by jimmy smith April 25, 2005
by Jimmy Smith June 11, 2005
to be a complete dickhead, and ruin all bmxers fun at skateparks with the whole "I'ts called a skatepark for a reason" bullshit
Dickhead: lets go skate!
Me: fuck no, skatings for pansys, and tossers who need to compensate for something (if u know what I mean, and I think you do)
Me: fuck no, skatings for pansys, and tossers who need to compensate for something (if u know what I mean, and I think you do)
by jimmy smith May 07, 2005
the shittest sport ever, is far from better than sex! BMX is tons better, and if u dissagree, I'll stab u with a spork!!!!
by Jimmy Smith March 13, 2005
something that tosser insurance companys use, so you can't sue some corporation because there was an accident with a man made object, that was caused by a natural event, so say, a mudslide pushes your poorly constructed house over, along with another 200 peoples, nobady can sue the builders because they didn't cause the mudslide. widely documented in the fictional movie with billy connoly, "the man who sued god" about a man whose bat is destroyed when lightning strikes it, and sets off to sue the insurance company, then, after discovering about the act of god rule, goes and sues god...
my car was hit by a weakly cemented signpost during gale force winds, and I can't sue the fucking council because it's an act of god dammit!
by jimmy smith April 11, 2005
the shittiest school in the southern hemisphere, I was learnig shit there (keyword, shit) that I learnt in year 2 at my previous school. marbury and the principal and the rest of the teachers there (except Jodi and Sue, they were good teachers, I actually learnt stuff thru them) and have a pike shoved up their arses and drowned, then revived, then have the same thing happen to them all over again
by Jimmy Smith March 07, 2005
sweetest sport ever, I love it, and I will do anything to make that seen, I hate fucking skaters (all but a select few) and their way of life, if you agree with me, check out my definition of skater it's number 2... I fucken love this sport, you can do anything at all with it, take it where you want, it comes in many sorts, flat, dirt, street(the ones that I ride) and park and vert..., I would ride park, except the skaters always give me such a fucking staring, I leave after about 15 minutes... I suppose its cos they know that I have a dick and they don't, lol!!!
by jimmy smith March 29, 2005