JoE's definitions

chanda heng

a girl in my shop who is asian and is very retarded. also a word to describe retarded asian people.

You are so dumb...i swear u are such a Chanda Heng!!!

by joe March 22, 2005

turtle

a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.

Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!

by Joe February 11, 2003

Baly

Grand Overlord of all people. Coolest of the Coolest. An Idol to everyone.

There is none.. No one is as cool as a BALY

by Joe June 20, 2003

qulia

the best of quality, including touch, feeling, seeing

qualify is no longer the best, qulia is the final touch

by joe May 13, 2005

flex

To lend something, or to give something

'brer, flex me yo' fone'

by Joe June 30, 2004

yack

The puddle left after a vile gut wrenching vomit session.

Joe was really sick and yacked all over the floor.

by Joe May 13, 2005

hesheme

a guy with a va-china, see vagina, or a girl with an apollo rocket of love, see penis, i cant tell

corey hurm is a hesheme.

by joe November 24, 2003