Joel's definitions
Mashantelle: I heard dat Latifette gots her hair all done in braids!
Latoyifa: Say whaaat?
Mashantelle: Mm-hm, girlfriend!
Latoyifa: Say whaaat?
Mashantelle: Mm-hm, girlfriend!
by Joel April 12, 2005

by Joel December 14, 2003

to pump a dump,back one out, ride the porcelein horse, feed the porcelein monster, hang a boris, lay a cable=DO A SHIT
by joel October 16, 2004

by Joel July 24, 2003

over use of affectionate terms or actions to show ones feelings for another... often to the point where ones masculinity is questioned...
so there sarah ja`net
so there sarah ja`net
A guy sends gifts, sweet sayings, extra nice things to his girlfriend to try and make her feel special.
but does it all the time
but does it all the time
by Joel September 10, 2004

Tinky Winky is the tallest (and most noticable) Telletubby.
He is purple, with a purple triangle-shaped stem on his head. He enjoys singing, dancing, toting his pink purse, and most likely frequenting gay clubs after a hard day in Telletubby land.
He is purple, with a purple triangle-shaped stem on his head. He enjoys singing, dancing, toting his pink purse, and most likely frequenting gay clubs after a hard day in Telletubby land.
Dipsy: Tinky Winky! Will you play with Laa-Laa's ball?
Tinky Winky: Dipsy, you and I both know you aren't articulate enough to form those sentences!
Dipsy: Oh... Erm, Tinky-Winky play with ball?
Tinky Winky: How about we play with two, big boy?
Dipsy: (cries)
Tinky Winky: Dipsy, you and I both know you aren't articulate enough to form those sentences!
Dipsy: Oh... Erm, Tinky-Winky play with ball?
Tinky Winky: How about we play with two, big boy?
Dipsy: (cries)
by Joel April 13, 2005

Any food that has fallen on the ground is allowed a maximum of 5 seconds before it is left as trash.
Well...I picked up this banana before it was on the ground for longer than 5 seconds. That's the 5 second rule.
by Joel July 9, 2004
