Jimmy's definitions
n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.
I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?
by Jimmy January 12, 2004
Get the beef curtainsmug. by jimmy November 8, 2003
Get the twangermug. by jimmy November 9, 2004
Get the the tenth nazgulmug. when you go and see a high action movie with your mates and girlfrend and completely ignore the movie in the vein sad effort to get sum.
mate:He check out that dude he's goign to blow that fucking dogs head of!
pussy whiped mattey: strange fish noises ( sound of em kissing) sorry what did i miss?
pussy whiped mattey: strange fish noises ( sound of em kissing) sorry what did i miss?
by Jimmy December 8, 2004
Get the pussy whippedmug. by Jimmy June 22, 2003
Get the pr0jekt and sm0gmug. A rare species of female which makes up less than .02% of the population. Under most circumstances an uggo or is really fat.
There is an even rarer subsect of girl gamer which is actually somewhat good looking to average (rating 6.0 and above). This group makes up less than 15% of the girl gamer population.
This is one predominant form of girl gamer in their society: the male gamer masquerading as a girl gamer. They make up over 33% of the population.
The girl gamer usually has an inferiority complex and will try like mad to kill you in her game of choice, but can't because of her inferior fingers. Confront with caution, as a girl gamer is able to let out a battlecry which will attract all the pitiful nerds to her position to attack you verbally.
Another note of caution is this: if you find a "girl gamer" who is willing to cyber with you, it is probably a man using a female alias in order to masturbate to your replies.
There is an even rarer subsect of girl gamer which is actually somewhat good looking to average (rating 6.0 and above). This group makes up less than 15% of the girl gamer population.
This is one predominant form of girl gamer in their society: the male gamer masquerading as a girl gamer. They make up over 33% of the population.
The girl gamer usually has an inferiority complex and will try like mad to kill you in her game of choice, but can't because of her inferior fingers. Confront with caution, as a girl gamer is able to let out a battlecry which will attract all the pitiful nerds to her position to attack you verbally.
Another note of caution is this: if you find a "girl gamer" who is willing to cyber with you, it is probably a man using a female alias in order to masturbate to your replies.
I was playing CS and there was this "girl gamer". I witnessed a rather amusing mating ritual in which 10 nerds surrounded her, protecting this "female" from opposing fire.
by Jimmy April 16, 2005
Get the girl gamermug. by jimmy July 28, 2004
Get the car washmug.