Jonesy's definitions

Fucktard

The most overused "new" curse word.

The teenage punk rocker was calling people "fucktard" all day.

by jonesy December 16, 2004

Target Practice

You're banging a girl and right before you blow, you push her out the window. Try to hit her on the way down...Target Practice!!

I had this sloot over last night in the penthouse...shit got boring so we did a little target practice!

by jonesy April 8, 2005

Q4T

Derived from 'QFT,' which is an abbreviation of the phrase 'Quoted For Truth.' Commonly used on message boards to emphasize a point previously made, when the person quoting the point has nothing more to add.

quoteI think homosexuals are gay./quote
Q4T

by Jonesy May 13, 2005

corn haul (er)

The act of anal penetration or a person who enjoys said act.

A foolish, oafish individual.

"My woman doesn't appreciate when I try to corn haul her."

"That corn hauler wore my shoes home."

by Jonesy March 21, 2003

karol

A male name which originates from the Basque country in Spain. a typically attractive and irresistable guy, who lies 100% of the time.

what did you do last night? karol.

by jOneSy June 28, 2004

snapper

shaun michael canniffe of QLD

canniffe is a snapper

by jonesy May 6, 2004

queer

a total homosexual fruitcake. Used most often when referring to a gay guy. Other synonyms are faggot, fag, homo, cocksucker, cumguzzler, fudgepacker, and froot loop.

Why are there so many queers at Northern Kentucky University?

by jonesy January 30, 2007