Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

confucKius

An ancient sex guru & a conman, believed to be third cousin of the famous Confucius

confucKius was ladies' favourite

by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 28, 2022

Hurricane Cuntrina

A wild untamed cunty bitch whose cuntyness possesses the destructive power of a category 5 hurricane

Simon - Hey your bitch is coming to visit you tomorrow.
Issac - Damn Hurricane Cuntrina will hit this place tomorrow.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Turdmeric

A spice loved by butt burglars

Ass pirates commandeered a ship carrying a cargo of turdmeric

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021

burpista

A person who usually serves espresso, but burps into your coffee with a straw to make it frothy

Ana: My next door Starbucks just hired a new burpista. The coffee tastes better now.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

Trumpmongering

Fear mongering by the tangerine turd aka Trump

The last presidency was so full of trumpmongering

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

cuntociraptor

a person whose cuntiness is off the charts

the cashier was such a cuntociraptor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

FDA

Fucking Dumb Assholes (aka Food & Drug Administration)

Your definitions on UD are not FDA approved

by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 20, 2021