Definitions by Johnny Pseudonym

ILFILF

I'd Like to Fuck I'd Like to Fuck

Face it, this is the last ILF that nobodies done.

ILFILF by Johnny Pseudonym April 11, 2005

Johnny Pseudonym 

My attempt at being a wise-ass.

Receptionist- Name please?
Me- John Pseudonym
Receptionist-...Security!

Johnny Pseudonym by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

You're nothing but dust and ashes 

It's true, you're not God.

Realist- You're nothing but dust and ashes
Satanist- No! I'm Ikazloka, Dark God of the 9th circle of Pain!

You're nothing but dust and ashes by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

San Giorgio 

Brand of pasta, named in honor of St. George the Dragon Slayer; an early turkish christian knight who saved a pagan syrian town from a dragon and had a mean recipe for Vermicelli in Vodka sauce.

Tony, go get me a box of San Giorgio you brain-dead Bag of Shit!

San Giorgio by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

hoagie 

Old Pennsylvanianish term refering to a Submarine Sandwich.

Gimme' a Italian Hoagie to go...

hoagie by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

Regression 

A stress-related defense mechanism. Involves reverting to immature behavior when presented with a stressful situation or hurtful information.

The Europeans were very regressive when they realised that Paris and London had been replaced by New York and Rio de Janiero.

Regression by Johnny Pseudonym January 21, 2005

my dinner with satan 

A horrible time. I was told hotdogs were on the menu, yet when I arrived, there was only sauerkraut. Sick bastard.

My dinner with satan was terrible.

my dinner with satan by Johnny Pseudonym January 21, 2005