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Irish handcuffs

when a person is carrying an alcoholic beverage in both hands at the same time.
Hemish O'Maley was in Irish handcuffs last night at the pub. He always had a Guinness in each hand.
by jonesy June 23, 2004
mugGet the Irish handcuffsmug.

Fucktard

The teenage punk rocker was calling people "fucktard" all day.
by jonesy December 16, 2004
mugGet the Fucktardmug.

John Kerry

A total douchebag wanker who would have led to the ruination of the United States and even worse relations with us in the United Kingdom.
This loser has now become synonymous with that word: loser. He has a serious lack of morals, and I can obviously tell that he is NOT a Christian; the incorrect reading from the Bible was a dead give away, wouldn't you say? So, the Democrats in America represent and support the poor, do they? Then how do you explain Kerry being even richer than George Bush and being involved with the Heinz Corporation? Not to mention that numerous, Hollywood celebrities with more money than The Who will ever have also vote Democrat and condemn the Republican Party and the tens of millions of members and voters within it.
John Kerry=Loser. A wanker? Yes. A total hypocrite? No doubt!
by jonesy May 14, 2005
mugGet the John Kerrymug.

row the boat

a forward arm rotation movement preformed whilst overtaking another car.
by jonesy January 31, 2003
mugGet the row the boatmug.

queer

a total homosexual fruitcake. Used most often when referring to a gay guy. Other synonyms are faggot, fag, homo, cocksucker, cumguzzler, fudgepacker, and froot loop.
by jonesy January 30, 2007
mugGet the queermug.

Pepsi

Pop (or soda) that comes in different varieties. It is the main competetor with Coca-Cola, and a good alternative to heavy boozing.
Pepsi comes in several kinds now. They include: Original, full-calorie Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Wild Cherry Pepsi, special half-calorie Pepsi, and Christmas Spice Pepsi.
I think I'll have a Pepsi.
by jonesy December 11, 2004
mugGet the Pepsimug.

KSFH

Kelly's soooo Fuckin HOT!
There's this girl at work I'd love to fuck - KSFH
by Jonesy July 14, 2003
mugGet the KSFHmug.

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