Jon Ace's definitions

Velvet rope policy

In the gaming world, a velvet rope policy is when an end-user pays money to gain an unfair advantage over others who don't pay to play.

Pay $5 a month to get turns at a faster rate? No thanks. Fucking velvet rope policy...

by Jon Ace March 30, 2009

marker butt

What you call your ass after a bowel movement in which–after multiple wipes–you're still not clean.

The opposite of a "no wiper".

I was in the bathroom this morning 15 minutes longer than usual because I was out of wet wipes and had marker butt.

by Jon Ace April 12, 2015

widescreen

A noun for a nicely shaped, but oversized ass on a female.

Emanuel likes widescreen, so he's gonna go look for a girl with an ass.

by Jon Ace April 15, 2006

Prom Queen

The female senior at a high school prom who was voted for by her fellow classmates. While every female has a chance of winning, the Prom Queen is usually the prettiest and most social among the others. (See: Queen Bee).

Not Another Teen Movie was complete BS; Priscilla was suppose to be the Prom Queen.

by Jon Ace March 19, 2007

Potsy

An old and less used term for the game Hopscotch.

Almost nobody uses the term potsy anymore, now it's called hopscotch.

by Jon Ace July 1, 2007

<(:D)>

An emoticon depicting:

- "Here I am!"
- "Surprise!"
- Someone wanting a hug.

It can also be used in a humorous/wise ass sense as shown in the example.

Person 1: I was going fast on the road, then I slammed the brakes and made a skid mark.

Person 2: Where? In your underwear? <(:D)>

by Jon Ace May 22, 2007

Mall Walk

The act of walking slowly, as if you were in a mall.

I hate it when I'm in a rush and these people got their mall walk on.

by Jon Ace January 16, 2006