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dodgeball

A very good movie
also a game played in gym class which can cause injury or even DEATH poor kenny always dies
"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"
"If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball"
by Josh February 11, 2005
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lappy

Short for laptop computer, especially old and outdated models.
What's your lappy weigh, like 42 pounds?

How many pictures of Parker Posey can you fit on your Lappy's 2 mb hard drive?

I bet I can hold my breath longer than your lappy's 5 minute battery life.

Your lappy looks like it's packing about 512k of RAM -- or am I a bit high?

Nice plastic rectangle -- erm, I mean, lappy.

My lappy 486 is the love of my life!
by Josh December 1, 2004
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styngn

it means anything and everything you want it to its ever universal
thats styngn
by josh April 21, 2004
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foodslut

1. a fat slut
2. the people who consistently eat the buffet at dominos
3. a growing percentage of america
Man: I just thought you were some random foodslut.
Woman: I'm not a fucking foodslut.

Man: The surgeon general has just issued a new study that indicates the percentage of foodsluts in America is on the rise.

Child(slang): But mom, I don't want to go to that camp - only foodsluts go to that camp.
by Josh November 27, 2003
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lollerpwned

The most humiliating defeat. The only honor-compensating action after you've been LOLLERPWNED is suicide. In ancient days, Samurai who suffered defeat were forced to commit suicide because the shame was believed to be physically unbearable. being LOLLERPWNED is that X lYke 300000!!!11
"d00d, I like screamo."
"like what?"
"You know, story of the year and atreyu"
"You wouldn't know screamo if Daughters knocked on your door with their instruments in one hand and their LSD in the other."

LOLLERPWNED
by Josh December 9, 2004
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<*((()>< shark <*((((((()>< eel or <*((^(((()>^< shark
by josh June 10, 2004
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The President

a very stupid person who runs the most powerful country in the world
by Josh August 3, 2003
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