466 definitions by JiM

assman

Someone who has their act together and really enjoys life; willing to share their success and treat their friends well; originating from the proctologist with the "ASS MAN" license plate in the Seinfeld episode.

Clark hooked us all up with tickets to the Metalica show - he is the assman!

by JiM July 25, 2003

peer pressure

a phrase that the weak minded use to donate the fact that they did something stupid as hell because "all their friends where doing it" and they "just wanted to be cool".
weak minded teenagers suffer from this alot, constantly doing retarded ass shit because their friends are doing it.

peer pressure is an excuse for the weak.

by JiM October 1, 2005

puppy fucker

a person who fucks puppies

the hair seems to disapear at the entrance

by JiM August 1, 2003

lengdary

To get assraped by a gang of muslims

The priest walked into a mosque and was totally lengdary

by JiM October 17, 2003

quoi

Came from the styles of the rap band, quoi
(noun)Means to be a pimp, like all four members of the group.
(adjective) to mimic a pimp or don juan

(noun) Did you really give three girls a dirty sanchez in one night, you Quoi.

(verb) I'm getting crunked up and rocking the party quoi style.

by JiM January 5, 2005

numpty

An 80 year old vintage glider pilot who thinks it's ok to thermal below 800' on a ridge

"What are those numpties doing over that ridge?"

by JiM July 14, 2003

Winky Peepus

The buldge in a woman's jeans when she sit's down.

Damn, that chick has a huge winky peepus!

by JiM November 27, 2003