Bretto

Rare, one of a kind fuckwit. Usually associated with homosexuality and strange indulgent activities with monkeys.
"Did you see Bretto on the news? He fucks monkeys..."
by Johnny January 12, 2004
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fart master

One who outstinks all others in a fart contest.
The fart master had us all gasping for air.
by Johnny May 18, 2003
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Mullet

The most tragic haircut of all times.
Short and Spiked at the front, long and stringy at the back.

Became fashionable in the 1970's in former Soviet-Bloc Eastern Europe where every single Soccerplayer seemed to possess one.

Migrated to Western Europe and America in the 1980's where Hair Metal bands/fans and Wrestlers had them in abundance.

Exist even today in the enlightened 21st Century. More popular among the trailer trash set.
Billy Ray Cyrus had an astonishing wicked mullet in the Achy Breaky Heart video. Tied up of course, but a mullet nonetheless.

Eddie Guerrero had a shocking mullet up until 2 years ago.

There is a picture on mulletsgalore.com of a black Jazz musician from the 1920's with an Afro-Mullet. Quite possibly the scariest sight you will see!
by Johnny July 09, 2004
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Chiblexican

A person of Chinese Black and Mexican background.
Wow, look at all the Chiblexicans.
by Johnny April 30, 2004
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double dipped

Past tense of dipping a chip twice into dip.
from Seinfeld:
"Did you just double-dip that chip?"
"Excuse me?"
"You double-dipped the chip."
"Double-dipped? What are you talking about?"
"You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again."
"So?"
"That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip. Look, from now on when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it."
by johnny December 24, 2003
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Bdogg

the tightest-ass mofo in the entire fricking world.
Damn, you know Bdogg? He banged your mom and she loved.
by johnny December 20, 2003
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firm delicious

1. adj. meaning better than the best, originally used to describe eating an uncooked gas station burrito
2. the name of a band that existed between 2002-2004 in central Illinois
"Man, I saw the Quannum tour last weekend. That shit was the firm delicous!"
by Johnny April 22, 2004
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