49 definitions by John R.

(1)to pass intestinal gas thru the rectum and anus to the outer air
(2)discharge gas from the vagina,such as when it has been pumped up with air by intercourse with the position such that butt is in the air and head is down on the bed
(1) he farted silently and cleared the room, blaming the dog

(2)he came, then withdrew. She emitted a loud fart as she relaxed and lay down on her stomach
by John R. December 9, 2003
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2nd best sexual lubricant on this planet
She put 5 drops of Astroglide in the reservoir tip condom before she rolled it onto me, and once I was in her I didn't even know I had a condom on.
by John R. December 9, 2003
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This snapdragon was so desparate to sell me some bogus stock that he offered to smoke my white owl.
by John R. November 1, 2003
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She's a good ride; she lets me come over, we have some wine, she lets me mount her at least twice a week. She bucks, I cum, we part. She doesn't insist that I sleep over.
by John R. January 3, 2004
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sexual intercourse with the female on top of the male (who lies on his back). The position is akin to her riding a bucking bronco.
She figures I'm a pretty good ride, she strips me, sucks my dick up hard, peels off her panties and straddles me. She guides me into her snatch, then rides me until either I cum or she cums and can't take the sensation anymore. If she comes first, then she finishes me with a hand job or she sucks me off.
by John R. January 3, 2004
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a condom which is already treated with lubricant inside the package
her pussy was a mite dry last night so I rolled on a lube before I mounted her
by John R. December 9, 2003
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