Someone who competes with others for the sole purpose of gaining a name for themselves online. A person who has no life whatsoever in the real world, that they must put on shows to make a nice online reputation. These people should be pitied for their inability to make anything out of themselves when a computer and AOL aren't present.
lifeless_chick: My mommy and daddy hit me, and make me feel bad, and call me bad names. Nobody likes me. Feel bad for me PLEASE! I'm gothic because of what society has done to me!
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WannaBeJock: I'm so cool, I play football at my school (not really), and can kick anyones ass. Nobody knows I'm lying but since were online it's going to stay that way.
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WannaBeJock: I'm so cool, I play football at my school (not really), and can kick anyones ass. Nobody knows I'm lying but since were online it's going to stay that way.
by Joe August 30, 2004

a bunch of combined sounds added together to make an invincible sound. All who are shot with this word die.
by joe December 17, 2003

An amazingly awesome looking woman. The highest praise you could ever receive is to be called a sexy tomboy beanpole.
by Joe April 08, 2004

Very wasted, drunk, high, or just overall messed up. Comes from the words blasted and wasted smooshed together.
"I am soooo bleested right now you don't even KNOW!"
"Did you see Tommy fall off his bike? His leg is totally bleested!"
"Horatio got totally bleested on So-Co yesterday that he walked into work, pulled down his pants, and took a dump right on the floor."
"Did you see Tommy fall off his bike? His leg is totally bleested!"
"Horatio got totally bleested on So-Co yesterday that he walked into work, pulled down his pants, and took a dump right on the floor."
by Joe April 29, 2004

Something that results in human death and solves problems.
A great pas time for governments to play and in places like the US for redneck hillbillys and jack asses that have no clue about to cheer on like a football game.
A great pas time for governments to play and in places like the US for redneck hillbillys and jack asses that have no clue about to cheer on like a football game.
Look Joe were bombing people. What for Dan ?
Well who cares like we are both so stupid anyways thats why they call us American idiots.
Well who cares like we are both so stupid anyways thats why they call us American idiots.
by Joe September 14, 2003
