bumpaccino 

Fast remedy consisting of a cappuccino and a bump of cocaine jolting into perfectness.

“Yo dude we better get those bumpaccinos flowing to make it the office this morning”

“If I have to stay here any longer listening to these boring mortherfuckers I’m going need a bumpaccino for me to even think about sticking around”

“””get those goomba’s out of here there banging up bimpacciono’s things may go south”

bumpaccino by Judgerichie April 26, 2024

Cumpaccino 

When you make your partner a coffee, but jerk your load of cum into the coffee cup first, before filling the cup with coffee

Girl "This coffee is really nice - what type is it"
Boy "it's a special Cumpaccino"
Girl "Thanks"

Cumpaccino by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 13, 2019