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say what

A term habitually used by African-American women after learning surprising news.
Mashantelle: I heard dat Latifette gots her hair all done in braids!

Latoyifa: Say whaaat?

Mashantelle: Mm-hm, girlfriend!
by Joel April 12, 2005
mugGet the say whatmug.

Fa-der-o-lo-gist

A person who cuts, shaves, and trims hair, and beards. An expert in grooming
by Joel December 14, 2003
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snap a grogan

to pump a dump,back one out, ride the porcelein horse, feed the porcelein monster, hang a boris, lay a cable=DO A SHIT
man i really needed to snap that grogan, it touched the bottom while still connected
by joel October 16, 2004
mugGet the snap a groganmug.

all about

an indication that one is enthusiastically for a certain thing
"You want to go to the beach?"
"Hell yeah! I am ALL ABOUT htting the surf!"
by Joel July 24, 2003
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soppy

over use of affectionate terms or actions to show ones feelings for another... often to the point where ones masculinity is questioned...
so there sarah ja`net
A guy sends gifts, sweet sayings, extra nice things to his girlfriend to try and make her feel special.
but does it all the time
by Joel September 10, 2004
mugGet the soppymug.

tinky winky

Tinky Winky is the tallest (and most noticable) Telletubby.

He is purple, with a purple triangle-shaped stem on his head. He enjoys singing, dancing, toting his pink purse, and most likely frequenting gay clubs after a hard day in Telletubby land.
Dipsy: Tinky Winky! Will you play with Laa-Laa's ball?

Tinky Winky: Dipsy, you and I both know you aren't articulate enough to form those sentences!

Dipsy: Oh... Erm, Tinky-Winky play with ball?

Tinky Winky: How about we play with two, big boy?

Dipsy: (cries)
by Joel April 13, 2005
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5 second rule

Any food that has fallen on the ground is allowed a maximum of 5 seconds before it is left as trash.
Well...I picked up this banana before it was on the ground for longer than 5 seconds. That's the 5 second rule.
by Joel July 9, 2004
mugGet the 5 second rulemug.

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