Josh's definitions

Zeophyte

A member of the online message board of Zeo.

Most Zeophytes like to act crazy, you'll seldom find one that's normal.

by Josh May 10, 2004

Kangaroo Punch

my friend's cat fights with a stuffed bear. First he's all lovey with it, then while he's making with the sweet, sweet love (huggin with top paws and licking with tongue), he pulls up his two feet and begins pummelling the stuffed bear with his two lower paws (a la Kangaroo from Bugs Bunny & tweety show). It's the funniest shit ever.

I was making sweet, sweet love to my friend's mom, then I put my two feet between us and kangaroo punched her in the gut, like a sucker.

by Josh December 13, 2004

G-mail

Google's kick ass e-mail service that offers a gig of space to use.

G-Mail pwns j00r E-mail service.

by Josh July 16, 2004

Clay aiken

The biggest fag in the universe

The only thing AIKEN is clays ass

Look theres Clay aiken..the fag from american idol.

by josh January 13, 2006

wackymacs

a computer programmer, usually playing computer games 49hours a week and working the rest of the time on creative and innovative Mac OS X software.

a computer programmer, usually playing computer games 49hours a week and working the rest of the time on creative and innovative Mac OS X software

by josh July 8, 2004

Jolt

Caffeinated cola beverage made for the sole purpose of providing you the caffeine you need. 1 592 ml (20 fl. ounces) bottle is about a coffee and a half worth of caffeine.

"Dude, I need to get some jolt for this lan party tonight."

by Josh January 17, 2003

jb

JB: An extremely fast burst of speed relating to the quickness of Jonathan Berger.

The runners used a jb to try to win the race.l

by Josh December 31, 2004