Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

turdwinder

an animated piece of turd that can crawl like a sidewinder

Watch out for that turdwinder, it's chasing you!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

turdmary

1) a herb that makes you dumb as a turd

2) a batch of rosemary gone bad

3) Rosemary grown using turd compost

Jim why did you bring a bunch of turdmary from the farmer's market?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

Buttwardhan

This is any guy (or a girl) whose surname is patwardhan, except that s/he is crazy about butts.

Hey look at that Buttwardhan, smaking that badonkadonk & poking his boner in all inappropriate places

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 5, 2021

Stiffmas

Festivities where horny Santa has a boner & he yells HO HO HO... while distributing condoms, dildos & buttplugs to naughty teens.

Ana: I can't wait for Stiffmas. I wan't santa to come down the chimney & poke me.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 1, 2021

Julabuddin

Derived from Julab / જુલાબ / जुलाब which means a purgative

A muslim who works his entire life in a factory that processes plant derived purgatives. He is awarded the title of the most reliable employee for 35 years of service.

Matt: I am getting a colonic cleanse
Esmeralda: Well why don't you ask your neighbor Julabuddin to get you some free stuff

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Macuntosh

Cuntifying brilliant creation of Steve Jobs by his gay succesor

They just launched a new Macuntosh with Apple silicon

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

turdociraptor

derived from a prehistoric flightless raptor, a piece of turd that viciously attacks you

Jim: Tony, fuck off, don't be such a turdociraptor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021