Josh's definitions

pop music

pop music is simply short for 'popular' music everything on mtv and on the radio is pop

'oooooh listen its the latest from avril!!!!'

by josh April 14, 2004

Furbyboy

A bunch of retards who use this forum for a purpose for which it was not intended.

Hello, I'm Furbyboy, and I am a god-damn motherfucking cocksucking sonofabitch. Hi!

by Josh January 3, 2004

flat dick

Term used when describing a person who is idiotic or is useless, kind of like a flat dick would be.

Did you hear what Greg said the other day? He is such a flat dick!

by Josh December 9, 2004

doober

a certain University of Montevallo student who either acts extremely goofy or does something outrageously stupid.

Hey Matt Doober has fallen down the stairs while he was lookin at the bottom of his shoes.

by Josh December 16, 2003

You're killing me

1) Used in reference to being let down by an individual or to an individual who is not doing their share of the work, ie: slacking off

2) A phrase uttered often by Best Buy store manager Abbas Sharr to his employees

3) A phrase uttered by Abbas Sharr that his employees believed he picked up from watching "The Sandlot" too much.

1) You didn't do your half of the class project? You're killing me here.

2) Abbas: How did that last sale go, did you get them to buy the service plan?
Employee: No, they didn't want the service plan.
Abbas: Damn, you're killing me.

3) You're killing me Smalls!

by Josh May 7, 2003

flotch

See felch

I flotched your Mom last night.
9 out of 10 dentists recommend you flotch every day.

by Josh February 11, 2003

lmb

acronym for lick my balls

you can lmb while i tea bag you

by josh August 7, 2003