Definitions by Jon Ace

<(:D)> 

An emoticon depicting:

- "Here I am!"
- "Surprise!"
- Someone wanting a hug.

It can also be used in a humorous/wise ass sense as shown in the example.

Person 1: I was going fast on the road, then I slammed the brakes and made a skid mark.

Person 2: Where? In your underwear? <(:D)>

<(:D)> by Jon Ace May 22, 2007

DIHV 

An acronym that stands for "Defecate In Her Vagina". (See: Alabama Hotpocket)

Guy 1: I need something to do to spice up my sex life with my girl...

Guy 2: DIHV!

DIHV by Jon Ace March 25, 2007

Prom King 

The male version of the Prom Queen. Usually a Guido or jock with the occasional "nice guy".

My chances for being voted as Prom King are slim to none, but there's hope, right? RIGHT?!

Prom King by Jon Ace March 19, 2007

Prom Queen 

The female senior at a high school prom who was voted for by her fellow classmates. While every female has a chance of winning, the Prom Queen is usually the prettiest and most social among the others. (See: Queen Bee).

Not Another Teen Movie was complete BS; Priscilla was suppose to be the Prom Queen.

Prom Queen by Jon Ace March 19, 2007

( | ) 

An emoticon for a pussy or a very small ass.

Person A: I like to lick ( | ).

Person B: You like to lick ass?

Person A: No, pussy. You're close though.

( | ) by Jon Ace January 3, 2007

bait-match 

A "wrestling" match that the WWE uses to get people to watch their shows.

The Cena/K-Fed match on New Year's Day 2007 was a bait-match! What shit!

bait-match by Jon Ace January 3, 2007

Lazy Girl 

A sex position in which:

The man kneels up and leans back, taking his weight on his hands behind him. His partner lies back, with her head on a cushion. She bends her knees on both side of his hips and pulls herself forward so he can enter her, which will angle her vagina for optimal penetration. She has her hands free to caress her breasts and clitoris during sex.

My girl and I wanted to try something like missionary, but different, so we tried Lazy Girl.

Lazy Girl by Jon Ace November 11, 2006