John the Heeb's definitions
(n) near oral stimulation of the penis. The act in which one shows all the signs of giving a blow job but stops short of making mouth penis contact.
Example 1
"Marsha, did you blow that guy?"
"I was an inch away from his cock, but changed my mind... I just fauxlatioed him."
Example 2:
"Dude, I spent $250 on the date and she just sniffed around the junk before she called it a night,
"Bro, that sucks.... you got fauxlatio"
"Marsha, did you blow that guy?"
"I was an inch away from his cock, but changed my mind... I just fauxlatioed him."
Example 2:
"Dude, I spent $250 on the date and she just sniffed around the junk before she called it a night,
"Bro, that sucks.... you got fauxlatio"
by john the heeb January 2, 2010
Get the Fauxlatiomug. "Helene, I had sex with that Russian guy last night, OMG he got his spunknik all over my hair"
"Comerade, I just left a huge spunknik on Natashas ass"
"Comerade, I just left a huge spunknik on Natashas ass"
by John the Heeb March 5, 2009
Get the Spunknikmug. A woman attractive only be the standars of the mostly male, mostly geek filled Information Technology sector.
A average looking woman who instantly becomes more attractive as she is one of the few women in a male dominated I.T. working environment.
A average looking woman who instantly becomes more attractive as she is one of the few women in a male dominated I.T. working environment.
"Dude, that chick is a 10" - Sam
"Take a look at this room bro, she's the only one who has boobs and doesn't program in Pearl... she's I.T. hot, but in the real world a 4 at most "- John
"Take a look at this room bro, she's the only one who has boobs and doesn't program in Pearl... she's I.T. hot, but in the real world a 4 at most "- John
by John the Heeb March 8, 2012
Get the I.T. Hotmug. Art of “throwing” one's farts in such a way that the sound and/or smell seems to come from a source other than the farter.
A person who practices the art is called an ventriloquist.
A person who practices the art is called an ventriloquist.
"Trey,I was in the middle of the room when all of a sudeen I smelled a nasty fart"
"Dude, sorry, was doing my fartriloquism act, I was aiming for Anthony."
"Dude, sorry, was doing my fartriloquism act, I was aiming for Anthony."
by John the Heeb January 16, 2009
Get the fartriloquism mug. "Becky, while John was eating me out last night he give clitslap... I nearly hit the ceiling.. it weas awesome."
by John the Heeb December 16, 2008
Get the Clitslapmug. "Jeanna showed some real girlsticles by going skydiving"
"Linda, I don't want to go in there, Eric is with his new girlfriend."
"Stacey, grow some girlsticles and show him what he's missing"
"Damn, did you see the set of girlsticles on Candice, she just punched that dude"
"Linda, I don't want to go in there, Eric is with his new girlfriend."
"Stacey, grow some girlsticles and show him what he's missing"
"Damn, did you see the set of girlsticles on Candice, she just punched that dude"
by john the heeb May 2, 2009
Get the girlsticlesmug. John bought Stacey a pearl necklace as retail foreplay. It certainly paid off. She blew him before the gift wrap hit the floor.
by John the Heeb January 11, 2012
Get the Retail Foreplaymug.