Josh's definitions

miserable failure

see: george w bush or fucktard

man, that guy was a miserable failure.

by Josh June 12, 2005

doing the grownup

Having sex, bumping uglies, the wild thing. What your parents do and think we don't know.

Oh my god did you see Lauren and Josh? Their doing the grown-up!

by Josh July 14, 2005

Lum

This term is also used to mean gay asian male.

Hey check out that lum over there.

by Josh April 11, 2005

didi mao

also means hurry the fuck up.

chop chop didi mao you roundeye.

by Josh April 11, 2005

Ralph and Murphy

A nice or large rack, Sort of a nick name for titties. Refers to Ralph (being the left breast) and Murphey(The right breast)
You can call them out individually and personify them.

Damn, Ralph and Murphey are looking great today.

How is ralph doing in school nowadays?

by Josh April 11, 2005

gop

Abbreviation for "Gay on paper." A straight person that has all the characteristics of being gay.

I know he has a girlfriend, but he works as an interior designer and loves musicals! He's totally GOP.

by Josh April 12, 2005

Shambo

The perfect friend. Not to mention incredibly handsome and great in bed. Also the male version of the drink" Shirley Temple."

Lady:"I'll take a Shambo"
Waiter:"As in a drink?"
Lady:"As in one in my hand and one in my bed..."

by Josh April 13, 2005