To Pull a Kevin

To try to reach into a large, black lesbian's vagina while someone else is sitting on her stomach, tickling her; such a lesbian usually has an afro and may be wearing Birkenstocks.

(Lesbian) "NO! NO! Don't pull a Kevin on me! Oh God!"

by Joe March 17, 2005

To Pull a Kevin

To do anything nasty with or envolving feces.

I just took a deuce in a zip lock bag and pass it off as salsberry steak.

Fuck bro you are such a Kevin

by KMacK November 12, 2003

pulling a Kevin

Attempting to get permission to leave work early on any given day for a reason that is questionable in its legitimacy, or perhaps outright laughable. Often, the reason given will employ minor ailments such as getting "fuzz in one's eye" or "having a toothache". It is also preceded by a minimum of thirty minutes in which the individual must constantly groan, complain loudly to an unspecified and unsympathetic audience, close their eyes, grimace and ultimately create a spectacle which only further highlights the ludicrous nature of the stated discomfort.

Example 1: Did you hear that Vincent tried to leave work early today? He told Brian that his nose was too stuffed up and it was keeping him from hitting his quota. Brian knew he was just pulling a Kevin though and made him tough it out.

Example 2: Man, I was so hungover today that I decided on pulling a Kevin halfway through the day! Told them I felt sick and was going straight to the doctor, but really I just went home to get drunk again and watch Adventure Time in my boxers.

by dingleberryjones December 19, 2013

Pull a Kevin

To time one's arrival to be exactly on time, yet be considered late by traditional standards.

I will be at the game but might pull a Kevin...

by Cisco N Iraq May 2, 2008

Pulling a Kevin

Getting drunk on your lunch break

It’s a real slow shift so I’m thinking about pulling a Kevin

by Rick Teggan November 22, 2017

Pulling A Kevin

verb. to saying something completely irrelevant to the subject at hand; to say something of which is absent of any rational thought or common sense; to say something obvious but in a stupid way

Example:

Guy#1: You know you look kinda Mexican.

Guy#2: I only look Mexican because before I was born my dad ate a lot of Mexican food........

(These were real quotes from an idiot friend and henceforth we call saying something stupid without rational thought "Pulling A Kevin".)

by T.n.T Bros. February 13, 2007

Pull a Kevin

The act of drinking beer during lunch on a work day and going back to work with a buzz.

I need a drink. I think I'll pull a Kevin for lunch.

by Hassan Ben Sober May 6, 2011