Joe_Schmuck's definitions

Countertenor

An adult male vocalist who has pretty much an unbroken voice- (whereas, most blokes' voices break at puberty), and who, as a result of this failure to lose his "baby voice" at puberty, remains able to sing in the vocal tessituras- (ranges, to the non-singer), of the female Alto, Mezzo-soprano, and very occasionally, Soprano, without having to resort to the use of Falsetto- (false voice.)

True Countertenors are a very rare thing. Most blokes who think they're Countertenors are actually Falsettists, who sing in the Countertenor registers, using Falsetto- (false voice.)

by Joe_Schmuck February 1, 2017

Bubble-wrap

A cute nickname what my girlfriend and I call one another pretty much constantly.

"I love you, bubble-wrap".

"I love you too, bubble-wrap".

by Joe_Schmuck June 20, 2022

Sweet spot

The most comfortable and easily reached part of a singer's vocal-range, and the part of their range in which, they sound the best. A singer's sweet spot's also the part of their vocal-range in which they're least likely to strain their voices and damage their vocal-cords while they're singing.

I'm a high Baritone, who's able to sing all the way up from G2 in full-voice to A5 in Falsetto, but my sweet spot lies somewhere between about C4 and F5 in me Falsetto range.

by Joe_Schmuck December 17, 2016

tinydating

1. Dating someone on Tinychat, via webcam.

2. Becoming and carrying on like a couple on Tinychat, via webcam.

3. Being in a romantic relationship on Tinychat, via webcam.

Tinydating: 1. I wonder if Amy would be interested in Tinydating me.

Tinydating: 2. Dave and Becky are probably gunna start Tinydating anytime now.

Tinydating: 3. I've been Tinydating my girlfriend for about a year now.

by Joe_Schmuck May 7, 2016

Jammy

Cockney and general London criminal slang for a police-car, used in this manner due to the fact that police-cars in London- (England), used to have orange and yellow stripes running down the side of them back in the day, which apparently, made them look like jam sandwiches- (short for the London slang-term, "jam sandwich.")

Shit, lads! It's the fuckin' jammy! Scarper!

by Joe_Schmuck August 7, 2017

Sweet spot

The most comfortable and easily reached part of a singer's vocal-range, and the part of their range in which, they sound the best. A singer's sweet spot's also the part of their vocal-range in which they're least likely to strain their voices and damage their vocal-cords while they're singing.

I'm a high Baritone, who's able to sing all the way up from G2 in full-voice to A5 in Falsetto, but my sweet spot lies somewhere between about C4 and F5 in me Falsetto range.

by Joe_Schmuck December 16, 2016

Move it like Beyoncé

A very cheeky request that you make to your gorgeous girlfriend, in order to get her to Twerk for you, to get your mojo working. I say this to my girl all the time, when she and I are alone together.

"Move it like Beyoncé, babygirl!"

by Joe_Schmuck February 5, 2017