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Hague'd

The act of being arraigned and/or detained by a War Crimes Tribunal in The Hague.
The International Criminal Tribunal for the former Yugoslavia Hague'd Milosevic's fat ass.
by Johnny Pseudonym April 20, 2008
mugGet the Hague'dmug.

You're nothing but dust and ashes

Realist- You're nothing but dust and ashes
Satanist- No! I'm Ikazloka, Dark God of the 9th circle of Pain!
by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005
mugGet the You're nothing but dust and ashesmug.

magick

Something that; although you might be tempted to believe, just isn't real. Like free health care.
I don't care what the witch's manual says, it's all fake. Honestly? Do you TimeWarner would really print something like that?
by Johnny Pseudonym August 26, 2005
mugGet the magickmug.

Golgatha

'Skull Place', otherwise known as calvary hill, it was the place where Christ and other more deserving criminals were taken to be crucified or otherwise simply executed.
" Not born, Shit into Existance!"- NoMan of Golgotha
by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005
mugGet the Golgathamug.

hippy

Someone who rejects war and military actions, simply because the Conservatives who support those actions also try to limit the ways in which the pathetic jerks can alter their consciousness.
Every time a person eats a steak, a Hippy loses his high.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005
mugGet the hippymug.

trucker hat

A baseball hat with a mesh backing, the quintessential accessory of scumbag-chic fashion. It's one of the many Paradoxes of American School-age Culture: Rich kids paying out the ass to look like the kids they make fun of.
John Q. Public dumped a pail of garbage on John Doe's head, stating he only wanted to make the financially-disproportionated youth feel at home. He then placed a filthy Von Dutch Trucker hat on his head and heading home to smoke some butts and play Xbox.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 12, 2006
mugGet the trucker hatmug.

Prima Falsey

When it is immediately obvious that a Female is padding her breasts.
Joe: Aww, she's hot!

Slug: Maybe, but allow me to introduce Prima Falsey evidence.

Joe: What?

Slug: Her tits are padded, dude.
by Johnny Pseudonym November 3, 2007
mugGet the Prima Falseymug.

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