Josh's definitions

sauced

To be ejaculated upon;

Dude if you say sauced one more time your gonna get your face sauced.

by josh December 15, 2004

squeak

a midgete

go get the ball squeak

by josh March 24, 2003

bunkered

Getting shot up close in paintball because you suck

You just got bunkered, newb

by Josh June 17, 2004

grr

a word often used by aggravated/vertically challenged people, most commonly in response to their attractive friend being annoying

C.J : Grrr...Josh !!!!

by Josh April 28, 2004

Vermillion

The wrong way to spell a Slipknot song.

Some people misspell the song Vermilion by adding an extra "l"

by Josh December 2, 2004

Ego Handjob

When a man receives an abundance of praise from one person regarding his talents, looks or accomplishments. Usually the compliments are distributed in a nearly excessive amount and received within only a few minutes of conversation, enough to satisfy the receiver in such a way that it is analogous to the stimulation of an orgasm, but for the ego.

I was in a meeting when Sandra started giving me quite the ego handjob. She went on and on about my contribution being valuable to the company and how I was the most talented person there.

by Josh June 3, 2010

gop

Abbreviation for "Gay on paper." A straight person that has all the characteristics of being gay.

I know he has a girlfriend, but he works as an interior designer and loves musicals! He's totally GOP.

by Josh April 12, 2005