Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Cuntman Sucks

A financial institution is Manhattan responsible for the 2008 financial crisis & for misleading their clients into making bad investments

Cuntisha was a star trader for Cuntman Sucks

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Ashrafghanistan

Fall of democracy & rise of Sharia warlords

Ashraf Ghani escapes Afghanistan which gets pushed into dark ages by Tardliban as I type this

The world witnesses Ashrafghanistan as Tardliban comes to power

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 15, 2021

Asian Palm Civet

The Asian palm civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) is a viverrid native to South and Southeast Asia. In Indonesia, it is threatened by poaching and illegal wildlife trade; buyers use it for the increasing production of kopi luwak, a form of very expensive coffee that involves ingestion and excretion of the beans by the animal.

Roxanne has a pet Asian Palm Civet. She swears that brown gold comes out of his asshole. People want to brew her pet civet's shit

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Burpboxing

Similar to beatboxing, except that it's done with burps

There is a burpboxing battle going on, care to join?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 19, 2021

bandwidth-constipation

a disease that has historically plagued many ISPs but is now mostly in history books

Before google fiber (medicine) was launched, most ISPs suffered from a bad case of bandwidth-constipation.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020

turdisha

turd-lover bitch

turdisha loves diaper play & wears the largest most humongous buttplug available in market. She even got botox treatment for her sphincters.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 4, 2021

Cuntpeh

A Tempeh batch gone bad.

I was trying to make some Tempeh, but after 2 days I opened the food container & was surprised to find cuntpeh instead

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020