Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ)

A total score derived from a set of standardized tests or subtests designed to assess human cuntelligence

Cuntisha has a Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ) of 222
That truly is off the charts

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cunteshwar

A cunty fella of Indian / Nepali / Bangladeshi / Pakistani origin

Cunteshwar was fired from his job because of his behaviour

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020

Anki whore

A person who talks about Anki (flashcard app) all the time, even has dreams about Anki & only talks about Anki whenever he/she has any opportunity to socialize

They may get very good grades in school due to regular spaced repetition + high levels of discipline, not skipping reviews no matter what

Sam: Hey Roxanne got accepted to Yale med
Jose: Yeah she was Anki whore

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020

Trumpasur

Trump + Asura = Trumpasur / ट्रम्पासुर / Trump Demon, derived from Sanskrit, 'u' is pronounced 'oo' that is Trumpasoor

The reign of the evil Trumpasur comes to an end

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 19, 2021

Fagittarius

A constellation of stars

Astrologer: You Sir have your planets perfectly aligned in the constellation of Fagittarius, I see you meeting a Rump Ranger within 6 months. I also see that you will be served plenty of Dick Bologna soon.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

shart-o-meter

A device analog or digital that measures the power & stench of a shart, also keeps track of the intensity of itch around perianal area later

Bob: They installed a shart-o-meter in our office
Jimmy: Wow! really!
Bob: Yeah Adam sharts every so often, it becomes unbearable. So they wanted to conduct a study & collect more data about sharts. It's part of a research project. The goal is to use the data to develop an early warning system for an impending shart.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 23, 2020

Trumpopotamus

A critically endangered species of orange colored bipedal hippopotamus

There is just one last living trumpopotamus in the world, kept in a zoo at 721-725 fifth Avenue, Manhattan

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 27, 2022