Fat Bastard

Crazy Scottish guy in the Austin Powers movies that weighs over a thousand pounds. He has fiery red hair not only on his face and head, but a whole frickin coat of red down his back. He loves eating and being a slob.
Fat Bastard is prone to farting a lot, and then making jokes about them, and even comparing the farts to different situations and things. Has played several roles in the Austin Powers Series; including a Scottish bagpipe player, basic assassin, UPS deliveryman, and a sumo wrestler.
Some Fat Bastard quotes:
-"Ya know what mah favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!" (Picks sumo wrestler up with a titty twister)
-"Sorry, I fahted..."
-"I want mah baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs...........CHILLLLIIIIIIIII'S baby-back ribs!"
-Mistere English Kerenel, tryin ta tell me ta lose weight. Well, let me tell ya somethin, Sonny Jim; I ate a baby! Oh yeah, BABY: the other OTHER white meat! Baby: it's what's for Deener!"
-"Where's mah mo-ney?"
-Aiiieeee.......frisky are we?"
by Jonesy March 24, 2005
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ginga

An ugly little teenage thug with dodgey ginger hair
"how man make az a rooley ginga"
by Jonesy January 31, 2003
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row the boat

a forward arm rotation movement preformed whilst overtaking another car.
by jonesy January 31, 2003
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KSFH

Kelly's soooo Fuckin HOT!
There's this girl at work I'd love to fuck - KSFH
by Jonesy July 14, 2003
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queer

a total homosexual fruitcake. Used most often when referring to a gay guy. Other synonyms are faggot, fag, homo, cocksucker, cumguzzler, fudgepacker, and froot loop.
by jonesy January 30, 2007
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Pepsi

Pop (or soda) that comes in different varieties. It is the main competetor with Coca-Cola, and a good alternative to heavy boozing.
Pepsi comes in several kinds now. They include: Original, full-calorie Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Wild Cherry Pepsi, special half-calorie Pepsi, and Christmas Spice Pepsi.
I think I'll have a Pepsi.
by jonesy December 11, 2004
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Napkin

A piece of paper designed to assist people while eating. What many people with a lack of table manners don't seem to realize is that a napkin serves a purpose. The most important thing is so that people WILL STOP SUCKING (or licking) THEIR FINGERS WHEN THEY EAT!!!!
People who suck their fingers when they eat are gross. This is a very nasty habit. Not that they care of course.
by jonesy December 11, 2004
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