Ridin' dirty

The act of having gay sex with some dude nicknamed "Dirty".

I KNEW it. I KNEW Odworth was ridin' dirty!

by Jon Ace September 30, 2006

Raptorized

To fuck and/or ravish someone.

"Dude she wanted you, you should have raptorized her."

by Jon Ace January 27, 2010

Inverted Missionary

A variation to the sex position, missionary.

The giver is on the bottom, the receiver is on top.

Inverted missionary is a good position for a girl's first time on top.

by Jon Ace September 23, 2006

( | )

An emoticon for a pussy or a very small ass.

Person A: I like to lick ( | ).

Person B: You like to lick ass?

Person A: No, pussy. You're close though.

by Jon Ace January 03, 2007

<(:D)>

An emoticon depicting:

- "Here I am!"
- "Surprise!"
- Someone wanting a hug.

It can also be used in a humorous/wise ass sense as shown in the example.

Person 1: I was going fast on the road, then I slammed the brakes and made a skid mark.

Person 2: Where? In your underwear? <(:D)>

by Jon Ace May 22, 2007

widescreen

A noun for a nicely shaped, but oversized ass on a female.

Emanuel likes widescreen, so he's gonna go look for a girl with an ass.

by Jon Ace April 15, 2006

DIHV

An acronym that stands for "Defecate In Her Vagina". (See: Alabama Hotpocket)

Guy 1: I need something to do to spice up my sex life with my girl...

Guy 2: DIHV!

by Jon Ace March 25, 2007