Rug Pirate

When you're having intercourse with a girl, you ejaculate in her eye. She then proceeds to hold one eye yelling, "arr!", whilst she hits the floor.
We were watching pirates of the carribean, when I gave her a Rug Pirate
by Josh May 23, 2004
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fadamooda

someone that yells anus while drunk
mae was fadamooda at the party and people told her to shuddup.
by Josh March 22, 2004
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chocolate soldier

chocolate drink similar to Yohoo!
I just drank a chocolate soldier.
by JOSH April 05, 2005
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chocolate soldier

When, after having anal sex with your woman, you offer it to her, to eat.
Last night I gave my woman my chocolate soldier.
by Josh April 30, 2004
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Kait

The most wonderful person in the world. A living angel.
I will love Kait forever, she is my angel.
by Josh August 02, 2003
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Michael Vick

1). The worst passer in the NFL. A quarterback who gets sympathy for losing to the Kansas City Chiefs 56-10 than the Chiefs get credit for setting a new rushing touchdown record

2). The idiot who had to try and show off in a preseason game, broke his leg, and cost Dan Reeves his job

3). The guy who supposedly gave herpes to a girl on purpose but ESPN and the NFL are trying to cover it up because Vick is a god and can do no wrong according to them

4). Quarterback whose coach is possibly the biggest idiot in the NFL and probably couldn't coach a flag football team to one win without Vick being there

5). Quarterback whose ass is the sole recipiant of ESPN's and the NFL's kisses
Michael Vick has one of the worst passer rating in the NFL.
by Josh May 06, 2005
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Bips

A Male Dog. Male Only.
by Josh April 14, 2005
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