Jon Ace's definitions

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An emotion showing a dazzed, confused, or retarded state.

Originates from GameFAQs' Random Insanity.

( + alt+0183 + underscore + space + alt+0183 + )

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by Jon Ace October 22, 2006

marker butt

What you call your ass after a bowel movement in which–after multiple wipes–you're still not clean.

The opposite of a "no wiper".

I was in the bathroom this morning 15 minutes longer than usual because I was out of wet wipes and had marker butt.

by Jon Ace April 12, 2015

Mall Walk

The act of walking slowly, as if you were in a mall.

I hate it when I'm in a rush and these people got their mall walk on.

by Jon Ace January 16, 2006

bait-match

A "wrestling" match that the WWE uses to get people to watch their shows.

The Cena/K-Fed match on New Year's Day 2007 was a bait-match! What shit!

by Jon Ace January 3, 2007

busting clams

To have sex with one or more virgin girls.

I was bored, so I went out busting clams.

by Jon Ace October 14, 2007

ʘ‿ʘ

An emoticon denoting a look of approval.

Antonymous to the look of disapproval (ಠ_ಠ).

Person A: I find myself wishing there was a Look of Approval...

Person B: But there is! ʘ‿ʘ

by Jon Ace September 15, 2010

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An emoticon for a pussy or a very small ass.

Person A: I like to lick ( | ).

Person B: You like to lick ass?

Person A: No, pussy. You're close though.

by Jon Ace January 3, 2007