104 definitions by Johnny

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Ancronym (the first T is commonly ignored, intended to have each letter spelt out "H-O-T-D" and not pronounced as "Hot Dee") for The House of the Dead a now classic Arcade Shooter (traditional aim your gun at a screen and fire and aim off the screen to reload and nothing else type game) about two agents from a paranormal defense organization on a mission to thwart the plans of a madman making animatronic creatures under the disguise of zombies.
"One of my favorite arcade games is THotD"
by Johnny March 17, 2005
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toilet paper that makes it feel as if you are wiping your ass with clouds made out of silk.
After using Charmin, my anus felt clean and refreshed.
by Johnny December 20, 2003
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similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash
i didn't even realize i was gettin a schlumpkin until she flushed the toilet...
by Johnny May 18, 2004
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A place where I get my daily supply of weed and experiment with the latest designer drugs. And a place where I learn how to make drugs too.
Kid: I'm going to school, mom.
Mom: That's my boy. I'm so proud that you like school so much.
by Johnny September 18, 2003
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when countless monotonous hours are spent gazing at an online webforum, namely revscene, you try to boost your popularity by beginning to develop words that no one can understand.
guy1 - Have you met those two guys in the photo forum, azn angel and salar?!
guy2 - YEAH! they're fuckin schwicked!
by Johnny March 11, 2005
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bump or line of coke
My friend Johnny spends his weekends fucking russian immigrant hookers and doing scooby crumbs.
by Johnny December 15, 2003
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