Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Trumpasur

Trump + Asura = Trumpasur / ट्रम्पासुर / Trump Demon, derived from Sanskrit, 'u' is pronounced 'oo' that is Trumpasoor

The reign of the evil Trumpasur comes to an end

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 19, 2021

Anki whore

A person who talks about Anki (flashcard app) all the time, even has dreams about Anki & only talks about Anki whenever he/she has any opportunity to socialize

They may get very good grades in school due to regular spaced repetition + high levels of discipline, not skipping reviews no matter what

Sam: Hey Roxanne got accepted to Yale med
Jose: Yeah she was Anki whore

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020

Trumpopotamus

A critically endangered species of orange colored bipedal hippopotamus

There is just one last living trumpopotamus in the world, kept in a zoo at 721-725 fifth Avenue, Manhattan

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 27, 2022

turdsgiving

Celebrations modeled on a 1621 diarrhoea outbreak, after feasting on harvest shared by the European colonists (Pilgrims) of Plymouth and the Wampanoag people.

1) On the streets of Portland, Oregon, it's turdsgiving everyday!

2) On the streets of San Francisco, it's turdsgiving everyday!

3) Skid row's homeless population celebrates turdsgiving on the streets everyday!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 5, 2021

William Mulholland

A self-taught Irish American civil engineer who was responsible for building the infrastructure to provide a water supply that allowed Los Angeles to grow into the largest city in California, which, since has been steadily transforming into Turdistan, where homeless people are firing their turdcannons on the streets, because they have no legit place for unloading their turdcannons

William Mulholland is turning in his grave

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021

Fagittarius

A constellation of stars

Astrologer: You Sir have your planets perfectly aligned in the constellation of Fagittarius, I see you meeting a Rump Ranger within 6 months. I also see that you will be served plenty of Dick Bologna soon.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

shart-o-meter

A device analog or digital that measures the power & stench of a shart, also keeps track of the intensity of itch around perianal area later

Bob: They installed a shart-o-meter in our office
Jimmy: Wow! really!
Bob: Yeah Adam sharts every so often, it becomes unbearable. So they wanted to conduct a study & collect more data about sharts. It's part of a research project. The goal is to use the data to develop an early warning system for an impending shart.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 23, 2020