JONATHAN's definitions
A drink. Usually made in the pornography industry. One first inserts speculum in anal cavity while one's back with legs around head. Next 5 men ejaculate into speculum to enter the rectum. Then whole milk is added with hershey syrup. Finally some whip cream and a cherry on top.
To drink on can either remove the speculum and insert a tube into the anal cavity and proceed to suck it out of one's own ass. Or the contents is expelled while being stood up into a glass preferable made for milkshakes. Then quaffed at lesiure.
To drink on can either remove the speculum and insert a tube into the anal cavity and proceed to suck it out of one's own ass. Or the contents is expelled while being stood up into a glass preferable made for milkshakes. Then quaffed at lesiure.
A. Damn that Asshole-Milkshake was tasty!
B. Dont make me make you give yourself an asshole-milkshake!
C. Mom, more asshole-milkshake please!
B. Dont make me make you give yourself an asshole-milkshake!
C. Mom, more asshole-milkshake please!
by Jonathan December 13, 2004
Get the Asshole-Milkshakemug. He had just enjoyed a great curry and felt the need to pass some wind as an appreciation but what he thought was a fart, was instead soemthing a lot heavier.....
His trousers were now full to brimming with the squits and of the most rancid, dead rat smelling type aswell.
His trousers were now full to brimming with the squits and of the most rancid, dead rat smelling type aswell.
by Jonathan June 21, 2004
Get the Squitsmug. king off all living, and is perfect in any way possible, and is hereby better than any other persons inhabiting the earth.
by jonathan May 14, 2003
Get the jontymug. To physically hurt someone. To fuck someone up. Origin: Roy Keane one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time.
by Jonathan May 27, 2004
Get the Keanomug. See: Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy Part 3 (Life, The Universe, and Everything)
Bistromathics is an extremely powerful addendum to improbability science used to power the ship Bistromath, owned by Fjord modelor Slartibartfast. It operates on a few major factors of suspected values versus actual values of Italian dining. 2 of such values are:
1. The amount of reservations made to an Italian restaurant versus the amount of people that actually show up. Both are entirely arbitrary values completely unrelated to one another.
2. The prices of the food in the menu versus the actual amount paid. The values are also completely arbitray and unrelated with the exception of the fact that they are never the same.
Bistromathics is an extremely powerful addendum to improbability science used to power the ship Bistromath, owned by Fjord modelor Slartibartfast. It operates on a few major factors of suspected values versus actual values of Italian dining. 2 of such values are:
1. The amount of reservations made to an Italian restaurant versus the amount of people that actually show up. Both are entirely arbitrary values completely unrelated to one another.
2. The prices of the food in the menu versus the actual amount paid. The values are also completely arbitray and unrelated with the exception of the fact that they are never the same.
by Jonathan December 1, 2004
Get the Bistromathicsmug. by Jonathan June 12, 2006
Get the loop, endlessmug. The sum total of all interactive web log blog communication.
It can also refer to a particular web community that allows for opinionated commentary on news stories.
It can also refer to a particular web community that allows for opinionated commentary on news stories.
by Jonathan September 27, 2004
Get the blogospheremug.