John R.'s definitions

tummy

that delicious curve below a woman's navel

Her tummy really turns me on since she started wearing low-cut briefs and no belt

by John R. December 9, 2003

bearded clam

unshaved vulva that hides the wonderous vaginal opening

Her bearded clam was closed, but I pried it open with my fingers, transferred her love juices to the head of my dick, and gently began to slip it to her.

by John R. January 2, 2004

Los Osos

Bearer bonds

Stock broker term for bogus bonds.

by John R. October 31, 2003

penelope ruth

Love of my life.....my WHOLE life.

I shud have been more-attentive to Penelope Ruth

by John R. January 2, 2004

DE

"from", commonly used on the internet and in Amateur Radio

best regards de your loverboy

by John R. December 15, 2003

reservoir tip

the closed end of a (male) condom; the diameter of the condom is greatly reduced for the last 1/2-to-3/4".This small chamber reduces the pressure of semen in the end of the condom, reducing the risk of the condom breaking.

She squashed the reservoir tip of the condom with her thumb and forefinger as she rolled the 'lube' onto his erect penis.

by John R. December 9, 2003

mount

(1) when a male animal moves on and into the female for mating.
(2) when the female animal moves onto the male penis for mating.

We drank, kissed, talked for 20 minutes. I kissed her again, then nuzzled her neck, brushing against her breasts. She complained ofbeing warm andpulled off her sweater. I undressed and asked her if she would join me in bed. She quickly stripped, lay down beside me, and pressed her tits and belly against me. Then she rolled onto her back, raised her knees off the bed, and I was finally able to mount her, ramming my cock deep into her vagina on the 4th thrust.

by John R. December 8, 2003