Johnny the Homicidal Maniac's definitions

going postal

Basicly, "going postal" is pulling a uzi, assault rifle or most any other firearm out from under your jacket and going nuts. That is, wasting anyone and anything you see, and then probably yourself. A bit like going apeshit.

Jim had left another burning paper bag of crap on John's doorstep, so John retaliated by going postal on his ass.

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac August 19, 2004

dead arm

When you get hit really hard at the base of your arm and the whole thing goes numb.
Also an amusing game which basically involves a sucker punch in an attempt to kill the other person's arm. Success is met with much hilarity among tards, and wild exclamations of "dead arm".

liek omg dood, my arm is teh dead!


1. . 2. . 3. . *THWACK* HAHAHAHAHA DEAD ARM DEAD ARM AHHAHAHAHA

by Johnny the Homicidal Maniac April 13, 2005

swim

Someone Who Isn't Me. Most people use this abbreviation when telling some story about them doing something unsavoury, to avoid reprimand.

1337_R0xor: Last week Swim got wasted and burned down a bus shelter!!!!1

T3h_N00b: 1337!!!11

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac December 4, 2004

Rufous

Often used to describe a person, object or action which would otherwise be considered "cool" "rad" or "jammin'"

"Yo dawg, your grandmother looks rufous in those leg warmers."

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac July 26, 2004

jk

Just kidding. Used at the end of a sentence to make it completely void, therefore contributing nothing to the conversation and wasting everyone's time.
Therefore used mainly by n00bs and tards.

Tard:I hate your country, I hate your culture, and I hate your FACE! jk
Someone else: stfu

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac December 28, 2005

pavement dance

What happens when two people are walking towards each other on a pavement, but both try to go the same way to dodge each other. That is, one sidesteps to their own right and one sidesteps to their own left. Sometimes the move is repeated immediately after, with the dancers sidestepping in the opposite direction.

John pavement danced with 3 strangers on his way to work.

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac August 18, 2004

Safe Hands

Declared when gropeage takes place. If the gropee (person being groped) is too shy to deter the groper, others can intervene with cries of "SAFE HANDS!!11!" to save the gropee from gropeage.

*Bowen grabs Amy around the thighs, slowly slipping his hands up towards her beltline*
Amy: Oo-er *concerned look*
Fabio: SAFE HANDS BOWEN, 5AF3 HANDZ!11!
Bowen: Damn, pwned. Again.

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac August 21, 2005