Jonathan's definitions

burger shot

A punch to the cooter.
Smashing the vagina with your fist.

She wouldn't put out so I gave her a burger shot.

by Jonathan December 4, 2004

crossover

krstosnica

raskrsnica

by Jonathan June 7, 2003

flat as a board

a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases

hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!

by jonathan July 31, 2005

desert

commonly refers to the DESERT EAGLE .50 pistol invented in the 80's by Magnum Research Incorporated.
The DEagle fires a half inch slug that can do serious damage to human body tissue or can puncture armor such as Kevlar.

I need a powerful handgun so I will buy a Desert to smoke them fools at my smoke.

by jonathan May 1, 2004

binghamton

An overpopulated truck stop.

I go to Binghamton University.

by Jonathan March 23, 2005

ggmad

Gotta go make a doody. In the toilet

Andrew brb(be right back) ggmad.

by Jonathan August 15, 2004

smartjova

Sexyness, in black gay male form.

I haven't been fucked by a SmartJova in a while.

by Jonathan February 7, 2003