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move!

(impolite, interjection) get out of the way!
by Jon64Bailey August 1, 2014
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buzzards

the essential noun (plural) in the cliche "The buzzards are circling." meaning

a. One's death is anticipated to be near with the expectation of the inheritance of money, property, etc.

b. One is expected to suffer some near future misfortune to the advantage of one or more others.
Tom: Our uncle is dying of cancer and he has us in his will. Our two younger brothers seems to be visiting him in the hospital a lot these days.
Joe: Yes, I can surely say the buzzards are circling.
by Jon64Bailey March 16, 2013
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fogly

a combination of fat, old and ugly: a spoof on FUGLY

pronounced FOG-glee
I am much too fogly to worry about getting raped by any strange motorist on the highway who might give me a ride.
by Jon64Bailey October 2, 2013
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American original

1. a remarkable or unique American person or thing or a person or thing patently American
2. sarcastically, an American person patently or annoyingly ordinary or typical as in the phrase "You're an American original."
John Wayne, blue jeans, baseball and Harley-Davidson motorcycles are American originals.

Vera was annoyed at Tom for chauvinistically criticising her as she was driving the car while riding the brake pedal. She said to Tom, "Boy, you're an American original."
by Jon64Bailey November 2, 2020
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Hell and Jesus

very skilled, able, talented or proficient
Eric Clapton was Hell and Jesus with a Gibson Les Paul in his hand. John Force is Hell and Jesus in a funny car. Hank Arron was Hell and Jesus at the plate with a Louisville Slugger. Rambo is Hell and Jesus with a machine gun.
by Jon64Bailey January 16, 2008
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happen

the verb in the idiom "something to happen (to a person)"

meaning "(of a person) to experience death or some other misfortune; a euphemism"
If something were to happen to my husband, how would we make ends meet?
by Jon64Bailey March 16, 2013
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stud

1. a very masculine (and generally young) male person: a guy who is very strong, handsome, buff and/or atheletic: a handsome young jock
2. a boy or young man, not necessarily atheletic, who is quite academic in school: a very studious young fellow (altered after 'studious')
The football star was a total stud and got all the nice young ladies after the game. The stud always got A's in math.


NOTE: conventionally, this term only applied to males when it became in vogue in the 1970's among American youth culture. It never really should be applied to females.
by Jon64Bailey January 8, 2009
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