JoeNJ2's definitions

Manbrella

Anything used by guys to shield oneself from the rain...bags,boxes,papers etc. Anything other than an actual umbrella.

I'm using this box as my Manbrella.

by JoeNJ2 September 7, 2011

Larry Kinged

The process of old TV hosts getting booted simply because of their age. e.g. Jerry Lewis and eventually Regis Philbin.

Wow I can't believe Jerry Lewis got Larry Kinged this year.

by JoeNJ2 September 6, 2011

Philly Vacation

Lawn chairs on a crowded sidewalk.

A low budget Philly Vacation.

by JoeNJ2 September 4, 2011

paid interruptor

Any worker at a store that always seems to be a distraction to the cashier doing your transaction,thereby resulting in a hightened chance of transaction screwup.

I want 10 dollars gas...oops here comes the paid interruptor!

by JoeNJ2 July 11, 2011

levels of impossibility

The level between a man and a woman he possibly may desire.

I most likely can't get her...1)She's got a better job than me, 2)She's too good looking, 3)She's married, 4)She just had a baby. Those are the levels of impossibility I'd have to get through to even get her attention.

by JoeNJ2 July 7, 2011

bar-b-tude

The frustration and attitude that comes from cooking on a grill.

What bar-b-tude...why do we even bother grilling each year?

by JoeNJ2 July 6, 2011

Lottirony

When checking your lottery ticket,the numbers that come up are the ones just before or after the ones on your ticket.

Oh f you,the numbers right next to the ones I picked. Lottirony.

by JoeNJ2 June 24, 2011