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cuntociraptor

a person whose cuntiness is off the charts

the cashier was such a cuntociraptor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

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Cuntmower

a trimmer to trim pubic hair

Suzan just bought a cuntmower

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

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Cuntophone

a recording of a annoying person's voice, like an ex's voicemail. Derived from the word gramophone.

Amy is leaving so many voicemails, I'm tired of listening to her cuntophone records

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

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Cuntstagram

A female who creates an instagram account to post bitchy pictures showing everyone what a cunt she is.

Cuntisha just created a cuntstagram account

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

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Cuntshire

a town where only cunts live

Cuntisha just rented a new apartment in Cuntshire

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

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Cuntistan

A fabled land ruled by a cuntcess

Ivanka Trump is a cuntcess of Cuntistan

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

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Cuntpike

A highway that leads to the fabled town of Cuntshire

Cuntisha! Stop speeding on this Cuntpike! You'll get us killed!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

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