Formerly Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger, successor of John Paul II. So far he hasn't done much; but that's why he as chosen. The Conclave didn't want another long papacy. (It should be noted that he entered the Hitler youth when membership was complusory. He didn't have a choice in the matter.)
by Johnny Pseudonym August 02, 2005
A double-edged sword. No human has the true authority to condemn someone to death, however, The Death Penalty does seem satisfying in some specific cases.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005
Just one of the many simple pawns in a plot for world domination, which is spearheaded by the diabolical Faile. Arch-nemesis of the benevolent and omnisence Mr. DeNacho.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005
Realist- You're nothing but dust and ashes
Satanist- No! I'm Ikazloka, Dark God of the 9th circle of Pain!
Satanist- No! I'm Ikazloka, Dark God of the 9th circle of Pain!
by Johnny Pseudonym January 26, 2005
Operation COITERS was to be the State Department's Official foray into a series of successive Humanitarian Sex campaigns, aimed a bringing the joys of copulation to even the most ugly and charmless people the world over. However several setbacks, including budgetary constraints and extremely shallow Federal Agents, permanently grounded the project.
by Johnny Pseudonym February 01, 2008
A baseball hat with a mesh backing, the quintessential accessory of scumbag-chic fashion. It's one of the many Paradoxes of American School-age Culture: Rich kids paying out the ass to look like the kids they make fun of.
John Q. Public dumped a pail of garbage on John Doe's head, stating he only wanted to make the financially-disproportionated youth feel at home. He then placed a filthy Von Dutch Trucker hat on his head and heading home to smoke some butts and play Xbox.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 06, 2006
Group founded in 18th century Bavaria by Adam Weishaupt; they claimed to possess the true right to the illumination of Christ. They also had republican political views(that is, anti-monarchial, not part of the conservative american political party of today)Thus the Order of Illuminati quickly arose the aiur of the Jesuits and the Catholic Church for their objection to church doctrine and the right of kings. It was in 1785, the Bavarian goverment, fearing Papal retribution; banned the Illuminati from gathering and group membership dwindled until it died. Though it hasn't stopped the Conspiracy theorists; who claim that the Illuminati control world affairs by orchestrating wars and playing both sides so as to keep global events well under their thumbs. This is because most Conspiracy theorists are insane hippies who hate the federal goverment for outlawing psychedelic drugs and bestiality.
Itanimulli is Illuminati spelled backwards. It also happens to be my neighbor's name. Coincidence? Yes.
by Johnny Pseudonym July 31, 2005