BUMP N GRIND

The act of having sex.

I don't see nothin wrong wit a lil BUMP N GRIND.

by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003

duck

Ducks are annoying girls who talk a lot and eventually annoy others because they won't shut up.

They talk so much, they start sounding alike in the jumble of crap they're spewing that it just makes you think QUACK QUACK QUACK just lookin at em.

Man, I don't wanna go to this party if there're DUCKS around. I don't need no bitch talkin. She jus need to be ready.

by Joshiro007 March 04, 2003

MADAME

1) A title given to a woman of respectful stature.
2) A woman in charge of a prostituting men or women.

by Joshiro007 February 22, 2003

off the hook

To avoid an unwanted situation.

You saved mah cuz today, esse...For that, you OFF THE HOOK an I wont kill u.

by Joshiro007 February 20, 2003

Emoticons

Faces made to express emotions using simple keyboard keys. You Azian, You AOL, and you'll see deez alot. You're lucky I don't give a shit, but I'm sure you all are gonna bite off on these...

:) ;) :^) ^_^ *.* ^o^ @_@ :Þ ?_? and the saddest one of all, the Pikachu: (o^_^o) Pika-pi! 9_9

by Joshiro007 February 18, 2003

RULE #1

Discovered in the eternal search for wisdom by the relentless Joshiro007, it the one thing you must always remember when involved in a serious relationship...RULE#1:

Hurt me once, shame on you.
Hurt me twice, shame on ME.

by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003

YOU GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP!

1. To be state to someone that they got you in a very, VERY bad situation. 2. To tell someone that you totally disagree with them.

1. Man, shit! I let you borrow my card and you maxed that shit out?! Bitch, YOU GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP!!!

2. You think that I'm gonna double date with yo fine-ass girlfriend's fat nasty sista just so the two o you can get out tonight? Man, nigga...YOU GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP!

by Joshiro007 February 16, 2003