Jon's definitions

tiberian sun

Probably the best rts ever. It was the groundbreaker for all other rts's, it made commands like "attack here" become noticably needed.

Tiberian Sun was the last great game made by Westwood. Ever since EA took over, things have gotten shitty.

by Jon May 1, 2005

The Lord of the Rings

One of the most successful trilogies of all time, in the forms of literature and film. It chronicles the parallel adventures of Frodo Baggins, and Aragorn, Heir of Gondor.

For some reason, people on UrbanDictionary.com feel that they have to compare this trilogy to J.K. Rowling's seven-part book/movie series Harry Potter

The Lord of the Rings should have swept every single Oscar.

by Jon February 7, 2004

fuckface

used whenever talking about my sisters old boyfriend who likes to hit girls. a sign of a fuckface is someone who likes to sit on cowboy boots during sex and pretends its and accident.

Sis: I can't believe i dated that fuckface
Me: Ya i know, i bet he's at home sitting on a cowboy boot right now

by Jon November 6, 2004

Taker

noun - someone who likes it in the backdoor usually very often

Joey is a taker, he loves getting it in the butt

by Jon November 11, 2003

t-bang

A sex position in which the female lies in an "L" shape with her legs in the air. The male stands over her, points his phallus downwards, and proceeds to ram her until ejacutlation. Usually done for bragging rights.

I t-banged that slut just like Peter North would've

by Jon November 4, 2003

Konglish

The Korean version of Japanese Engrish. Essentially, how certain English phrases get translated into Korean:
digital -> digtaur
camera -> kamera
cellphone ->handapone

"I sorry. I can only speak in the Konglish."

by Jon March 2, 2004

himan

A creature with four eyes.

Mami likes drawing text pictures of himans when talking on AIM. ==;;;;;;

by Jon June 19, 2005