Joel's definitions

Thumbs

A wooden monkey with only one thumb.

"Thumbs fell off the ledge and broke a thumb off"

by Joel January 9, 2004

TOMTB

Acronym: Taking Off My Training Bra

<15 Year Old Guy>: What are you doing now?
<40 Year Old Guy>: TOMTB
<15 Year Old Guy>: I'm so hot, I want you now.

by Joel March 28, 2004

mission impossible

a codename for a homosexual obsession with tom cruise, usually originating in boys named pete. who think they are fucking awesome.

"man my mission impossible is really acting up today."
"yeah i know, i saw the stains."

by joel June 22, 2004

lower case g

Young ganster (gangsta), gangster's child

I been pimpin' hoes since i was a lower case g

by Joel April 14, 2005

o'dark hundred

they use it in the military

o'dark hundred are the hours before the sun comes up

oh shit, I gotta wake up at o'dark hundred tomorrow morning

by joel April 11, 2000

Diephobe

Any person who is afraid or unwilling to admit that God is real and that the only way to Him is through His Son, Jesus Christ.

Atheists and agnostics are Diephobes.

by Joel November 16, 2004

say what

A term habitually used by African-American women after learning surprising news.

Mashantelle: I heard dat Latifette gots her hair all done in braids!

Latoyifa: Say whaaat?

Mashantelle: Mm-hm, girlfriend!

by Joel April 12, 2005