JiM's definitions

jiz

The Juice of a Man from the Peni

Woah i have jiz all over me, you must be excited

by Jim April 14, 2005

Krang

state of testicular shrinkage and wrinkling often associated with the cold. when shaven, it resembles krang, the diabolical tmnt supervillain.

im getting a krang from all this snow.

by jim February 2, 2005

O.H.B.

Short for "Old hateful bastard"

"I'm sick of that O.H.B."
"So's his wife"

by JIM February 18, 2004

Mary Magdalene

Somehow connected to Jesus, Cydonia (on Mars) and the Egyptian pyramids.

Mary Magdalene on Mars? WTF? Just wait and see..

by jim May 1, 2005

Wisonsin

We have more lakes than Minnesota!

by Jim August 14, 2003

wogehkak

Giant creature, lives in the woods, he'll bite ya face

That Jim looks like a wiggly wogehkak.

by Jim September 29, 2003

fishbucket

slang for vagina

man I bet that girl has a hot fishbucket!

by jim May 15, 2004