JoHn's definitions

Crossing the line

Something one does when temptation becomes too much to handle. Usually done with someone on "The List"(see the list) when it is bad to do so!

So we hooked up last night and crossed the line. Not all the lines! There were some things that we didn't do and lines we didn't cross.

by John September 30, 2003

best rapper ever

notorious b.i.g.

hes just like notorious b.i.g.

by john June 13, 2003

Seyha

Seyha is another word for a homo-sexual selling himself for money and drugs

seyha is a crack hoe.

by john October 3, 2004

i was about to say

1. A phrase used at the end of a fragmented sentence; Usually as a threat or warning. Mostly used by blacks and ghetto whites.

also see: 'i wuz 'bout ta say'

2. A polite phrase to use after a motormouth has interrupted your statement once again.

1. Girl, I thought you called me ugly, I was about to say...

b. What he lookin at? Oh, he's blind? I was about to say...

c. Shoot, that man came up to me with that bullcrap like I wanted him. I was about to say...

d. Oooh, you got them new Jordans? Oh, no that's straight bootleg. I was about to say...


2. As I was about to say, children are severely affected by their single parents dating patterns.

b. I was about to say that I would give you half of the million, but since I now know you think I'm a greedy, selfish bitch, you can fuck the hell off... and take the kids.

by john August 24, 2004

sherman's classic shifter

ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car

first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.

megan gave her boyfriend the sherman's classic shifter

by john September 28, 2003

Tokyo Rifle

The act of smoking cannibis

Yo brah right on uh tokyo rifle
lol
omg

by John December 18, 2003

baby seal

An assault rifle carrying monster, who relentlessly preys on Midwest college students. This Gargantuan is nocturnal and comes out to feed at night. Despite its cute appearance, Midwest college students should fear for their lives.

Oh no, watch out for the baby seal!

by John April 12, 2004