JoN's definitions

Corey Ott Mathematics

The style of math used when you multiply the answer by two and add one.

2+2=9

In regular form: 2+2=4

4 x 2=8

8 + 1=9

So, in Corey Ott Math, 2+2=9

by Jon February 25, 2005

pepsi

the urban coca cola

Yo mang, you be drinkin a pepsi.

by Jon December 28, 2003

Paris Hilton

Something that the media and the general public goes crazy over for no good reason. One of the many reasons why I weep for this nation.

Can Paris Hilton just go away?

by Jon April 14, 2005

napoleon dynamite

A movie everybody started talking about because the dvd came out but nobody knew about it when it was in theatres... :P

I'll do whatever i want *GOSH*

by Jon January 22, 2005

lsanne

A very cute and small girl, Lsanne is extremely good at moaning but VERY randy, oftem liking to watch porn before a steamy sex session with Bubba.

A girl who loves her boyfriend (The Bubsickle) muchly.

"Your girlfriend is really Lsanne"

by Jon January 4, 2004

dinner masher

one man using his errect penis to "mash" another mans dinner via his arse hole.

Julian Clarey is a "dinner masher"

by jon September 22, 2003

tiberian sun

Probably the best rts ever. It was the groundbreaker for all other rts's, it made commands like "attack here" become noticably needed.

Tiberian Sun was the last great game made by Westwood. Ever since EA took over, things have gotten shitty.

by Jon May 1, 2005