Johnny Pseudonym's definitions

Transhumanism

A post-modern theory that posits on the perceived benefit to Mankind of having a Cuisinart installed in your rectum.

In the Future, questioning the Transhumanism movement will directly result in the offending party having their body reduced to it's base molecules.

by Johnny Pseudonym February 1, 2008

Nuke

Verb.

Drive-by Vandalism, usually preformed with a semi or fully automatic paintball gun.

Timmy Smith pissed a lot of people off. So it wasn't really a suprise when his house got nuked with several thousand neon orange .68 paintballs.

by Johnny Pseudonym December 28, 2005

Pope Benedict XVI

Formerly Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger, successor of John Paul II. So far he hasn't done much; but that's why he as chosen. The Conclave didn't want another long papacy. (It should be noted that he entered the Hitler youth when membership was complusory. He didn't have a choice in the matter.)

Pope Benedict XVI wears a funny hat.

by Johnny Pseudonym August 28, 2005

Vatican

World's smallest nation. Traditional home of the Pope and the College of Cardinals.

Stop blaming the Vatican for the crimes of the Teutons.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005

Hydrokenesis

The most common display of mental power, it's the excretion of Urine.

Bill used Hydrokenesis to make the toliet seat very icky.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 20, 2005

I'd rather convert to Satanism

Phrase used to denote extreme reluctance to do a specified task or activity.

Alphonso: Hey, wanna' go with me to Utah?

Gregor: Hells no, I'd rather convert to Satanism.

by Johnny Pseudonym October 10, 2005

magick

Something that; although you might be tempted to believe, just isn't real. Like free health care.

I don't care what the witch's manual says, it's all fake. Honestly? Do you TimeWarner would really print something like that?

by Johnny Pseudonym August 26, 2005