Josh's definitions

nut log

something that looks like a mix of a nut and a log, or a short log

That left over piece of hot dog looks like a nut log.

by Josh April 5, 2005

lappy

Short for laptop computer, especially old and outdated models.

What's your lappy weigh, like 42 pounds?

How many pictures of Parker Posey can you fit on your Lappy's 2 mb hard drive?

I bet I can hold my breath longer than your lappy's 5 minute battery life.

Your lappy looks like it's packing about 512k of RAM -- or am I a bit high?

Nice plastic rectangle -- erm, I mean, lappy.

My lappy 486 is the love of my life!

by Josh December 1, 2004

styngn

it means anything and everything you want it to its ever universal

thats styngn

by josh April 21, 2004

punk-deere

Demographic description of all those punk/hipsters who wear either John Deere or Von Deutch mesh caps

Ashton Kutcher's of the world

by Josh April 2, 2004

fob girl

The meaning of which fatshua fancies his existence.

That fatshua guy is in love with the fob girl.

by Josh December 7, 2003

optimus prime

How I refer to my male reproductive organ.

"I went to my friends house where he sucked the red paint off of my optimus prime"

I was about to murder an african-american with my weapon of choice, a chainsaw, when he kicked my optimus prime and ran away with my tv.

by josh March 9, 2004

Noel Gallagher

Monobrowed Legend: Older brother of liam gallagher, noel has written some of the greatest songs of all time, just listen to acquiesce or any other song from the master plan, morning glory or definately maybe

"Because we neeeeed each other, we belive in one and other"
"so sally can waaaaait she knows it's too late as we're walkin on by"

by Josh July 3, 2004