Josh's definitions

WAFB

Local CBS station in Baton Rouge, LA. It is on channel 9. Its HDTV channel is on 46.

I watch 2½ Men on WAFB.

by Josh April 22, 2006

dump truck

To pull out before ejaculation during heterosexual intercourse and dump your load on her rather than in her in an attempt to avert pregnancy.

Boy was she pissed when I pulled the old dump truck on her cause she wants my baby.

by Josh August 28, 2006

run up

In aviation terms what an aircraft dooes to warm up or test its engines. With brakes set the aircraft will put the engine/engines under a load to simulate stress of flight.

Tower this is N123JS i need to do a run up. N123Js proceed to taxiway Q via S and R to do you run up.

by Josh September 5, 2006

jambox

A small stereo, generally portable, which provides music for the purpose of break dancing.

The ill beats pumping out of her jambox kept us grooving all night.

by Josh August 13, 2005

psuedomarried

What you are when you're chillin' with your b/f or g/f and they blurt out something like "it kinda feels like we're a married couple." Can bring severe pain, but usually just a nagging annoyance that you might be one of those young people that acts like a codger.

Ashley and Dylan were hanging out last night when Dylan told her that he felt like they were married. They're so pseudomarried

by josh August 30, 2005

crouch cancel

Referring to a technical term in the game Super Smash Bros. Melee. The act of cancelling or reducing the knockback (how far you get knockedback) when you get hit by an opponent's attack.

I would've been smashed off the stage if I hadn't crouch cancelled your kick just then.

by Josh May 30, 2005

carrot weiner

When a weiner on animal becomes erect and comes out of it's hibernating position, it is usually sticky looking.

Mom look! Spot has a carrot weiner!

by Josh June 6, 2005