515 definitions by Josh

Es

Es pwns j00 all

Es pwn me

by Josh June 4, 2004

BBQ

A BBQ (barbeque) is a party which is attended mostly/completely by males, where no chicks turn up. And the chicks that DO turn up aren't single.

Also known as: Sausage Fest, Sushi Shop (hold the sushi).

Paul: Hey, are you going to Stuart's tonight?
Peter: Fuck that, I heard it was gonna be a BBQ!
Paul: Damn, we'll just go clubbin' then.

by Josh January 19, 2004

tinch

A small amount of something.

Give me a tinch of booze please.

by Josh February 9, 2005

miserable failure

see: george w bush or fucktard

man, that guy was a miserable failure.

by Josh June 5, 2005

the shlits

a form of diarrea, commonly caused from either eating the worng food or by eating/drinking a laxative.

on thursday luke owen had the shlits!

by Josh May 7, 2005

shed hed

a person with a massive fukin head.

"god that johannah has got a shed hed, its huge"

by Josh April 26, 2005

Trumping

When an individual with a limited supply of money drinks too much and begins to believe that he/she is Donald Trump. This results in often spending all the money they have or blowing through their savings account without realizing the consequences until sobriety.

"Josh went trumping in Chicago last weekend which is why his debit card was invalid at Hooters. How embarrassing!"

by Josh October 23, 2008