Josh's definitions

Taking a Nap

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.

I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.

by Josh April 13, 2004

lond

A lond is a mix between a lake and a pond. Usually too small to be a lake but to large to call a pond.

Yesterday me and some of my buddies pirated the lond.

by Josh March 22, 2005

bum trickery

penetrative sexual intercourse of the anal variety

hey freddy, you up for some bum trickery

by Josh February 17, 2005

zoom zoom

The latest attempt by car manufacturer Mazda to capture the dollars of its target demographic (ie an advertising slogan). Facilitated on the tv ad by a catchy tune which repeats said words, and a little kid who does the same.

I'd rather drive a beemer.

by Josh March 12, 2004

rift

To steal. Commonly used in the coal regions of eastern Pennsylvania.

I'm gonna rift some cigarettes from the corner store.

by josh September 2, 2008

frosted flakes

waking up the morning after a long night of sex and noticing that you forgot to wipe off the residue from you or your partner

man it took me an hour to get the frosted flakes off my stomach this morning

by josh February 9, 2005

Simply Stated

a group of punx who started a punk rock band in hickville.

Simply stated is an awsome band!

by Josh October 10, 2003