Josh's definitions

WVLA

NBC affiliate in Baton Rouge. It is on channel 33 & digital channel 34.

I watch Saturday Night Live on WVLA.

by Josh June 10, 2008

Ting pao pao

Fake Chinese meaning for little dick

Sam has a ting pao pao

by Josh February 17, 2004

Cleak

Another word for a fart.

I just cleaked really loud.

by Josh August 20, 2004

lappy

Short for laptop computer, especially old and outdated models.

What's your lappy weigh, like 42 pounds?

How many pictures of Parker Posey can you fit on your Lappy's 2 mb hard drive?

I bet I can hold my breath longer than your lappy's 5 minute battery life.

Your lappy looks like it's packing about 512k of RAM -- or am I a bit high?

Nice plastic rectangle -- erm, I mean, lappy.

My lappy 486 is the love of my life!

by Josh December 1, 2004

foodslut

1. a fat slut
2. the people who consistently eat the buffet at dominos
3. a growing percentage of america

Man: I just thought you were some random foodslut.
Woman: I'm not a fucking foodslut.

Man: The surgeon general has just issued a new study that indicates the percentage of foodsluts in America is on the rise.

Child(slang): But mom, I don't want to go to that camp - only foodsluts go to that camp.

by Josh November 27, 2003

moocher

Someone who always asks for things and favors constantly and will never leave you alone. They will ask for money, rides to places, for you to do simple tasks they could do easily but they think the whole world should cater to them, basically just a leech to everyone around them, a parasite to the community.

Mitchell Katz wont leave me alone, he keeps pestering me for rides places when he most likey can get a ride from his parents but he doesnt bother to ask them. He takes advantage of others to compensate for his laziness and lack of responsibility for his own well being. Expects others to take care of his needs and desires without ever returning the favor.

by Josh March 11, 2005

Young Buck

A celebrity, who in a rage, stabs someone at a pointless awards show.

When I was at the Day Time Emmy's, I was YOUNG BUCKED by Rosie O'donnell.

by Josh November 28, 2004