She put 5 drops of Astroglide in the reservoir tip condom before she rolled it onto me, and once I was in her I didn't even know I had a condom on.
by John R. December 09, 2003
She told me that she had passed thru menopause, a whole year without a period, that I needn't use a condom. I mounted her slowly, getting further in by an inch with each thrust. "oh, this is my first bareback sex in 15 years, she said langorously. Fuck me, John, come for me.
by John R. December 09, 2003
A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, meaning a cum-shot in the bird is better than 2 cum-shots over the tits or on the belly (beaver)
by John R. December 10, 2003
by John R. December 10, 2003
1) an artificial antenna (one which does not radiate radio energy, therefore does not communicate)
2) something (or someone) who absorbs energy but gives nothing in return
3) an male ejaculate that contains no sperm (that is, he has had a vasectomy)
2) something (or someone) who absorbs energy but gives nothing in return
3) an male ejaculate that contains no sperm (that is, he has had a vasectomy)
1) he put a dummy load on the transmitter to test it (without it radiating and possibly interfering with other communications).
2) Nigel's a dummy load.
3) He delivered a dummy load into the box.
2) Nigel's a dummy load.
3) He delivered a dummy load into the box.
by John R. December 24, 2003
by John R. December 10, 2003
by John R. November 01, 2003