Keano

To physically hurt someone. To fuck someone up. Origin: Roy Keane one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time.

Yo i keano'd that dude at the bar when he started dissin' me.

by Jonathan May 27, 2004

Asshole-Milkshake

A drink. Usually made in the pornography industry. One first inserts speculum in anal cavity while one's back with legs around head. Next 5 men ejaculate into speculum to enter the rectum. Then whole milk is added with hershey syrup. Finally some whip cream and a cherry on top.
To drink on can either remove the speculum and insert a tube into the anal cavity and proceed to suck it out of one's own ass. Or the contents is expelled while being stood up into a glass preferable made for milkshakes. Then quaffed at lesiure.

A. Damn that Asshole-Milkshake was tasty!
B. Dont make me make you give yourself an asshole-milkshake!
C. Mom, more asshole-milkshake please!

by Jonathan December 13, 2004

your mom

Used as a comeback...

so what did you and your date wear to sadies?

I wore your mom...actually i kinda wore her out....

by Jonathan June 10, 2006

ass naked

Being entirely without clothes and completely in the nude.

"I have to go take a shower. Wanna see me ass naked?"
-Garry

by Jonathan March 06, 2005

Lay A Fungi

Noun: An extremely smelly fart.

"Ewwwwww! Capie, you 'layed a fungi', didn't you?"

by Jonathan December 01, 2003

Doof

The act of pooping in inappropriate public places.

Pooping off of the roof of a liquor store.

by Jonathan April 09, 2004

M.O.B

Money over Bitches aka members of the block aka money off the books aka money over bullshit.

Your money is your currency, your niggaz,family, education.anything that deals wit sucess. a bitch is anyone or thing that gets in the way of that. mob 4 life ,from da southside 2 h-block n all da way 2 baisley projects.

by Jonathan November 27, 2003