JoEy's definitions

cold ear

to freeze jizz onto a dish. Then to pick up with a finger and place in a victims ear.

kevin and tyler gave each other cold ears while playing dance dance revolution.

by joey November 16, 2004

goon

a skeeve, someone that really sucks and that everyone hates

Drty Derr
That kid is a fucking goon ass O'Fay

by joey December 1, 2004

hoggin'

Cheating on a girl with an (ugly) whore.

He went hoggin' because he was desperate.

by Joey June 11, 2003

beez bollox

To mean the best - Latest saying over the origina 'Dogs bollocks'

Cor, you're so the beez bollox man!

by Joey February 15, 2005

Yass

A many layered mans well Defined Beard

'Jesus check out the angle on that mans Yass

by jOEY April 29, 2004

pimp status

shit thats awsome

that bling is pimp status

by joey March 9, 2004

Townie

A townie hangs around in groups of about 15, they go drinking, they usually go out looking for fights, they always have a mobile stuck to their head, and the girls wear the tightest tops they can (which is not a good thing because usually they are way too fat)! And their vocabulary usually consists of Fucking, slag & slut. They pick on people just because they are not like them, and they can't except others!

"You fucking slag, you is in for it now, innit!"

by Joey February 17, 2004