Astroglide

2nd best sexual lubricant on this planet
She put 5 drops of Astroglide in the reservoir tip condom before she rolled it onto me, and once I was in her I didn't even know I had a condom on.
by John R. December 09, 2003
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bareback

She told me that she had passed thru menopause, a whole year without a period, that I needn't use a condom. I mounted her slowly, getting further in by an inch with each thrust. "oh, this is my first bareback sex in 15 years, she said langorously. Fuck me, John, come for me.
by John R. December 09, 2003
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Bird

A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, meaning a cum-shot in the bird is better than 2 cum-shots over the tits or on the belly (beaver)
by John R. December 10, 2003
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Bird

twat, cunt, labia, vagina, you get the idea....a women's genitalia
I was a virgin until Bob mounted my bird.
by John R. December 10, 2003
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dummy load

1) an artificial antenna (one which does not radiate radio energy, therefore does not communicate)

2) something (or someone) who absorbs energy but gives nothing in return

3) an male ejaculate that contains no sperm (that is, he has had a vasectomy)
1) he put a dummy load on the transmitter to test it (without it radiating and possibly interfering with other communications).

2) Nigel's a dummy load.

3) He delivered a dummy load into the box.
by John R. December 24, 2003
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Load

Just as she finished rolling the condom onto my dick I blew my load.
by John R. December 10, 2003
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cornhole

The part of a stock broker's body that you stick your dick into.
I bent the broker over in the parking lot and ram my rod up his cornhole.
by John R. November 01, 2003
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