weems

a person that is loved greatly

she is a weems by everyone

by jordan October 24, 2004

schpeech

Male excrement that ejects itself at high velocities towards its female (sometimes male, sometimes beast) target

Your schpeech is somewhat creamier tonight honey.

by Jordan June 13, 2003

britney spears

Defined as the pinnacle of pop music and everything beautiful in this day in age. From the year 1998 until now Britney has done nothing but amaze and entertain. She's beautiful, talented, and funny. She is truly an idol that everyone can be proud of. I don't care who you are, or whether or not you listen to her music, you have to admit, she's got charm.

Remember the 2000 VMA Striptease?
That was effing marvelous. Sexy, provacative, and entertaining. AMAZING.

by Jordan April 07, 2005

zin

An unexplainable feeling/connection between two minds that brings the two to spark an unbelievable read. They are aloud to catch each others phrases in many ironic times. To be able to finish eachothers sentences..
NEW WORLD ORDER..4zinDJzin20

"That car is going to crash.."

"..into that tree!"

(car crashes)

by JorDAN March 25, 2005

wtfas

abbreviation for "what the fuck and shit." also see wtf.

she had sex with your mom? wtfas!?

by jordan March 07, 2004

no business

When you get violated and shout this, which pretty much means, "Oh no you don't!"

(Lana mauls Jordan with licks and pretty much molests the poor boy)
"NO BUSINESS!"

by Jordan July 23, 2004

deals

(n)Of, or relating to a personal possession. Can sometimes be pronounced "dealies"

"Dude, you touched my deals!"

"Give me back my deals!"

by Jordan January 09, 2005