malcolm Turdbull

Australian politician

Malcolm Turdbull was flushed out of his office

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

Julabuddin

Derived from Julab / જુલાબ / जुलाब which means a purgative

A muslim who works his entire life in a factory that processes plant derived purgatives. He is awarded the title of the most reliable employee for 35 years of service.

Matt: I am getting a colonic cleanse
Esmeralda: Well why don't you ask your neighbor Julabuddin to get you some free stuff

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

turdingham

A building built using dried, hardened turd

They have opened a new turdotherapy centre in turdingham palace

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

Paristan

A city in France that slowly got occupied by subsaharan muslim savages & converted all the outskirts into ghettos with makeshift tattered tents & high crime rates, living on government handouts. Some believe this happened because emmanuel macron turns a blind eye to this shit.

Sofia: Hey I am excited to travel to Paris
Roxanne: Yeah it's no more called Paris, it's Paristan

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020