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She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!
She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.
She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.
by Jonathan January 14, 2005
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Get the fwah mug.skanky blonde Trojan cheerleaders, refuse to walk anywhere, all hook up with the same people and practice on each other, suck at cheerleading and only do it to get some ass, which they do on a regular basis b.c they are all WHORES!
by Jonathan December 13, 2004
Get the The TU Plastics mug.Dude, I was drinking my margarita when Kate grabbed it, poured absolut voldka into it, took a small sip, spat it out onto the floor, and then started yelling at everyone that she was so wasted! It was a Kate sip!
by Jonathan June 18, 2006
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Get the fo shizzle dizzle mug.A non-verbal sound produced by the vibration of the lower lip against the tongue using air either exhaled or squeezed by the cheeks. It is denoted frequenty in text conversations (either interactive or offline message protocols) as 'thppppt'. The number of "p"s indicates severity.
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
by jonathan August 9, 2004
Get the bilabial fricative mug.commonly refers to the DESERT EAGLE .50 pistol invented in the 80's by Magnum Research Incorporated.
The DEagle fires a half inch slug that can do serious damage to human body tissue or can puncture armor such as Kevlar.
The DEagle fires a half inch slug that can do serious damage to human body tissue or can puncture armor such as Kevlar.
by jonathan May 1, 2004
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