Joe schmoe's definitions

Majeeda

A woman who is small, and nicknamed mumbo

just about any grandma that ever lived

by Joe Schmoe March 27, 2005

chefskied

To be intoxicated beyond the prudent levels.

Developed by one "Carnack" in southwestern Ontario mid 90's.

Last weekend we went to Burn's beach and got chefskied.

by Joe Schmoe November 30, 2004

Moocah

term for marijuana along with limbo, loco, lucas, muggles, airplane, ganja, lamb's bread, snop, tijuana, african bush, bale, bar, bash, and all the common words kids use these days...

hey, peter pan, you wanna smoke some mookah with the lost boys?

Moocah is still illegal in the States.

Moocah should be legal.

by Joe Schmoe February 24, 2005

saddier

When a pro can't spell sadder and they think it saddier.

The pro Fire In My Holay was arguing with his friend and typed saddier and his friend laughed at him.

by Joe Schmoe June 26, 2006

King of bling bling

The owner of fine jewlerys otherwise known as puerto rican gangstas yo!

Im the king of bling bling baby!!!!

by Joe schmoe May 20, 2004

beris

the last name of a teacher from hell. she likes to head the national honors society only so she won't get fired. if you don't suck up or kiss her ass, she'll hate you. If you have her, beware her wrath because she's only trying to be friends with you because she was a huge nerd in high school and wants to experience it all over again.. this time as a 40 year old duck.

Freshmen 1: Holy shit, i have beris.
Freshmen 2: Haha, you have the duck.
Freshmen 1: Let's find a duck outside so you can tell me where its ass is.
Freshmen 2: I think I'd rather have her hate me then have to do that.
Freshmen 1: That's a good point.

by Joe Schmoe January 14, 2004

Fischman 400

an obese individual that is so obese that it/they require a stadium or racetrack to comfortably graze....

(not to be confused with a nascar event, or a right of passage among college freshman)

wow... hes suffering from the fischman 400

by Joe Schmoe June 15, 2004