Jonathan's definitions

Esquire

a title of respect for a member of the English gentry ranking just below a knight; placed after the name.

Also sounds super cool and makes you feel important. So put it after your name, and be cool... like me.

My name is Hendel, Jon Hendel ESQ.

by Jonathan January 17, 2005

badest

1)To spell "baddest" incorrectly, which is ALSO not a word.

2)To misspell a non-existing word.

"Woah, Jimmy! You almost got perfect on that spelling test! Which word did you misspell?"

"Baddest, Greg. Baddest."

by Jonathan May 31, 2004

Tribal

To engage in immature and destructive activites due to boredom

Some of my friends throw eggs at cars late at night; they act so tribal sometimes.

by Jonathan October 2, 2003

metro sexual

Technically, the word was created improperly and is very much misnamed. Sexual should be taken out of the word because the sexual part of metro sexual is merely to relate the term to homosexual. In actuallity, metrosexuality has nothing to do with sexuality at all. A metrosexual is just a man who cares a great deal about outward appearance and sensitivity.

That sensitivity wannabe is such a pseudo-metrosexual.

by Jonathan December 1, 2004

cojones

Spanish word meaining your nads; Your manhood; Your balls.

Do you have BIG cojones mang? (from GTA Vice City)

by jonathan March 10, 2003

metrosexual

a guy who fakes being gay

bob:ace is such a fag
jim:no man he fucked my girlfriend last night, he can't be gay
gary:hes a metrosexual, bob

by jonathan February 23, 2004

air force ones

shoes worn by us because ya'll can't rock them right

Only crunk niggas wear them

by JONATHAN April 28, 2004