JoEy's definitions

lagging it down

To piss it down with rain

Good lord, look at the weather, it's lagging it down rotten

by Joey February 15, 2005

macintosh

A computer owned by 1 out of every 1000 computer users. Made to look "pretty" by design, but really has no functionality other than graphic & video editing equipment. Cannot run much of anything, especially no decent games or software.

"Before you give me any further computer instruction, please take note that I have a Macintosh, so in essence, I can probably do nothing you intend on telling me to do."

by joey July 15, 2008

your mum

an insult targeted towards another persons mother.

idiot: insert insult here
other idiot: YOUR MUM!!

by Joey June 13, 2003

snee

When your nipples are hard

I tweaked my nipple and it perked up like a hard on.

by joey September 12, 2004

lief

Someone who's mother is illiterate. As much an insult as calling someone's mother a bitch.

"You fucking Lief!!"

by Joey May 13, 2005

b'otch

commonly spelled "bi-atch." Refers to a female dog or a woman.

by Joey March 20, 2003

Stig

Usually a way of refusal. Much like "straight."

"ay you tryin to hit dis?"
"Nah dog, i'm stig"

by Joey October 13, 2003