Josh's definitions

oral roberts

Sorry, this one is not dirty. Oral Roberts is a college in Oklahoma. Oral Roberts is mentioned in the movie Club Dread as a sex joke though

I go to school at Oral Roberts and it is nothing like an anal johnson

by JOSH April 5, 2005

ass monkey

someone who is always willing to take it in the ass for the team...

Josh is a real ass monkey

by josh November 19, 2003

Conspicuous

Very visible.

Something that stands out.

by Josh October 11, 2003

cheer

To rally for. Though, cheering takes about 2 brain molecules to do.

"Dude, did you see that girl cheer?", "She cheered?"

by Josh January 30, 2004

Taking a Nap

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.

I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.

by Josh April 13, 2004

lond

A lond is a mix between a lake and a pond. Usually too small to be a lake but to large to call a pond.

Yesterday me and some of my buddies pirated the lond.

by Josh March 22, 2005

bum trickery

penetrative sexual intercourse of the anal variety

hey freddy, you up for some bum trickery

by Josh February 17, 2005