Josh's definitions

liphair

Used to determine whether a middle-eastern female has reached puberty. See also Unibrow.

Wow! The amount of liphair on that Iranian girl leads me to believe that she is not only particularly unattractive, but also over ten years of age.

by Josh January 3, 2004

abercombie and fitch

A clothing company that buys old cloths that were previously sold at K-Mart, sells them for way to much money, and says it is fashion.

Prep: Look at this button up shirt I got from abercombie and fitch, I only paid $70 for it!
Guy: Oh yea, really? My dad bought that shirt a year ago from K-Mart for $7.86.

by josh December 2, 2004

brett favre'd

(verb) To have one's finger broken by the football while attempting to catch a particularly hard-thrown pass.

Comes from Brett Favre's notoriety for throwing one of the hardest balls in the NFL and having broken several of his receivers fingers on multiple occasions throughout his career.

also acceptable: favre'd

"How did you manage to break your pinky?"
<i>"Oh, I was Brett Favre'd by John in the tackle football game we had last weekend."</i>

by Josh November 28, 2004

Canadian Handjob

Recieving a reach a round during a hand job and recieving two fingers into the anus while wearing a denim jacket in the small spoon position.

"Andrew got a Canadian Handjob from that one chick he met at the bar, he said he really liked it.

by Josh June 20, 2006

kirstin minor

What can i say but 1337l\l355 to the max :) c ya later

josh-dont u think kirstin is 1337?
Nigger- no shes a bitch!
josh-.:Kicking nigger in the nigger balls:.

by Josh March 28, 2005

hoonis

Another word for penis

I think with my hoonis.

by Josh February 14, 2005

nougat

a replacement word for a curse (ie fuck, shit etc.)

why don't you go the nougat away. that guy is such a nougathead. (fuck or shit would work there)

by Josh February 17, 2003