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A kind of rambling inbred verbage that only people in the Philly/PA/South Jersey metro area understand among their cliques.
"i was u wanna know why.....so gay (he was really gay) asshole (and he was really an asshole) drank one of mine,,,,and i was pissed then he went in the fridge and drank 1/2 another one....so i didnt even have one because i gave my friend half :( so i just drank beer and made them drive me home like 2ish becuase i was beat! so i was very well bahaved!!" ~Phillyspeak
by JoeNJ2 September 13, 2010
Get the Phillyspeak mug.When looking for a parking spot in a congested place such as a city,that illusionary spot that looks like it's open only to find that it's situated in front of a fire hydrant,valet,handicap spot etc.
Hey it looks like there might be a spot right here...aww fuck you there's a hydrant there - A fuck you spot.
by JoeNJ2 October 3, 2010
Get the Fuck You Spot mug.n.The half lane placed randomly,usually after a stoplight and usually in New Jersey,which challenges the asshole potential of people who will attempt to use it to race in front of everyone else before the lane ends instead of just 'falling in line'.
I'm daring and think I have a pretty fast car,let me try and squeeze in front of these other vehicles. Asshole merge.
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Well sorry I didn't grow up in your little cliques.
Grow up huh?
philly inbred retard
Well sorry I didn't grow up in your little cliques.
Grow up huh?
philly inbred retard
by JoeNJ2 May 10, 2011
Get the philly inbred retard mug.In failadelphia they'd rather backtalk observers than actually work towards something called improvement.
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