Jonathan's definitions

kate sip

To take a fake sip of alcohol and then prouncing to everyone that, "Im sooooo wasted!"

Dude, I was drinking my margarita when Kate grabbed it, poured absolut voldka into it, took a small sip, spat it out onto the floor, and then started yelling at everyone that she was so wasted! It was a Kate sip!

by Jonathan June 18, 2006

Stop & Shop

A heartless corporation that under pays their employees despite the growth in the cost of living, thus lowering the quality of life.

I'd rather give handjobs to cats than work in Stop & Shop.

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

I'm real

Maintaing, or the appearance of maintaining one's sense of self and identity in this age of culture commodification and tasteless pop fads that change faster than a traffic light on speed.

Man, I'm not gonna try to look like those Abercrombie fools, I'm real.

by Jonathan October 2, 2003

Hitchhiker

A hitchhiker is an individual who travels the universe without the use of a ship of their own. Popular hitchhikers are Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect. Contrary to popular belief, Zaphod Beeblebrox is not technically a hitchhiker because he owns a ship which he has stolen (see: heart of gold)

Also, it is a common misconception that a hitchhiker is someone who knows where his towel is. This fact is only true to froody (cool and together) hitchhikers, giving rise to the popular expression "that frood really knows where his towel is". Arthur Dent and Tricia McMillan are two examples of "froody" hitchhikers

The best hitchhikers have all seen the restaraunt at the end of the universe.

by Jonathan July 20, 2008

whipping skippy

To masturbate

I walked in on my dad whipping skippy like he was leaving town.

by Jonathan April 9, 2004

badest

1)To spell "baddest" incorrectly, which is ALSO not a word.

2)To misspell a non-existing word.

"Woah, Jimmy! You almost got perfect on that spelling test! Which word did you misspell?"

"Baddest, Greg. Baddest."

by Jonathan May 31, 2004

Tribal

To engage in immature and destructive activites due to boredom

Some of my friends throw eggs at cars late at night; they act so tribal sometimes.

by Jonathan October 2, 2003