466 definitions by JiM

dinger

1. A sexual manoever in which the entire flacid penis and scrotum are placed in a partner's mouth. 2. An unfortunate incident 3. A phone call.

1. "Give me a dinger, please."

2. "Remember when Jimmy broke his arm? That was a dinger."

3. "I'll give you a dinger about tonight."

by JiM February 26, 2005

herfus

an extreamly hariy anus.

he has a herfus.

by JiM October 30, 2003

shate

stupid or very retarded
often a drunk or a high person
a state of mind and stupidity

"look at that shate"
"yeah thats a real jackass"

by JiM July 2, 2003

jew lawyer

A jew lawyer is one that will win at any costs. Speaking as a jew myself it is a known fact.

Honey, you should get a jew lawyer so we can sue Wal Mart

by JiM June 17, 2006

Cum Deposit Box

A term used to describe someone you are fucking.

Nah, we're not going out man, he's just my cum deposit box.

by JiM April 4, 2003

oogabagaga

A male homosexual. A queer. A faggot who likes other men, ya know, GAY.

That Ted fag guy is an oogabagaga.

by JiM August 7, 2005

Enron

a once successful and dominant company in the energy business, but has fallen because they tried to hide company losses and avoid taxes by creating made-up entities. as a result of these unethical practices, enron has become bankrupt and robbed their employees of their retirement funds. the most infamous name associated with this scandal is Kenneth Lay, who is on trial as of januray 2006. he is charged on 11 counts ranging from insider trading to bank fraud.

ken lay and enron took my money. give it back you son of a bitch. i can't feed my kids. his defense is totally fucked, he should've plead guilty like the rest of his buddies.

by JiM March 8, 2006