When one has "the hat" he is typically doing extremely well. For example, he may have a flash car, nice house, fit wife, etc.
by John Delonge April 08, 2006
"AFH" stands for "away from home" and is the act of taking a shit anywhere outside of the comfort of your own home. Particuarily applies to taking a shit at your friends house.
by John Delonge April 08, 2006
“Oh fuck. Jim has taken my credit cards, and last night he hypnotised me and made me reveal all my bank details and PIN numbers. Now he’s drained all the money from all my accounts, bought a Thai bride and a plane and flew to Cuba where he’ll no doubt take over some seedy drug ring and use my hard, earned cash to buy hookers, cocaine and god knows what else. Fuck, I totally got shitflapped.”
“I knew I wouldn’t get the tenner back, Jim is well known for shitflapping.”
"Ben took your girlfriend? Hmmm, shitslap."
“I knew I wouldn’t get the tenner back, Jim is well known for shitflapping.”
"Ben took your girlfriend? Hmmm, shitslap."
by John Delonge April 08, 2006
An old game by the name of Monster Rancher 1 & 2 used to have a small, fat, boneless creature called a Gaboo.
Therefore, it became commonplace by its players to call anyone short and fat a “gaboo”, a “gaboo” can also be any person that is particularly gutless and cowardly.
Therefore, it became commonplace by its players to call anyone short and fat a “gaboo”, a “gaboo” can also be any person that is particularly gutless and cowardly.
by John Delonge April 08, 2006
"You took on three polar bears and the entire Nazi army on your own with only a potato gun? Shnickshnack!"
by John Delonge April 08, 2006
1) Something, usually a task, that is extremely difficult to perform and thus causes considerable stress as one feels completely unable to do it.
2) When a man lays on top of a woman and thrusts his penis into her mouth, often a violent action.
3) When one receives shot in the head, typically with a gun.
2) When a man lays on top of a woman and thrusts his penis into her mouth, often a violent action.
3) When one receives shot in the head, typically with a gun.
1) "For fuck's sake! That maths exam was a totaly skull fuck."
2) "Coming to mine for a skull fuck?"
3) "Heard about Johnny "The Hat" Bastardtooth?"
"Yeah, Billy the Arse pirate gave him a skull fuck."
2) "Coming to mine for a skull fuck?"
3) "Heard about Johnny "The Hat" Bastardtooth?"
"Yeah, Billy the Arse pirate gave him a skull fuck."
by John Delonge April 08, 2006
by John Delonge April 08, 2006