John's definitions

Goody gumdrops

A sarcastic usage of which expresses happiness or pleasure.

"I'm going to give you $1,000"
"Goody gumdrops"

by john February 25, 2004

chicken soup

Slang for legitimate.

Nah man it's completely chicken soup.

by john February 25, 2004

dry farming

Humping someone with your clothes on.

Tom and Sara were dry farming.

by John February 26, 2004

quattro

All Wheel Drive German performance. Brought to you only by AUDI.

I crashed my fucking car, I wish I had an Audi Quattro!!!

by John February 28, 2004

Fuckulate

to fuck vigoriously ; Fuck fastly

God Gena, you fuckulate

by John February 28, 2004

plunk

Intercourse. The act of having sex.

That Nick McKenzie, you know, the one who lives on South Beach and drives an Audi TT.., anyway, he really loves to plunk gay men who hang out with his wife.

by John March 2, 2004

Shop-Rite

A place where you go to work when your a freshman, and you have to deal with old annoying people constantly.

Often made fun of by other students that have far better jobs.

Tim: "Where do you work?"
Me: "Shop-Rite."
Tim: "Loser..."

by John March 2, 2004