Grinspork

Some odd tall lanky kid with no life

"Man that guy Grinspork, sits on his computer all day"

Grinspork by Jon June 8, 2003

Grinspork

Hugeous Dorkous :: Native inhabitant of New Jersey. They are never docile, and easily provoked. Rather low intelligence creatures with the remarkable ability to believe they are always right along with the false precept that they ARE smart. The creatures prefer noctural cycles and their method of transportation is a piece of feces. The creatures hate anyone they don't enjoy with a passion as they also have a tendancy to blurt out hateful things in public places or if the offender is male, apply a forceful kicking motion with their leg to said person's nutsack. They mate with mentally unstable females and have rather homoerotic tendancies when around other males of any species.

Grinspork shot himself in the nuts with an airsoft gun and let his mother bleach his hair without realizing what she was doing.

Grinspork by enitnelav December 2, 2003

Grinspork

A tall, lanky loser with no friends

"I just finished kicking Grinspork's ass"

Grinspork by Colin Smith November 27, 2003

Grinspork

A person who is particularly insensitive about the pains of others.

"Haha! Sarah just fell off the Titanic!"

Grinspork by Sarah December 8, 2003

Grinspoon Fan 

Grinspoon Fans are walking contradictions. They have deep issues with moving on from childhood (eg. Frequently seen wearing fairy wings, plastic princess crowns or backpacks featuring child-entertainment groups in an attempt to be "cute" and "squishy"- ie. The Wiggles, Hi-5, the Teletubbies, Bob The Builder are a popular choice for bodily promotion)--- yet at the same time, strive to be adult-ish.

The ways in which FEMALE Grinners attempt to be "grown-up" is by hanging out with large male-dominated groups, who generally also stray fondly into the Grinspoon Fan category, although the occassional silently brooding goth who trails within these groups can be found. They also enjoy jumping of the backs or shoulders of the males in these groups, showing off their lack of bodily fat and muscle tone. Many dance like hippies, act like Avril Lavigne (yet at the same time insist on their hate towards her) and purposely act like a "dork" to appear "cool" amongst their peers.

MALE Grinners are somewhat the same, but due to double standards do not choose to hang out in large groups of girls ("gay") but prefer to hang in mostly all-male groups or groups with 1 or 2 girls (Usually the girlfriends of other mates). Male Grinners usually select 1 or 2 close fellow Grinner males and become "wild" partakers in mosh-pits, frequently brandishing the "rock on" finger gesture and pretend to be deeply rooted in the music surrounding them, so much so they can enter what is known as the GRINSPOON trance, in which it does not matter how many weaker beings may be hurt or have the Grinner's sweaty armpit in their face in the process, but they aim to cause CHAOS or "death" circles. Or as we prefer to call them, "Circles of Grin".

Note: Grinspoon Fan is a term that does not actually apply to the good fans of the great band Grinspoon, but rather those that show up at any show looking like the description above, and acting like they have a right to be stupid.

For examples of Grinspoon Fans, see definition.

Grinspoon Fan by J.Lax & Minions July 20, 2008

Grinspoon

A Grinspoon is Australian slang for the spoon used to cook drugs before shooting up

Pass us ya Grinspoon brah

Grinspoon by 1manbanned June 25, 2019

grinspoon

Were a fucking great band.
Now a fucking shit band.
Their first LP 'Grinspoon's Guide To Better Living' remains one of the best albums of the last 10 years or so. Their follow up 'Easy' was also great. With the third LP 'New Detention' they were struggling a bit but still okay. Their latest release, 'Thrills Kills and Sunday Pills' signifies the end of an era in Australian rock music.
For other originally great bands with downhill-spiralling careers, see green day, offspring and silverchair.

Person One: "Hey do you like Grinspoon? I just got their newest CD! It rocks! Do they have any others?"
Person Two: "I hate you."

grinspoon by JesusWritesPunkSongs January 23, 2005