Johnny Pseudonym's definitions
by Johnny Pseudonym April 20, 2008

Realist- You're nothing but dust and ashes
Satanist- No! I'm Ikazloka, Dark God of the 9th circle of Pain!
Satanist- No! I'm Ikazloka, Dark God of the 9th circle of Pain!
by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

I don't care what the witch's manual says, it's all fake. Honestly? Do you TimeWarner would really print something like that?
by Johnny Pseudonym August 26, 2005

'Skull Place', otherwise known as calvary hill, it was the place where Christ and other more deserving criminals were taken to be crucified or otherwise simply executed.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005

Someone who rejects war and military actions, simply because the Conservatives who support those actions also try to limit the ways in which the pathetic jerks can alter their consciousness.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005

A baseball hat with a mesh backing, the quintessential accessory of scumbag-chic fashion. It's one of the many Paradoxes of American School-age Culture: Rich kids paying out the ass to look like the kids they make fun of.
John Q. Public dumped a pail of garbage on John Doe's head, stating he only wanted to make the financially-disproportionated youth feel at home. He then placed a filthy Von Dutch Trucker hat on his head and heading home to smoke some butts and play Xbox.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 12, 2006

Joe: Aww, she's hot!
Slug: Maybe, but allow me to introduce Prima Falsey evidence.
Joe: What?
Slug: Her tits are padded, dude.
Slug: Maybe, but allow me to introduce Prima Falsey evidence.
Joe: What?
Slug: Her tits are padded, dude.
by Johnny Pseudonym November 3, 2007
