chez

late-60s synonym for noun 'cum', 'jizz', or 'ejaculate'

He came back into the dance from his car with chez stains on his pants.

She came home from the dance with chez on her satin dress.

by John R. December 30, 2003

joint

penis, male organ, cock

He slipped his joint into her.

He pulled down his pants and was waving his joint around.

by John R. January 02, 2004

precum

The pearlescent drop of cloudy sticky fluid that forms at the tip of the penis after visual or physical stimulation

"She had teased his cock for nigh on 20 minutes. Just before she began to suck him,she found a drop of precum oozing from his meatus.She licked it off with apparent relish and smiled up at him."

His cock oozed pre cum as he watched the porno flick

by John R. December 08, 2003

cock ring

an elastic ring which fits around the base of the penis. It constricts the veins which drain blood from the penis, thereby strengthening an erection. Bought cheaply in automotive parts stores as "O-rings", they are black in colour. Also available in sex shops which sell vibrators, condoms, etc.Also increases the sensation during ejaculation as it constricts the urethra.

I had been having trouble maintaining an erection with her, as I was very nervous. We had some wine, which helped, but then she cut the end out of a condom and rolled it backwards onto me, forming a cock ring at the base of my dick. After that, I had no problems.

by John R. December 09, 2003

manhole cover

women's underwear

i urgently wanted to mount her, so I slipped her manhole cover to the side and pierced her lips rather than waste time peeling off her underpants

by John R. December 08, 2003

omar the tentmaker

a reference to oversized clothing (usually on fat people)

her underwear must have been made by Omar the tentmaker.

she got that dress from Omar the tentmaker

by John R. December 09, 2003

DE

"from", commonly used on the internet and in Amateur Radio

best regards de your loverboy

by John R. December 15, 2003