Joe's definitions

Aiken-itious

People who have an unhealthy obsession with A-N-Y-O-N-E that was made famous with the help of the T.V show American or Canadian Idol.

"Wow! Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson, and Ruban Sandwich sure worked hard to get to where they are today...and they are SO musically talented!" Said the misinformed mainstream drag queen.

"I believe you have a serious case of Aiken-itious..." said the totally old school punk rocker.

by Joe December 26, 2005

ultimate justice

Three in the stink. The evil step-brother of the shocker and the reverse shocker.

Emily's o-ring was ruined when she received the ultimate justice.

by Joe September 17, 2005

penis

its a wiener

the wiener is sucking

by joe June 25, 2004

Kirsty Crawford

The best singer eveerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr in the wooorrlld!!!!!!!


A word used for gr8ness...

Whao....How Kirsty Crawford is that?

by Joe August 5, 2004

knucklebutt

A girl who is so skinny, most likely from anorexia, that when she wears a bikini you can see the bones of her pelvis move around in her ass when she walks because she has almost no butt cheeks.

"Danm! Someone tell that knucklebutt bitch to get some meat on her!"

by Joe July 27, 2003

corn rows

hair style typical of crazy negros who eat fried chicken all motherfuckin day

Yeah check out deez corn rows nigga, ay yo pass the fried chicken before i sock two in yo ass ho

by Joe May 13, 2005

Derk

A freakshow idiot who is a huge Nerd who sits on the computer all day

"Derk, you are such a nerd!"
"Get a life, Derk"

by Joe April 7, 2004