Johnny's definitions

FLIP

the female gentialia
or
any sexual act that the speaker does not wish to speak of aloud

So we were... erm... doin' the flip...

by Johnny December 8, 2003

ridgemont high

Sweetest teen movie ever, often payed homage to by Family Guy, and in the music video "Stacey's Mom". Jeff Spicoli is the dude of the century, says Dude.com.

Guy 1 "Ridgemont high kicks the asses of all the other teen movies"
Guy 2: "Yeah, except Breakfast club!"
Guy1: "Oh yeah, that was a sweet movie"

by Johnny November 17, 2004

fomf

Fuck off Mother Fucker

This boy asked to copy my homework. and i told him FOMF

by Johnny March 1, 2004

deucewaffle

A word that originated in Connecticut, at the high school i go to. The words definition depends on the context: it is used often because it sounds pretty funnny. It can be used as a verb, noun, or adjective. It could mean crappy, sub-par, and in some cases other things, like defecate.

(noun): Dude, this test is a deucewaffle! (this test sucks)

(verb): Alright, i'm gonna go take a deucewaffle. (i'm gonna take a poop)

(adj): Wow, that new girl in school has a deucewaffle face!

by Johnny March 18, 2004

flop

the male genitalia

He is such a cum-faced flopnocker

by Johnny December 8, 2003

TittyMan

the super hero who plays with his nipples and grabs others nipples and powerbombs them

"oh shit! here comes TittyMan

by johnny April 9, 2003

Hamam

The biggest Pimp you can find on your block

Yo, look at that Hamam, you know hes just about to beat that biatch

by johnny March 18, 2003