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A chemical believed to be present in french fries made by McDonalds that keeps Donald Trump's hair from falling out as claimed by Trump, a fucking idiot.
Dotard is thinking about buying himself a jar of FuckDonald. He can apply it daily to his orange plume to prevent it from falling out.
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a non SI unit of measurement, like one hand breadth or royal cubit. It the length of a turd.
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a non SI unit of measurement, like one hand breadth or royal cubit. It the length of a turd.
turdologists measure turdcumference & collect data for the entire population
Jimmy has bought a farm in Massachusetts. It has a turdcumference of 22200 turds.
Jimmy has bought a farm in Massachusetts. It has a turdcumference of 22200 turds.
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